1. A Romanian is not surprisedhis face has fallen off (I-a picat faa).

2. A Romanian didnt just do so much with so little he made a whip out of shit (Face din rahat bici).
3. A Romanian wont lose temper his mustard will jump off (i sare mutarul).
4. A Romanian hasnt just screwed up he threw his boogers in the beans (A dat cu mucii-n fasole).
5. A Romanian wont try to fool you hell throw vapours at you (Te aburete).
6. Nor will he lie to you hell sell you doughnuts (Vinde gogoi).
7. A Romanian doesnt suddenly get it his coin drops (i pic fisa).
8. A Romanian is not extremely tired hes cabbage. His life is not chaotic its cabbage. And his room
is not a complete mess its also cabbage (Varz).
9. A Romanian doesnt simply deem an effort useless he says its a rub on a wooden leg (Frecie la picior
de lemn).
10. You dont drive a Romanian nuts you take him out of his watermelons (l scoi din pepeni).
11. A Romanian will not have the impostor syndrome he will feel with the fly on his cap (Se simte cu
musca pe cciul).
12. In Romania, things are not far away theyre at the devils mother (La mama naibii).
13. A Romanian is not crazy hes gone on a raft (Dus cu pluta).
14. A Romanian wont tell you to stop wasting time hell tell you to stop rubbing the mint (Freca menta).
15. A Romanian wont say that something is cool hell say its concrete (Beton).
16. A Romanian is not nervous he has a carrot (in his ass) (Are un morcov n fund).

17. A Romanian doesnt just keep quiet he keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field (Tace ca porcu-n
ppuoi).
18. As a Romanian you dont fool yourself you get drunk with cold water (Te mbei cu ap rece).
19. A Romanian is not stupid hes a Venice bush (Tuf de Veneia).
20. A Romanian wont call it quits hell stick his feet in (i bag picioarele).
21. A Romanian hasnt been scammed he took a spike (A luat eap).
22. A Romanian is not a drunkard hes a blotting paper (Sugativ).
23. A Romanian will not look at you confused he will stare like the crow at the bone (Ca cioara la ciolan).
24. A Romanian doesnt have unusual ideas he has a curly mind (Minte crea).