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OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?
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OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

Abstract
BearsandFlamingoseachhavetheirowndistinctcharacteristicsandattributionsthatwill
be
evaluated
throughthecriteriasoflegality,entertainment,andprotectioninordertodecidewhich
onewouldbetter
play
theroleofthehouseholdpet.Withentertainment
weighted
themostoutof
fifty,theothertwoare
rated
outoftwentyfive.
Taking
intoconsiderationthatneitherofthem
appear
tobelegaltoown,theordinaryUrsidae
outbeats
theFlamingointheothertwocategories
duetothefactthatthebearwould
emit
moreentertainmentandprotectionforitsowner.


OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

Petscanbedefinedastamedordomesticanimalsthatare
retained
forcompanionship,
andareoften
incorporated
intothecommonhouseholdasanothercherished,familymember.
Nonetheless,theoptionsmayseemtobeendlesswhenitcomesto
deciding
whichbeastshould
beadopted.AccordingtothestatisticstakenfromtheAmericanVeterinaryMedicalAssociation,
themostwidelyownedpetsaredogs,cats,fish,andbirds.However,manyexoticanimalssuch
assnakes,ferrets,andotherwildreptilesalso
serve
asrunnerups.Qualitiescustomarily
sought
frompetsaretheirstatus,theirnecessities,andabilitytohandlepeople.Upon
thinking
ofwhat
manywouldrefertoasoutsideofthebox,thealternativesforthiscertainscenario
falls
betweenthemammalianUrsidae(typicallyknownasabear),andthepink,Phoenicopterusrat
withfeathers(theflamingo).Theanimalthatwould
serve
asasuperiorpetcomparedtotheir
opponentwillbe
appointed
throughthethreecriteriasoflegality,entertainment,andprotection.
Certainexoticanimals
require
theownerto
obtain
alegalpermitpriorto
adopting
said
animal.Withthatbeing
noted
,thisconceptmayvarydependingonwhichstateyoucurrently
residein.AprimaryexamplewouldbeofonethattookplaceinMarchof2013theinfamous,
yetmisfortunateeventofJustinBieberspetmonkey.BornonMarch1,1994inCanadatoa
singlemother,thepairhadsoon
posthaste
hismusicaltalents.
Entering
hisearlyteenageyears,
Bieberwasquickly
discovered
byScooterBraunandUsherthroughamusicalwebsitecalled
Youtube.Severalhitsandsuccessfultourshadsoon
progressed
,andsohadhisnamethroughout
theworld.
Likeashootingstar,theBiebssocialstatushadeventually
shot
uptothecelebrity


OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

Alist,buthissqueakycleanimagehadcommencedto
fall
approximatelyin2012whenhewas
hitwithscandalsafterscandals.Itwouldbeamajorunderstatementto
proclaim
Bieberasan
inexperiencedpetownerconsideringhehas
fathered
hamsters,snakes,dogs,cats,andmonkeys.
WhileonatriptoGermanyforhisEuropeanBelieveTour,hewas
haltered
byGerman
officialshitherto
entering
theforeignnation.DuetothefactthatBieberdidnot
possess
anylegal
documentsforits
adoption
orforits
vaccination
,hismonkey,Mally,was
taken
thenandthere.
NotonlydidtheBiebs
lose
hisbelovedpetthatday,hewasalso
slapped
withasanctionof
$11,000dollars.Thistopicoflegality
connected
tothescenarioreferstowhetherornotsomeone
would
clash
againsttherulesiftheywereto
adopt
abearoraflamingo.Upon
looking
through
multiplereferencesforLawsonExoticAnimals,nostatesintheUnitedStatescurrently
authorize
the
adoption
ofneitherbearsorflamingos.
Taking
thisintoconsideration,noneofthe
animalsreceiveanycreditforthiscriteria.
Withtheworld
continuing
torevolveandtechnologypersistently
following
behindit,
entertainmenthas
incorporated
itselftobeanextremelynecessitatedtraitofsociety.Bearscan
beselectivelyidentifiedatcircuses,atravelingcompanyfullofacrobatsandtrainedanimalsthat
holdperformancesinbigtents.Meaning,theyarecapableofbeing
trained
,similartoa
householdcanine.Abearsaverageintelligenceisviewedtobesimilartothatofa3yearold
human,holdingthemcompetentof
carrying
outtheirdailyactivitiesof
catching
fish,
navigating
directions,andeven
propelling
rocksforsurvivalutilizations.Bearscanbe
trained
to
fetch
,horse
aroundwithhoolahoops,andyoucaneven
ride
one!Aflamingosentertainmentabilities
involveonly
swimming
theyhavethetendencyto
fly
awaywhentheyfeelthreatenedas
opposedto
fighting
back.Aflamingoistypically
present
onlyasasightseeingfiascoconsidering


OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

theydont
do
anythingoutsideofthenorm.Theycanbekeptto
diminish
yourloneliness,but
unlessyou
play
withthem,noentertainmentwillbe
emitted
onitsown.However,whattheylack
makesupfortheotherduetothefactthatflamingos
are
not
linked
tohumandeaths.
Petsareoftenextremely
protective
whentheirownersfacedanger.Thisqualitysouley
demonstrates
whypetsare
seen
asanotherfamilymember.Anaveragebearmayweigh
anywherefrom250toover600pounds,givingthemplentyto
fight
with.
Theirclawsare
generallytwotofourinches,alongwithteeththataretwoincheslong,providinganimageof
terror.
Withthesecharacteristics,thebearwouldntevenberequiredtophysically
protect
their
ownersconsideringtheirappearanceisenoughto
scare
awayanyintruders.Aflamingos
behaviorisclassicallyindistinguishabletothatofabird.Theirdefensemechanism
composes
of
theiraverageweightof7.7pounds,
pecking
withtheircurvedbills,andawingspanof100
centimeterstoaidthemduring
flight
.
Compared
tootheranimals,flamingosareatthebottomof
theintimidationlist,especiallysincetheydont
attack
orshowanysignsofintentionalviolence.
Everyanimalhasitsownuniquecharacteristicsthatallowszoologiststoclassifythem
intoseparatecategories.Dependingonthepersonandwhichcharacteristicsoftheirpreference,it
will
determine
whichanimaltheybelievewillplayasthebetterpet.Thethreecriterias
chosen
forthisparticularsynopsiswasvalidity,amusement,andsafeguard.Validityreferstothe
authenticpermissionrulessetbythestatetoexhibitwhichanimalsareacceptableto
own
aspets,
whichrequiresapermit,andtheonesthatarefelonioustoadopt.Amusement
mentions
the
enjoyment
thepetpossessor
experiences
throughassociationwiththeanimaloranytalents
obtainedbyit.Safeguardisreferencedtohowwelltheanimaldoesatprotectingitsowner.Both
thebearandflamingoaretakenintotheaccountthattheyretooexotictobeowned,notevena


OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

permitwouldbeableto
justify
theactionsofowningeitherofthem.Abearsintelligencehas
beenscientifically
proven
superiortothatoftheflamingo,allowingthemto
prevent
peoplefrom
dropping
theirattentionspanlikeacoin.
Albeitflamingoshavetheadvantageof
providing
a
betterimagetolookat,theywerenot
created
todotricks.Aflamingo,likeanyotherbird,does
not
put
upafight.Instead,they
peck
and
fly
away.Abear,ontheotherhand,isphysicallybuilt
to
protect
and
brawl
ifneedsbe.Withallthreecategoriesgraded,itappearsthatthebearhasthe
flamingo
beaten
asthesuperiorpet.


OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

Discussion
Manypeoplewouldprobablydisagreewiththefactthatbearswouldbethebetterpet
consideringthattheyaredifficulttotame.EventhoughthebearhasahigherIQtoperform
tricks,thatsamehighintelligencequotientmaytriggerthemtoeatandattackhumans.Flamingos
areseenasmoredelicate,andourknowledgeisyettoexpandonthem.Thereareplentyof
campscreatedinthewoodstostudybears,butnotalotofpeopleputintheefforttodothesame
withintricateanimalssuchastheflamingos.WhenIwas5yearsold,myfamilyandItookatrip
toCalifornia.Onthebeach,Icanclearlyrecalleatingasandwichwhenaseagullhadswooped
downandstoleit.Sincethen,Ivedevelopedadeephatredforbirds.Idonotmindthatabear
caneatme,Illtaketheriskthantoadoptabird.


OmnivorousFuzzyAnimalorPinkMexicanFlapper?

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