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Mayberry Mail
Issue XI
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Page 2
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and he was
jealous of
all the towns
men.
He told us that if he
cannot keep his hair,
then nobody gets to.
But the good news is, we
are celebrating the grand
opening of Goobers Great
Wigs and Hats tomorrow
at noon! Dont
miss it! And
we are
currently
in the
process of
hiring the
town's
newest barber,
so once our men have
grown back theirmanes,it
is time to show us your talent! Must be 14 or
older to apply.
Page 3
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Wedding
Announcement!
By: Susan Gallagher
Mayberry Love
& Hip Hop
By: Benita Bonilla
Here in Mayberry,
North Carolina a few of
our well known locals
has displayed their love
out in public. Last night,
was the grand opening
of Club XS, the towns
one and only nightclub.
Deputy Barnie Fife
and Aunt Bea decided to
take the night off from
fighting crime and
baking goods to join the
towns festivities. The
pair was spotted in the
VIP section of the club,
dancing the night away.
The two were with
Stevie J., his wife
Joseline Hernandez,
Cardi B, Mariahlynn,
Rich Dollaz, Joe
Budden, Papoose and
It was a beautiful
spring day, the
flowers were
blooming
alongside Myers
lake where
Andy and Opie
enjoyed fishing.
The Gazebo was
set up for the
nuptials that has
long been awaited for
in Mayberry. Aunt Bea
had catered the event with
platters of fried chicken and
cornbread biscuits and Opie's
favorite butterscotch pecan pie.
Andy wore his Mayberry official
officer attire standing in as the best
man to his his good friend Barney
Fife who would finally be able to
marry the love of his life Gomer
Pyle. It all started whenBarney
gave Gomer a ticket for making an
illegal U-Turn, but when Barney
does it, Gomer yells "CITIZENS
ARREST!" Gomer said Barney did
something illegal himself. Barney
stole his heart. Congratulations to
the happy couple!
Page 4
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Cat Crisis
By: Angelica Reyes
The fire department had to work up
quite a sweat Monday morning when
Daisy, our mayors beloved cat, got
stuck in a tree. Chief Winsley was up
from eight in the morning trying to
persuade our finicky feline friend to
come down. An eyewitness claims to
have seen Daisy attempting to run
away from a dog, thus getting herself
stuck in a tree. Thankfully, with the
help of Lieutenant Dennis, they were
able to retrieve Daisy safely.
AUNT BEAS
ANNUAL BAKE SALE!
this Monday
ALL PROCEEDS GO
TOWARDS CHURCH
RENOVATIONS