A video 10 steps to be a Mafia Hitman (Khanh, Linh, Doan)

Intro - Khanh
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(Blank Screen with A Mafia Production)
Presenting the 3 girls from the iconic movie James Bond on screen.
(Photos of Khanh, Linh & Doan on screen)
Doan We have 10 steps to become a mafia hitman, counting down
(10.A COOL looking outfit, in BLACK)
Linh As you see in the movies, Mafias hitman dont wear flip flops, braces,
button-up shirts or colourful stuff in general. All they ever wear is BLACK!!! Black
coats, black pants.. BLACK EVERYTHING!!!
Scenes (In a shopping mall)
(Khanh in the shop)
Doan - What would you like?
Khanh - BLACK!!!
Doan - More specific, please!
Khanh - Black clothes!
Doan - Like what? (In an annoyed voice)
Khanh - I WANT BLACK!!!!! (Slams hand on the table)
(On screen picture of person in Black outfit)
(9. Stupidity riddance)
Khanh - Dont rant on about mathematical expressions, forces of gravity or how
romantic the Notebook is!!!! (Cheesy crying scene insert)
Mafias hitman are mysterious and quiet, maybe not quiet.silent (Acting scene)
(8. Transportation)
Doan - Typically, shiny black cars are what would get the mafias hitman around.
So get rid of your pink Barbie I can be bicycle or whatever and replace it with a
shiny, new and fancy transportation.
Scenes
(Doan riding a bicycle)
Linh- Bicycle? Nah! What is this?! The 19th century? (Rides away in a cool way)

(7. Show no sympathy)

Linh - Mafias hitman can only be described with one word- HEARTLESS..too
much. COLD
Scenes
(Khanh calls Linh)
Khanh - Ey you! Me want pizza! (British accent)
Linh - Yes, sir, madam
Khanh - Pepperoni, mushrooms and extra cheese.
Linh- Yes your pizza will be there in a few minutes!
Khanh - No I want it NOW!!!
Linh - Yes, yes ok (End call)
(Linh brings the pizza, Khanh flips pizza box because its the wrong pizza)
Khanh - IORDEREDSOMETHING ELSE
Linh - Im sorry.
Khanh - NOOOOOOOO
Khanh - I DONT CARE
(6.Poker face)
Khanh - As said before, mafias hitman act mysterious, emotionless and keep a
straight face in every situation. They can remain and look calm anytime,
anywhere, or at least pretend to be calm.
(Acting scene with Lady Gagas Poker Face as backtrack)
Khanh - HELP!!! FIREEE!!!!
Linh Boss, weve lost 20 men, all bloody dead
Khanh The tower burnt down too!
Linh The money and weapons are stolen.
(Doan sits still as Khanh and Linh perform lines)
(5.Master Skills with a Weapon)
Doan When you look like a mafia, youve got to have skills like a mafia. So grab
a weapon and start training away, in this case, were gonna use a gun and a
knife as two weapons for our mafias hitman in-training mafias.
(Acting scene)
Khanh (Holding a gun the wrong way) Hey you! Bow to defeat under my feet,
Ive come for you!

Linh Oh please, youve got nothing on me!

Linh Wait, wait (Motion stop signs towards camera and goes to Khanh) Here,
you hold your gun this way There! And were back!
(A small clip)
Linh Whatcha doing?
Doan Training my chop-chop skills!
(Linh looks over and sees Doan playing Fruit Ninja)
(4. The SLOW-MO)
Linh - The most iconic thing when a mafia hitman arrives every time? The slowmo effect. It makes everything intense and more exaggerated, which is exactly
what youd want.
(Acting scene)
(3.Have a theme song)
Khanh - A mafias got to have a theme song, either a Beatles song or a song from
Britney Spears, just have one where everyone would know its you when the tune
starts.
(Acting scene)
Doan walks out in a cool way, with My Little Ponys theme song.
Linh walks out in a cool way with a Nothings Gonna Hurt You Baby.
Khanh walks out in a cool way with a song, someone carries a speaker behind
and running.
Khanh - Can, can you turn it a bit louder?
(2. Form a gang)
Doan - A mafia don is the big boss, theyve got all the minions backing them up
and doing the deeds for them.
(Acting scene)
Linh - Lets get em ladies ! (Linh, Doan and Khanh run up the stairs, holding
weapons)
(Khanh trips)
Linh (talking to enemy at the stairs) You see? Ive got my gang here, you cant
beat me, right? Ladies? Ladies?
Khanh My knee..
Doan Lets go! Yeah, were gonna beat you (yells and turns back to Khanh) You
okay?
(1.Stay Alive)

Linh Now for the last step on your way to become a mafia hitman. Use all the
steps above and scare all of those people! Be fierce! And most importantly.
STAY ALIVE!!!
(Linh, Doan and Khanh walk out together, throws sunglasses and pose to Staying
Alive)
Ending
TEE HEE on screen.