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May
2008

TRAIN TO LUDHIANA

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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:

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Can I take this train to Ludhiana?. No,answers the Railway man. Can I?asks
Gani Singh.

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Bible SMS (68)

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Sun 25
May
2008

LONG FLIGHT

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Break Up SMS (1)

Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec,comes an answer.
Thank you.says the Sardarji and hangs up!

Broken Heart SMS (1)

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Sun 25
May
2008

CROCODILE BOOTS

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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

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He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him

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hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks
its legs and angrily exclaims 71st and *again* barefeet!

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Devotional SMS (10)
Diwali SMS (93)

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Easter SMS (2)
Sun 25
May
2008

COLOR TV
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Eid Mubarak SMS (7)

Election SMS (8)
English Funny SMS (7)
Exam Jokes (7)

Sardarji is buying a TV.

Father's Day SMS (3)

Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Flirt SMS (14)

Give me a green one, please.

Friendship SMS (124)

Friendship Poem (11)

Funny Shayari (27)
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Sun 25
May
2008

KHALISTAN JOKES

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Good Evening SMS (3)

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Khalistan National Drink : Sarbat Khalsa.

Good Morning SMS (65)

Khalistan National Bird : Tandoori Chicken.

International Airline : Kitthe Pacific.

Good Night SMS (14)

National Airline : Itthe Pacific.

National Anthem : Sten-a gun-a man-a .

Greetings SMS (56)

Gudipadwa SMS (1)

National Taxi Service : Kar Seva.

Gujarati SMS (3)

National song : Bande marte hum.

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Female terrorist : Hard Kaur.

National dish : AKALI-DAAL.

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Sikh scuba diver : JULL-UNDER SINGH.

Heart Break SMS (1)

Better adapted sikh diver : JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.

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National dish : AKALI-DAAL.

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Sikh scuba diver : JULL-UNDER SINGH.

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Better adapted sikh diver : JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.

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Sun 25
May
2008

CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR

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Inspirational Quotes (38)

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the
middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the
plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some
time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the
sardaji told: I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave. The old

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lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the

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sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally

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the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the

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sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,

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the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt.

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replied: nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All
others will go to Jalandhar.

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Sun 25
May
2008

DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa
went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching

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the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, Are Banta Singh! What

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the hecks goingon? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?

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Scared Banta replies. Yeah, but youve got a *driver.*

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Sun 25
May
2008

HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to

Onam SMS (3)

spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries

One Liners (3)

to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound guooonn, guooonn..

Patriotic SMS (1)

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not
for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing
a lullaby and says so ja machchar, bete so ja. After some time he finds the

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mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says

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Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.

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Sun 25
May
2008

A T I N D O-PAK WAR
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Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything

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in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from
the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The pakistani forces

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surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but,

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suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar
dani!(mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run

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off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him Yaar thu
maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?Hari Singh replies Maachar daani itni patli
hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

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In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions

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Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the
sikhs again think theyve lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh

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wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead

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gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal

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In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions

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Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the
sikhs again think theyve lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh

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wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead

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gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal

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thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya. Gani Singh
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aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha!

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Sun 25
May
2008

EMPLOYMENT?

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Valentine's Day SMS (21)

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the
columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he

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wrote : Yes

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Sun 25
May
2008

ANOTHER COUNT!
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Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a
manhole cover yelling 86,86,86.Heaskstheman,Excuse me, but why are you

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jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling 86,86,86?The man says,

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Well, I cant tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under
there and find out. He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of

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him, and he says, Okay.The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole,
and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling
87,87,87

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Sun 25
May
2008

HEAVEN

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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told

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him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

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1. Name two days of the week that begin with T.

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2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered

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1. The two days of the week that begin with Tare Today and Tomorrow.

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2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though its not the

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answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?
The Sardar replied, Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc.
Saint Peter lets him in without another word

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TO LOOSE WEIGHT
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. Whats the problem?asked the doctor. Im

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2400 kms from home.

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2008

Sardarji Jokes!
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Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?

Sardar: No, who wrote it?
*****
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
******
How do you measure a Sardars intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell.h es got a hand grenade in his mouth.
******
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
******
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
******
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you dont have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why cant Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
******
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardars eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (Tsilent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have TGIFwritten on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why cant Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
******
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
******
Oh, look at the dead bird.
Sardar looked skyward and said Where, Where?
******
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

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2008

Sardarji Jokes!
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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in water.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says Sign Herehe puts
Sagittarius..
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, Airport left, he turns around
and
goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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