On vacation I -

Ate 4 bananas with 5 glasses of milk, read 2 magazines about 2 fossils.

Spent $140 on Napkins and a $100 on Clear heals.
Did 15 BUN exercises and drank 1 Creatine shake .
Met, 3 Idiots , 11 Pets and 65 Hunks.

Ate 4 bananas (K+ found in bananas) with 5 glasses of milk (ca+ found in milk), read 2 magazines
(magnesium) about 2 fossils (phosphorus).
Spent $140 on Napkins (Na+)and a $100 on Clear heals. (Cl)
Did 15 BUN exercises and drank 1 Creatine shake (Creatinine) .
Met, 3 Idiots (I for INR),
11 Pets ( P is for PT) and 65 Hunks. (H is for heparin’s PTT

Pt for Coumadin ( warfarin------ Pt boats for war)

Ptt for heparin

OLd OPie OCcasionally TRies TRIGonometry And Feels VEry GLOomy, VAGUe, And HYPOactive

On Old Olympus' Towering Top A Finn And a German Viewed Some Hops

Some Say Marilyn Monroe But My Brother Says Bridget Bardot Mmm, Mmm!

I remember the heart stuff as

on the right side I am trying (Tricuspid)to bring blood to my heart...On the left side I get
02, which is buying (Bicuspid) me time!

For the valves, I use "try before you buy" (tricuspid then bicuspid)

Chronotropic (any med that increases heart rate)

Inotropic (any med that increases the force of contraction)

Parasympathetic (cholinergic, antiadenergic)feed/breed
Leads!
Memory tools are ever-so-useful. So here’s a quick way to remember the correct order to put on
the leads that hook a patient up to the monitors. There are five leads in various colors and when
in a hurry, it can get confusing. So, here’s the nitty gritty.

White on the right

Snow over grass
Smoke over fire
Brown on the ground

White Black
Brown
Green Red

Congrats! Now you know how to do a 5-lead placement!

actelycholine
increases GI,GU,decreases BP, heart rate, resp,const. pupils

Sympathetic (adenergic, anticholinergic)

fight/flight
epi, norepi, dopamine
increases BP, heart rate, resp., decreases GU, GI, dilate pupils