Wednesday, December 9, y

UWRT
Bitch SessionTo my Best Friend
- My friends are making me go camping and i fucking hate bugs and dont want to
smooth into a car.

- This weird girl from working keeps asking me to cover her shifts even though I am
constantly telling her I am in Charlotte, like just show up to your fucking job and stop
texting me please and thanks.

- My mom keeps telling me to get a job here and I do not have the time for that shit, I
want to have a social life- not 2 jobs.

- Its freezing in the morning and by the time I walk back to class I am drenched in
sweat.

- My 9:30 class is a huge waste of my fucking time because we dont even do anything
bc this dumbs cant work a computer.

- My test scores are real shitty right now and we have like no opportunities to do better.
- I have so much stuff that is always due at the same time so I never finish anything.
- I have to go home to work and I really hate driving.
- Some guy stole my Oreos.
- My dad ignores like 95% of my texts and he made me buy a damn tent.
- I got stuck on a damn soccer goal like how does that even happen.
- Also I think I am getting sick for like the third time this year.

Wednesday, December 9, y

Less Bitchy SessionTo a 5 year old

- My friends are making me go camping and I dont want to go because i dont like bugs
because they are creepy.

- This girl from my job keeps asking me to help her with her work but I cant because i
live too far.

- My mom keeps asking me to get another job but I cant get one because Im busy
already

- Its freezing in the morning and by the time I walk back to class I am drenched in
sweat.

- My morning class is a waste of time.

- I dont have he best grades.
- I have so much stuff that is always due at the same time so I never finish anything.
- I have to go home to work and I really hate driving.
- Some guy stole my Oreos.
- My dad ignores my calls.
- I got stuck on a soccer goal.
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Wednesday, December 9, y

- Also I think I am getting sick for like the third time this year.