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Tales of A Dream Team
Tales of A Dream Team
Tales of A Dream Team
Written By
Camillio Tellez
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CLIFF
Autobots, mobilize!
Alan and Fred respond negatively to Cliff as they exit the
car.
CLIFF
No? Ok...
All three exit the car. Fred and Alan close their doors
softly. Cliff slams his door loudly. Alan motions him to
quiet down. They head to the back of the house.
On the other side of the street, a man, DRUG DEALER, walks
up to his front porch. He takes a sip of his coffee as he
looks across. The dealer sees the men go around the corner,
he panics and rushes back inside.
The agents enter the house from the back while the drug
dealer takes supplies to his car. The drug dealer packs up
his stuff and leaves as the agents bust in the house.
FRED
Clear.
ALAN
Alright, there's no one here. Let's
pan out and look for evidence.
Cool?
FRED
Let's do it.
The group spreads out and searches the house.
ALAN
Did y'all find anything?
Cliff pulls out a bag of chocolate as he eats some.
CLIFF
(Eating)
I found some chocolate.
Alan finds a measuring cup in the cabinet. He shows it to
Fred.
ALAN
Hey Fred, check this out. I found a
beaker.
FRED
This is a measuring cup. (Points to
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FRED (CONT'D)
cup) See, ounces, and beakers don't
have handles.
As the group explores, the sound of shattering breaks the
silence. Cliff is standing over broken glass.
CLIFF
Yeah, my bad.
FRED
What are you doing?
ALAN
Do you even know what stealthy
means?
CLIFF
We should probably clean this up...
FRED
Yeah.
From one of the nearby rooms, a COLLEGE GIRL wearing pajamas
up to them.
COLLEGE GIRL
Who are you guys?
They peek inside and see the girl. They begin to hastily
leave the room. Three girls wearing night clothes walk out
from the room behind them.
ALAN
We are so sorry. We thought there
were actual drugs in this house.
So...
COLLEGE GIRL
Drug dealers? Do we look like drug
dealers to you? I do not care if
you are in the DEA, the CIA, or the
NBA, get out of my house.
FRED
Here's our card. Feel free to call
the DEA agency and we'll clear this
up. We are so sorry.
Alan and Fred walk away from the women.
CLIFF
And here's my card if you ever need
anything.
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ALAN (CONT'D)
Cliff) Guys, let's turn in our
stuff.
Alan and Fred take out their guns and place it on the desk.
Cliff takes out a bottle of liquid soap and slams it on the
desk after them. The boss looks at the soap.
BOSS
When are you ever going to use
this?
CLIFF
When the time's right.
BOSS
Wait, wait. Normally I work with
the three strikes and you're out
rule. But, it looks like all my
other agents are busy so you guys
get one more chance to redeem
yourselves. One of the other
agents, did get a lead, so you guys
only hit a foul ball on this one.
The boss pulls out a folder from under the desk.
BOSS
The chemist we're looking for has
arranged for a buy (slams folder)
at a location in this folder. What
I need you guys to do is follow the
chemist and the buyer, and maybe,
just maybe, you can get it right
this time. And hit a double, and
not just strike out.
They get ready to leave, grabbing their stuff off the desk
as they head out.
ALAN
Thanks boss, we won't let you down
on this one.
FRED
Yeah boss, you won't regret this.
They begin to exit the door.
BOSS
Smalls.
Cliff turns around and faces Boss.
BOSS
Stop sending me pictures of your
cats, they're not evidence.
CLIFF
I'll think about it.
Cliff closes the door behind him. The boss sighs and resumes
his work. Immediately after, boss gets a ring from his
phone. He checks his phone and sighs again. Cliff opens the
door and pokes his head in.
CLIFF
Meow!
He closes the door.
BOSS
What have I done.
EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY
A lone vehicle is at the end of an alley with the Drug
Dealer from previously leaning against it. He looks around,
waiting for something.
Alan is peeking around a large dumpster. He turns to Fred
and Cliff who are also behind the dumpster.
ALAN
Man, when is this guy supposed to
get here? He sure is taking his
time.
Cliff and Fred are in the middle of an argument.
CLIFF
Well that's just not right.
FRED
All I'm saying is fights are not
100% strength. You have to take
into account reaction time,
strategy, mental strength.
CLIFF
You know what you have to take into
account, these big muscles. That's
all you have to take into account.
FRED
Have you heard the old saying that
fights are 100% mental?
CLIFF
I think you're mental!
ALAN
Can y'all shut up! The car's
pulling up.
Alan peeks around the corner. Another vehicle pulls up next
to the dealer's vehicle. Alan is looking behind the dumpster
while Cliff is looking the wrong direction. Alan notices
this. He pulls Cliff to the right direction.
