SARAH BYRD- ISA CARD- JADE MURRAY- ANGELICA PADILLA

Government- Kevin Hart for President

You think I chose this career? Naw, there I was, my senior year trying to apply for
colleges. Shit man, that's expensive. This should be free, we are Americans. Am I right?
Like really, I ain't got time to go to work AND school. I got other problems to deal with,
like how to defend myself while going to the store when I can't be packin. And what if I
did get shot in the streets? Then what? Can't just go to the hospital, I don't got
healthcare- that's expensive too! It's not like I can get treated then tell the nurse, it's
how much!? Naw naw naw, I dont got that kinda dough. That shits crazy! No one
needs that hanging over their head.
Now, let's get serious, ha. I mean as serious as you can get. America. America
doesn't have money, do you know how much debt we have? Cause I dont! Ha, it keeps
on rising every time I check. Like damn. Why don't we tax the rich, we are mimicking
Robin Hood here. Tax the poor, praise the rich. When the rich get taxed then you can
tax my niggas. Ya feel?
Remember the days when you would sit in health class, all hormone crazy.
Watching the teacher put a condom on whatever penis shapes fruit or vegetable that
happened to be on hand. Now, they just say don't have sex and look at all these
infective privates from sexually transmitted diseases. What- no. None of that. Teach
*TOUCH* my son how to use that rubber properly.

SARAH BYRD- ISA CARD- JADE MURRAY- ANGELICA PADILLA

That's all now, you feeling Kevin Hart for President? Cause I feel.