Feels Statement

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FaultofEmotionalEngagementLiabilityStatement(F.E.E.L.S.

Thisagreementreleases
{Organization}
fromallliabilityrelatingtoinjuriesthatmayoccur
{duringactivity,
onlocation,ontheinternet,etc.}
.ByinteractingwiththeOrganizationofpassiveoractivemeans,
{by
readingblogposts,viewingimages,wordofmouth,morsecode,simplybeingalive,etc.}
,Iimplicitly
agreetohold
{Organization}
entirelyfreefromanyliability,includingemotional,physical,mental,financial,
spiritual,andmetaphysicalresponsibilityforinjuriesincurred,regardlessofwhetherinjuriesarecausedby
negligence.

Ialsoacknowledgetherisksinvolvedin
{typeofactivity}
.Theseincludebutarenotlimitedto
{gettingmy
feelingshurt,crying,existentialdespair,destroyingmyunwarrantedfeelingsofselfimportance,
ennui,eyecancerfromstaringatthescreen,physicalailmentsduetophysicalinactivityfrom
surfingtheweb,etc.}
.Iswearthatbymyparticipation,Ivoluntarilyexposemyselftotherisksstatedabove
andassumeonlymyownresponsibilityinaccordancewiththeconsequencestheybringaboutregardlessof
whetherornotallriskshavebeenmadecleartome.Additionally,regardlessofwhetherornotIhaveany
conditionsthatwillincreasemylikelihoodofexperiencinginjurieswhileengaginginthisactivity,Iacceptfull
responsibilitythatresultfrommyactions(orreactions)relatedtoanyparticipationhenceforth.

BymyparticipationIforfeitallrighttobringasuit(lawsuit,LOLsuit,orotherwise)against
{Organization}
for
anyreason.Inreturn,Iwillreceive
{participationinactivity}
.Iwillalsomakeeveryefforttoobeysafety
precautionsaslistedinthisstatementregardlessofwhethertheyhavebeenexplainedtomeverballyor
otherwise.Iwillaskforclarificationwhenneeded.

I,_____________,bymyparticipation,grantthatIimplicitlyandfullyunderstandandagreetotheabove
terms.

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