The Newest News, Issue #36 by: Anthony Borsellina Classroom Printing Press Is Percy Long Island, New York, USA Jackson Really Human? mp. Click Reports by eyewitnesses claim the average 15 year old, Percy Jackson was seen being rescued by a satyr ( half-man, half goa. This average rs year old, isn't so average! When on a geography field trip with his school in the middle of October, Perey was seen le seen sprawled on the floar. Accarding to Beth Chee ng the group and just moments later, “twas like nothing I had ever seen before. Percy was all spread out on the floor. | had glanced into the raom and seen a winged creature jump through the window.” We spoke to our professionals at MIT and they deseribed the event as “A calling to the Gods". Which means either the satyr, the winged creature, or Percy Jackson was redeemed as a son of the Olympians. This could quite possibly have been a cighting of one of the 3 sisters, known today as, The FuriesIs Percy Jackson Really Human? con'a) Beth said that she saw the winged creature brutally attack Jackson, This winged creature's whereabouts are currently unknown. We believe she in is Brooklyn. Local Police say ta keep your doors and windows locked, They said hide your kids, hide your wives and you should barricade your windows. One report of a sighting in North Brooklyn and the anly eyewitness Anna Pald said“ I was walking my dog when I noticed her. She looks like a woman, with wings and grey skin. I hid inside a dumpster in fear she would attack me. When she was approached by a pedestrian, her wings sprang back into her back disappeared completely.” If you witness anything else, or see anything suspicious, call or text this number, 133-133-1234. ‘That's all for today’s article, check back next Monelay for the newest news. Anthony Borsellino, out!