]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity

:p

2]CGPA available for adoption cant raise it myself.

3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4]One persons LOL is anothers WTF!
5]Darr k aage jeet hai.aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if youll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
8]Galileo:Great mindEinstein:genius mindNewton:Extraordinary mind.Bill
gates:brilliant mind..ME:Never Mind.
9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as ueue in a queue.
11]Sleep till youre hungry.Eat till youre sleepy.