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Dancing Andy
Our very own Andy Taylor will be competing in Dancing with the Sheriffs next month! Hell be going up against sheriffs from
Greensboro, Raleigh, Durham & Charlotte. We asked Sherriff Andy what he was excited about the most, Im excited that the
competition will be held at our very own Cross Creek Country Club. The competition kicks off on Friday
October 2nd at 6pm at Cross Creek Country Club. Tickets can be purchased at the filling station with Goober
and/or Gomer. Lets wish him luck!
Reporter Shannon Branom
Mayberry Gazette
THE TALK OF THE TOWN!
This week the talk of the town was the beautiful country wedding between
Mayberry's very own Opie and Louise! We all knew these two would get hitched
someday. Sunday was the day. The wedding took place at Opie's parents house, Sheriff
Griffin and Miss Bee's backyard. It was decorated to perfection. The guests were to be
seated on fresh bales of hay with Miss Bee's famous quilts for comfort. The aisle was
decorated with that really beautiful baby's breath you can find over off route 89 by the
river if you know where to look. And the altar was something out of a country song.
The branches covering the altar had mason jars with little candles lit in them and there
was white ribbons hanging with these twinkly lights. Louise and Miss Bee did a
beautiful job decorating. It was time for the ceremony and it seemed like the whole town was there. Miss Bee of
course handed out her famous sweet tea with lavender ice cubes. Everyone was seated and here came Opie. He was
wearing a beautiful collared shirt with that pocket square his dad wore on his wedding, and the late Sheriff Griffin
wore on his big day too! Miss Bee walked with Opie and she looked like the proudest momma. Of course the
ceremony wouldn't be complete without good old Rocky walking the rings down the aisle. That old dog had a new
trick that day. Here came Louise, she looked stunning in her peach colored off white dress with a beautiful crown of
babys breath and sunflowers. Her hair was long with those loose girls that only the girls down at Curl Up and Dry
know how to do. Of course the ceremony couldn't go off without one of those football studs making a belch or a
hoot hoot or two. At the reception there was the perfectly braised brisket that the Sheriff wins all those medals for
every year at the fair. It was perfect. Everyone danced and laughed and Bobby Ray even fell over a few times after
the moonshine just got two much. Mayberry's got a new couple in town!
Reporter Kara Mayo
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On Friday, a local house maker, Beatrice Taylor, was arrested outside of McDonalds for
disorderly conduct. The police were called by witness after Beatrice was seen getting aggressive
with an employee. The confrontation began when Ms. Taylor ordered a cheeseburger with no
pickles. When she received her order, she broke out into an outrage to find pickles on her
sandwich. She then began yelling at the employees, jumped over the counter to steal money, and
allegedly started to destroy the restaurant, throwing food and pushing over chairs. Police arrived
moments later to arrest her. She now faces misdemeanor charges and will be released on bail this
Monday.
Reporter
Jenna Adams
Mayberry Gazette
Aunt Bee was enjoying her nightly hot totty last night when she began to hear yelling coming
from her neighbors house. Now she wants to make it clear that she wasnt eavesdropping but when she heard the
words Im going to kill you! along with some sounds of a struggle; she panicked and woke up Sheriff Andy. Upon
being woken up from a dead sleep by Aunt Bees frantic words, Sheriff Andy grabbed his gun and rushed next door.
After gaining access into the home, it was discovered that the neighbor was yelling at her cat because she was
rudely woken up by her cat peeing on her pillow next to her head. The struggle sounds was from a lamp being
knocked over when the neighbor went to turn on a light. Sheriff Andy deemed that the cats life was in no longer
danger since it was currently the wash room for a time out. After all was calm, it was discovered that Sheriff Andy
had been in his tighty whities throughout the entire episode. Community Service, in the form of linen washing, has
been discussed for the charge of indecent exposure.
Mayberry Gazette
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