1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me?

Dont know? So
simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to
his
house ...EGO PRoblem

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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur

Nice U Think
Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur
Sweet U Think Im
Smart i Think Ur RigHT

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3) Who Said English is Easy

Fill this blank with

Yes or No?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

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4) I can't live without u.Without u I can't even

imagine 2 exist.U r
in my breath,I can't live without u even for a second.
HOLD ON...HOLD ON...
Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai,I am talking
about OXYGEN.

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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:

1. )_______
2. )_______

3. )_______

nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi

likhta.

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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur

SADNESS, ur
HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's
START with
Your "BANK A/C

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7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks

water falls,
When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD
breaks.. Aailaa !!!
Khali hai!

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8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r

intelligent U r
atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere
jaise banoge.

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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat

samjh aai,apko
dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k
bad kisi ko to
aana tha..

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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya

hai ki aapke
mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant
21 Sms ka
yagna karvao

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12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya

hai... kyonki ek
pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na
sahi tumne to
paya hai

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13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diyb, kisiko

ashiq to kisiko
deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi
mumtaj ,
shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumt
aj par bana diya.

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14) There once lived

4friend,Mad,Brain,Sumbody,Nobody.1day,Sumbody
killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet Mad call
the
police.Mad:Is it police station? Pol
ice:Yes,what is the matter?
Mad:Sumbody killed Nobody
Police:R u mad?
Mad:Yes,Iam Mad
Policeont u have brain?
Mad:Brain is in the toilet.

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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta

hoon,par yeh
log bahut zalim hain kehte hain

"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...

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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from

AIRTEL . Beggers
talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But
BRILLIANTS never talk.
They send SMS

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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne

ishare
hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW
DHEELE TUMHARE
HAIN " ha ha ha

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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe

the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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19) SardarDirector:U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm

100 ft Height.
Act: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory,
their is no
water.

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20) Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.

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