Read the following texts carefully and answer the question that follow 1 5!

The Blonde and the Lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and
vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you
don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
$500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless
she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress,
no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an
hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the
answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and
goes back to sleep.

1. The story tells us about

a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.
c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
e. A blonde who lost her money.
2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?
a. hide and seek
b. chicken limbo
c. jump rope
d. guessing game
e. scrabble

3. What was the rule of the game finally?

a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.
b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could
not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.
c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.
d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer
could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.
e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not
answer his question, she did not have to pay him.
4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?
a. $5.00
b. $50.00
c. $500.00
d. $510.00
e. $490.00
5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?
a. the blonde
b. the lawyer
c. none of them was clever.
d. Both were clever.
e. They were the same.

Read the following texts carefully and answer the question that follow 6 10!
A police and whistle
Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown.
I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him
one.
Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to
know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very
inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating
the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.

Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the
policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"

6. What does the text talk about........

A. Willy and his new drum.
B. Phil Collins and his drum.
C. A policeman and his whistle.
D. Willy's drum private teacher.
E. The writer's five-year old son.
7. From the text above we know that Willy is an........ boy.
A.
B.
C.
D.
E.

Smart
Funny
Stupid
Childish
Annoying

8. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........

A.
B.
C.
D.
E.

He is very inquisitive.
"Because he is not Phil Collins".
He blew his whistle now and then.
He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
"Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"

9. The generic structure of the text above is..

A.
B.
C.
D.
E.

description identification
thesis arguments recommendation
orientation event reorientation
orientation event twist
orientation thesis twist

10. What Willys hobby ?

A.
B.
C.
D.
E.

Listening music
Playing football
Watching movie
Reading
Fishing

11. If the natural of life is disturbed, the result may be disastrous. The underlined word has
the similar meaning as ....
A. Catastrophic
B. Unsuitable
C. Harmless
D. Dangerous
E. Complicated
12. the communication satellite is equipped with radio receivers and transmitters. The word
equipped can be repleced by .....
A. Supplied
B. Combined
C. Organized
D. Related
E. Operated
13. mice may be the culprits behind an epidemic of childhood. The underlined word means ...
A. Observers
B. Prisoners
C. Fugitives
D. Felons
E. Causes
14. I guess its not too risky a business. The underlined words means .....
A. Fatal
B. Serious
C. Hazardous
D. Unpleasant
E. Significant
15. Most sports offer a constructive escape from the pressures of the everyday life. The word
escape from can be replaced by ......
A. Hiding from
B. Joining to
C. Turning off
D. Avoidance of
E. Changing from
16. Diane : What do you like most here in this city?
Mary : Well,...................There is so much to see.

A. I enjoy going shopping quite a lot

B. I'm veery fond of the food
C. I love the steak very much
D. I really like hot weather
E. I will have dinner at cafe
17. Manager : Did our company get more profit of the sales this year?
Supervisor : I'm afraid not,Sir.But we could have been able to promote the products........
A.if we had hired more sales represantatives
B.if we hadn't produced more products than ever
C.if people hadn't bought other products but ours
D.if people had been familiar with our products
E.if people hadnt know products
18. Sonia
Siva

: What is your brother doing now?

: in the yard with his friends, he also has strong smash.

A. He is kicking a ball
B. He is playing volley ball
C. He is watching smash boy band
D. His friends are playing volley ball
E. His parents are playing volley ball
19. Faizal : What kind of extra activities do you have at school?
Ashari : We .
Faizal : Really? So, you can speak more than one foreign language.
A.
B.
C.
D.
E.

join scouting clubs

do many kinds of sports
have French and Mandarin classes
learn first aids in Young Red Cross
Join sains clubs

20. Yudika : This task has been finished. Whats next?

Andrea : so that all the participants know about all the tasks.
A.
B.
C.
D.
E.

We can go home now.

We would continue the other program.
We never ask the participants to do to the next task.
We are going to present the entire task in front of the participants.
We are still home

21. Jeff was accompanying his little brother in the hospital without complaining. We must
appreciate his _____
a. Patient

b. Patience
c. Patiently
d. more patient
e. Most patient
22. My father has made very important _______ in field of education.
a. Discovery
b. Discover
c. Discovering
d. Discovered
e. Discovers
23. Dont foget to sign the ________ when you withdraw your money
a. Receiver
b. Receptor
c. Recipe
d. Reception
e. Receipt
24. My father goes to the police station to _____ the cause of the accident
a. Clarification
b. Clarified
c. Clarify
d. Clear
e. Clearly
25. No other choice, if you want to ______ you must do the best you can.
a. Succeed
b. Successful
c. Succeeding
d. Successfully
e. succeeds