CLIFF
It's the chemist that boss showed
us.
A bodyguard, BUTCH comes out holding a backpack. The dealer
is holding a duffle bag. They exchange items and head back
to their vehicles. The three agents huddle together.
FRED
Yeah, and we would have found them
sooner if someone wouldn't have got
the house numbers mixed up.
CLIFF
At least I don't read fairy tales.
FRED
They're crime novels.
ALAN
It doesn't matter. Fred, you're
going to follow the chemist, and
arrest him.
Fred goes to high-five Alan but is ignored.
ALAN
Me and Cliff, (stylish fist bump)
are going to follow the buyer to
his hideout.
FRED
Ok.
ALAN
Alright, let's go.
The group goes separate ways. Fred walks alone down the
alley. He sharply turns around.
FRED
When did we decide this?
Alan and Cliff are gone.
FRED
And they already left me.
Fred resumes walking down the alley.
EXT. STREET - AFTERNOON
Butch's vehicle drives down the street, eventually reaching
a house. Alan and Cliff pursue behind in a car. Once they
reach a short distance from the house, they stop.
CLIFF
Stop, stop, stop!
ALAN
Ok!
CLIFF
They're going to see us.
ALAN
Its expensive brakes.
INT. DEALER'S HOUSE - AFTERNOON
The drug dealer walks inside and sets his stuff down. Fred
rushes in behind him, holding a gun.
FRED
Freeze! Hands in the air! Get on
the ground!
The dealer lies down on the ground.
FRED
Put your hands behind your back!
Fred handcuffs the dealer. Afterwards, Fred forces the
dealer against the wall.
FRED
Come on, get up.
Fred takes out his phone.
FRED
My first bad guy. What a good
feeling. Selfie time.
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Victor makes a move on the board game and throws his cards
on the table.
BUTCH
Well, looks like you when again
boss.
Butch kneels down and begins to put up the board game.
VICTOR
You see Butch, life is not about
winning, it's about not losing,
(confidently stands) and I don't
lose. The agents think we're
asleep, that means we have the
upper hand.
BUTCH
So what's your plan?
Victor gives a smirk towards Butch.
INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
Alan and Cliff are outside the back door. Cliff is lock
picking the door.
ALAN
Remind me again how you know how to
pick locks Cliff?
CLIFF
I know a guy.
ALAN
See, that's what you always say.
This must be some talented guy, or
you're hiding something.
CLIFF
Ok, I almost got it.
The back door opens and the two agents enter the living
room. Alan is aiming a pistol while Cliff is holding a
flashlight. They search the house. They come down a hallway
and search a room with no luck. They continue down the
hallway and enter another room.
INT. BEDROOM
They enter the room and look around. They notice nothing
unusual.
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ALAN
Clear.
CLIFF
Clear.
ALAN
There is no one here.
CLIFF
Yeah, back to square one.
ALAN
Alright, so let's get with...
A phone rings nearby. Alan and Cliff see it placed on a sign
nailed to the wall. Alan picks up and answers the phone.
ALAN
Who is this?
VICTOR
(Evil laugh) Game over, agents.
The door slams shut, trapping
from underneath the door. The
the door unsuccessfully. They
unconscious. Victor and Butch
room.
VICTOR
Butch, go press the button outside
to unbar the door. I'll take their
guns and ammo. Once you're done
outside, meet me back in there.
BUTCH
On it boss.
Butch leaves the area.
INT. FRED'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Fred is sleeping in bed with his original clothes still on.
His phone rings on a drawer next to him. Fred tiredly
answers the phone.
FRED
Hello? Yeah? Yeah they took
custody...what? Ok, I'll be right
there.
Fred frantically gets up out of bed.
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CLIFF
You know, she started off last week
with a great little meow, goes
meow. And now it sounds like (makes
throw up sounds).
Someone knocks on the door to the room.
CLIFF
(High-pitched voice)
Who is it?
Victor and Butch enter the room.
VICTOR
Anybody home? (Looks at them and
laughs) What a pleasant surprise.
Would you guys like a muffin?
CLIFF
Yeah!
ALAN
Don't take it.
CLIFF
It's blueberry!
VICTOR
Do you want it?
CLIFF
Yeah.
Victor points the pistol at his head.
VICTOR
Do you still want some of my
muffin?
CLIFF
I kind of...
Victor stuffs the muffin in Cliff's mouth. Cliff takes a
bite and spits out the rest.
ALAN
Is it good?
CLIFF
It's pretty good.
Victor takes out a phone and shows it to them.
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VICTOR
Agents, who did you contact?
ALAN
Cliff? Did you hear something?
CLIFF
Might have been the muffin man!
ALAN
Oh that's cool.
VICTOR
(Furious)
Do you think, this is a joke! I am
Victor Hans, I will not be made a
fool by amateur agents.
