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Sun 26 Jul 2009

Btech sylbus after sem8

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Btech sylbus after sem8: 1.Daily food processing 2.chanel changin tecniques 3.kuthuvakku comunictn from family.. 4.sleeping systms 5.viva by nattukar & famly 6.semnr on answring d topic, jooli ayille? 7.project on wat to do next .

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No dear, result is near

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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? . GOD replied, no dear, result is near

This is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time

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If in examination hall during d exam u feel tht d paper is tough, dont worry. Just close ur eyes, take a deep breath n say 2 urself This is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time

Fri 13 Mar 2009

A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog.

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A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. so a sleeping student is better than a

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is better than a barking teacher. - By, ALL INDIABack Benchers Association..

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PROFESSOR Fools ask so many questions which make a Wise man go Mad. PAPPU You are right sir, we go thru a similar situation during our exams.!

Fri 6 Mar 2009

WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.?

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WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.? Bcause a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but A lecturer cAn put the Whole clAss to sleep.!

Thu 5 Mar 2009

Few jokes from College . .

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A letter by a college student The parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter: Dear Mom and Dad: Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$ this $e$$ion are intere$ting, my cla$$mate$ are the be$t! But after $pending all my ca$h on Chri$tma$ pre$ent$, I am in a little need for $ome $pending money for book$ and $uch. But dont want to $end the wrong $ignal$ home. Love Your $on After deliberating a while, this was the draft of their appropriate response: Dear Son: NOt much to NOtice here on the NOrth side of town since you left for NOrthwestern. NObody doing NOthing Noble. Enjoyed having you home for Thanksgiving in NOvember and Christmas. NOthing is the same since you left. Loved your NOte; write aNOther one when you have time. Have to go NOw. Mom & Dad Talking clock While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for?one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock , the man replied. Hows it work?the friend asked. Watch , the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! Its two AM in the morning! Blind Date

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How was your blind date?a college student asked her 21 year old roommate. Terrible!the roommate answered. He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce. Wow! Thats a very expensive classic car. Whats so bad about that?

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Shivratri SMS (2) Blind Date How was your blind date?a college student asked her 21 year old roommate. Terrible!the roommate answered. He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce. Wow! Thats a very expensive classic car. Whats so bad about that? He was the original owner. Correction Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school. Entering the school, he saw a dog attacking a small child. He quickly jumped on the dog and strangled it. The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline Valiant Student Saves Boy From Fearsome Dog. The broker called the editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful Wall Street broker. The following day, the paper issued a correction, with a headline that read, Pompous Stock Broker Kills School Mascot. Physics A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. Why do we have to learn this stuff?one young man blurted out. To save lives,the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued. Physics saves lives,he said, because it keeps certain people out of medical school. Exam by chance A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions. The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails meant false. The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes, while the rest of the class was sweating it out. Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely. The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going on. Well, I finished the exam in half an hour,said the student, but I thought I ought to recheck my answers. Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) SMS Shayari (7) Sorry SMS (8) Stupid Jokes (1) Sweet Insults (2) Sweet SMS (4) T-Shirt Quotes (4) Tamil SMS (236) Teacher Day SMS (1) Teasing SMS (18) Thank You SMS (2) Thinking of You SMS (2) Tongue Twister SMS (2) Valentine's Day SMS (21) Weekend SMS (4) Wise SMS (121) Womens Day SMS (8) Words of Wisdom (58)

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WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.?

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WHY is a Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.? Bcause a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but A lecturer cAn put the Whole clAss to sleep.!

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3 Students Didnt prepare for a Test. They made a plan. They went to the DEAN next morning andsaid Sir we had gone for a wedding and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push all the way, so we couldnt study. The DEAN agrees and gives them 3 Days Time. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/college-jokes After 3 days all three were seated in

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couldnt study. The DEAN agrees and gives them 3 Days Time. After 3 days all three were seated in Different Rooms. The paper consisted of Just 1 Question . . . . . WHICH TYRE BURSTED..? a. Front Right b. Front Left c. Back Right d. Back Left.????

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Tue 24 Feb 2009

What is Red and goes Tring Tring.?

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What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? Guess TOMATO the Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess Black Phone the Red was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess CAKE both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess FIRE ENGINE and you thought I was confusing you. . And thats how they ask in the exams.! Be ready..

Sun 22 Feb 2009

A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer
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Someone said, A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer Student : No wonder why so many of us are speechless when Lecturers ask questions

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Student : No wonder why so many of us are speechless when Lecturers ask questions

Sat 21 Feb 2009

Best answer by B.E students during viva .

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This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Vivas. They bring back fond memories for those who care to smile at the past.. Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C.as compared to D.C. ? Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker. External (to student) : Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To pass through ? Student: See, a capacitor is like this | | , OK. DC comes straight, like this - , and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor! . -good one Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC? Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it gets stuck, it was DC. Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor? Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts. Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor? Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch) Interviewer: Stop! Stop! Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch) Examiner: What is a step-up transformer? Student: A transformer that is put on top of electric poles. Examiner (smiling): And then what is a step-down transformer? Student (hesitantly):Uh A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit? Examiner (pouncing): Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground? (Student knows he is caught-c a nt answer ) Examiner (impatiently): Well? Student (triumphantly): A stepless transformer, sir! TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS Engineers at work: Assignme! nts solved by one and then carry out mass transfer operations throughout the class The most important machine for Engineers: Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldnt be possible) Top two Engineering Rumours: Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper: What is this man, 60% o f the paper was out of the syllabus This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering historyI am failing

Sun 15 Feb 2009

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?

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How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm) 2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod 2 : 1 0-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given 2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4 : 1 5-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether uve filled al d details carfuly

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4 : 1 5-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether uve filled al d details carfuly #Last 10 mnts relax..

Sun 15 Feb 2009

Why do students fail in exams?

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Why do students fail in exams? BECOZ Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days 3 6 5-1 2 2 = 2 4 3 summer holidays=61 days 2 4 3-6 1 = 1 8 2 sundays in a year= 52 days 1 8 2-5 2 = 1 3 0 festival holidays= 40 days 1 3 0-4 0 = 9 0 3 hrs of daily routine=46 days 9 0-4 6 = 4 4 winter holiays=15 days 4 4-1 5 = 2 9 1hr of chatting per day=15 days 2 9-1 5 = 1 4 sickness days/yr = 10 days 1 4-1 0 = 4 film time in a yr= 3 days 4 -3 = 1 remaining 1day is their HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Wed 21 Jan 2009

We Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.!! :-(
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A GENIUS is a Person who Can Do for $1 what others CanDofor$100 As such we Complete our Syllabus in 1 Day, what our Lecturers Try to In 1 Year.!!

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