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Rory Straubel
Scape Goat
For those of you who havent heard of r/
NotTheOnion, its a subreddit where articles are posted that on the surface seem to
be satire, but are actually real news headlines. Below are some headlines that we
didnt write, since Upper Michigan Source
had to actually report them.
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Editor-in-chief Rory Straubel
Composition Editor Vincent Padget
Treasurer Alex Piotrowski
Business Manager Julia Scruton
Secretary Sophia Farquhar
Advisor Carl Blair
Symptom Rico Bastian
Staff Writers: Shan Amarnani, Neil
Hawke, Anna Hohnstadt, Peter Jurica,
Nick Minarich, Jacob Noorman
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