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AND QviT DOING WHAT LOSERS Do I ERE, LET ME MAKe 4 LITLE’ SuccessFuL Guy vs. DATING IN CoMPETENT" cComPARISoN CHART ; GvcceesruL Gv yq _|___ DATING INCOMPETENT . Foevses on Cuece ss «+ WATCHES Ty SHOWS a FEUE VES THE + FIND SomeTHING + 9TiCk Whitt), SPENDS TIME “PLANNING! To Pome » TAKES CHARGE |, WAIT PR LUFETo GET BETIER i “GET @oare HAS VAGUE OR No Goals ATALL - McETs women . NO + SCARED OF His OWN SHADOW = Prete GES SENSE oF URGENCY \TILL GeTTO IT WHENEVER \| HOW MANY WOMEN WoULD YoU TALK To IF Nov KNEW ALMOST ALL oF THEM WERE SEXUALLY |DNTERESTEP ZN YOU ? GERTAINTy AND BELIEF "this wit work" {DRIVES YOUR BEtAVIiODR, WITHOUT IT, You Wire TusT KEEP REEKING OF DES? ERATION. WINNING BEER. IDF % You 'RE coMMITED, THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY. eg DRIPPEP ; c swe cowit & ov its ppt “agit? 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