No. 314159265
Network Police Department
NETWORK TRAFFIC VIOLATION
YOU ARE HEREBY CITED FOR THE FOLLOWING OFFENS#S) AGAINST PROPER NEIWORKING:
‘YOU MUST ANSWER TO THIS SUMMONS, FOR ALLSUSPECTS ARE GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT.
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‘THE DESCRIBED DID THEN AND THERE COMMIT THE FOLLOWING OFFENSE(S)
FOR AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF OFFENSES, PLEASE CONSIDER THE GALLOWS POLE
J Running an insecure web server. CJ Opan NNTP servar tor external
Running pirated software game
Picking a random TCP/IP
1 Running unsupported software Picking
Ti Runaing aname server with bed EY post
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or missing FIR records Posting 10 3 put
7 Rann an SAM scan against 1 including too much text
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( streving a reign nat 1 Sending an "unsubscribe
C1 Emitting SMB tratic message te mailinglist
Ci Posting make money fast ad 1 Replying "me 00” to to0”
brat! message
Emitting evho packets
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Ci tnstaltinga firewall with an
Instalting eval 1 Signaara using binary
C1 Failure to install vendor
eal order 1 Stenature more than four tines
Ci Altowing 3ré party sare CF taving 2 guessante passivora
relaying / spamming. C Haring NO password.
C1 Bad “postmaster” mail box 1 Reckless cluctessness
SATAN scanning C1 ctuotess racklessness.
FAILURE TO RESPOND TUTHE VIOLATION AS CHARGED SHALL BE CONSIDERED AN ADMISSION OF
LIABILITY AND MANY JUDGEMENTS MAY BE MADE AGAINST YOU IN THE NAME OF BAD TASTE
CITING OFFICER TADGE WONBER
TO PLEAD NOT GUILTY FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ON REVERSE SIDE
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