CLIFF
Well I just checked my watch and
its amateur hour.
ALAN
Ha! Classy!
CLIFF
Ha! Noggin!
They tap heads. Victor takes a step back, calming down.
VICTOR
Your name is agent Smalls isn't it?
ALAN
Don't answer that.
VICTOR
I get it now. I've already gotten
to the punch line. You two think
you can stall for time. But I've
got a better joke.
Victor points his pistol down at one of Cliff's ankles. He
fires a shot and hits Cliff. Cliff bends over in pain.
VICTOR
Still don't feel like talking?
That's ok, I have other means of
making people talk. (To Butch)
Butch, go finish loading up the
car, I'm going to go see if I can't
find that machete.
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BUTCH
Understood boss.
Butch exits the room.
VICTOR
I'll be back to finish what I
started.
Victor exits the room.
ALAN
So, how ya doing buddy?
CLIFF
Eh, I had better days. I guess.
ALAN
Well, I don't want you to worry.
I'm going to get us out of here.
CLIFF
Um, yeah, how are you going to do
that?
ALAN
Just watch.
Alan pulls his foot onto the bed, revealing a pocket knife
attached to his sock. He knocks it off with his other foot.
EXT. FRONT OF HOUSE
Victor and Butch leave the house and go separate directions.
INT. HALLWAY
Alan helps Cliff limping down the hallway.
ALAN
Its ok, we'll get you out of here.
INT. KITCHEN
ALAN
Come on, I got you.
CLIFF
Wouldn't it be easier to just go
through the front door?
ALAN
(Interrupting)
It's going to be way safer to go
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ALAN (CONT'D)
out back.
They make it to a back door. Alan tries to open the door.
CLIFF
It's locked.
ALAN
Ok, um...alright follow me, I have
a plan.
They walk off-screen.
INT. HALLWAY
VICTOR (O.S.)
Where are the agents!
Victor comes out from the bedroom into the hallway. He walks
down the hall.
VICTOR
(Evil laugh) Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
INT. KITCHEN
Alan sets down Cliff against the corner.
ALAN
Alright, here you go. You good?
CLIFF
Yeah, I guess.
ALAN
I'll be back.
As Alan tries to leave, Cliff pulls him back.
CLIFF
You can't do this alone.
ALAN
I got this.
EXT. FRONT OF HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Butch opens the vehicle door and leans inside, shuffling
stuff around. Nearby, Fred comes up behind Butch and knocks
him out. He continues towards the house.
INT. LIVING ROOM
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FRED
God may be your judge, but I'm the
executioner.
He puts the shotgun on his shoulder and walks away.
INT. FISHTANK - THE NEXT DAY
Two fish are swimming in a tank.
FISH #1(V.O.)
Man, its cold in here.
FISH #2(V.O.)
Whatcha talkin about?
FISH #1(V.O.)
Man, I said it's cold in here. I'm
going to turn on the thermostat.
FISH #2(V.O.)
Thermostat! We're under water! You
stupid. I can't believe we swam in
the same school together.
FISH #1(V.O.)
What's water?
INT. OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
Cliff is sitting in a chair outside the office. He is
watching a video on his phone.
CLIFF
Bloop, bloop, bloop. I'm so funny I
should just make YouTube videos.
FRED
Would you get in here? Seriously.
Fred is standing in the doorway to the office looking at
Cliff. Cliff looks over at him as he attempts to get up.
CLIFF
Sorry.
Fred helps injured Cliff into the office. They both take
their seats inside. The boss behind the desk notices them
sitting.
BOSS
Good job guys. You guys
successfully took down one of the
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BOSS (CONT'D)
biggest drug lords in the state of
Texas, good job. I'm proud to call
you guys DEA agents.
FRED
Thanks boss.
BOSS
(To Cliff) And Smalls.
Cliff looks at him. Each time the camera shows Cliff, he is
holding a different object.
BOSS
I enjoyed your cat video.
CLIFF
There's more where that came from.
BOSS
Let's not get carried away.
Cliff puts his cast ankle on the table.
CLIFF
I was shot!
BOSS
You guys are dismissed.
The three agents meet together.
ALAN
Well guys, we did it.
CLIFF
You know what that calls for.
FRED
Don't say it.
CLIFF
Desk pop!
Fred pulls out his pistol and fires at the ceiling. The
bullet rips through the ceiling. Alan and Cliff freak out.
CLIFF
You're not supposed to actually
shoot in boss's office. Let's get
out of here.
The three agents scramble to get out of the office. Cliff
falls over at the doorway.
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CLIFF
I was shot!
ALAN
Good.
Alan and Fred head out the front door with Cliff hobbling
behind. The boss lets out a sigh and gives a slight smile.
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