SAM.

says:
back
Alex says:
nice dinner?
SAM. says:
nah it was a snack
Alex says:
lol an hour snack
u could of eaten a sunday roast in an hour mell
SAM. says:
i watched tv to evvin
Alex says:
dont say evvin
SAM. says:
my god man
Alex says:
reminds me of superbad
SAM. says:
whats wrong with that
Alex says:
and that nerdy kid
lol
nothing really
SAM. says:
its evvin or nothing, making your decescion!
Alex says:
hahahaaaaa
nice
SAM. says:
my dog is cruisin for a bruisin
Alex says:
why?
SAM. says:
barkin in the kitchen
my god
if i have to come out there
Alex says:
at this hour?
is it cus it doesnt like being left down there or somethin?
give it a good kick and that should quietin it down some what
SAM. says:
ah he was thirsty
damn animal
Alex says:
hahaaa
SAM. says:
and he said
Alex says:
barking cus he was thirsty
hahahaaaa
what a spoilt dof
SAM. says:
rell revvins righ red righ
Alex says:
 my dog doesnt get fed for weeks and i never hear a pip out of her
SAM. says:
evvins im sure thats illegal
Alex says:
lol not that the dog will ever know that
it should feel lucky, other countries would eat the little bastad
and to think it wants feeding
i want to be sick
(joking)
i just imagined cus ur not replying ur just sat there looking at ur screen - frozen in shock and
disgust
lol
- not moving lol

Alex just sent you a nudge.

SAM. says:
well, i was a bit...
amazed
Alex says:
hahaahahaaa
SAM. says:
you're the worst kind of man
Alex says:
alrite mell, well i'll think we'll leave it there, cus this has turned out to be a late night for me
SAM. says:
yeah same
Alex says:
i'll just go in and make the dogs breathing before sleeping easy in my pillow
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
hahah
ahha
sick
Alex says:
just breathing really slowly and raspy
and im just there like 'awhh'
SAM. says:
ngaw
Alex says:
hahahahaaaaaaaa
lmao
SAM. says:
kiss her good night!
then she'll look up
and go back to bed
or sleep
Alex says:
lol not such a funny endin there mell
was expectin better tbh
SAM. says:
then pick her up
and throw her at the wall for breathing to loud
Alex says:
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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SAM. says:
fuuuuuuuuuck
im actually luaghing out loud
Alex says:
me to for like a whole minute
i couldnt of finished it better myself
epic
SAM. says:
i think thats the ending you were expecting!
im still laughing
god
Alex says:
i was thinkin u were gonna say like throw her outside
SAM. says:
i just imagine it
youre like
ngaw
then WHAM
and the dogs like arf arf arffff
Alex says:
hahahaaaaa
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
lord!
Alex says:
christalmighty
SAM. says:
thats a work out right there
Alex says:
thats done me in for the night mell
lol i lost about 10lbs just by laughin my ass off
SAM. says:
hahaha i just lost a stone
Alex says:
hahaa
omg - katie tonight was tellin me like - tommorrow night - im gonna be wearin a see through top
i was like ewww
SAM. says:
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wtf
wtf
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god shes must be so unbelievably horny
like her whole life of it building up
Alex says:
and then she said - yeh i tried to find a leopard print bra - but couldnt so instead im just ripping my
shirt and rubbing mud on me
SAM. says:
worst then ashely
ley
Alex says:
no joke thats what she said word for word
- bra
SAM. says:
jesus
Alex says:
mud
ripping
SAM. says:
fuck
Alex says:
i know
SAM. says:
send that to her mother
Alex says:
i was lucky i had a bucket handy
SAM. says:
she'll actually imprison katie
Alex says:
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
really?
SAM. says:
i bet she has her own little jail/ dungeon thing
where katie goes when she misbehaves
Alex says:
hahahaaaa
shes a genuine retard though - tonite she said 'why have u been sticking up for me recently' and i
said stuff like - cus sometimes we're to harsh to you and it seems a bit mean tbh, and after all
that she just went 'lol awhhhhh lol'
just like threw it back in my face lol
SAM. says:
oh god!
but to be honest
its her fuel
she loves it
Alex says:
u reckon?
serious?
SAM. says:
i kno w
its the attention
she actualy craves attention
she gets off to attention
Alex says:
yeh but if everyone was like that to me - all the time - as harsh as we are - i would just like - freak
 its not even nice attention
SAM. says:
to her, attention is attention
she gets it
theres no doubt about that
Alex says:
damn
SAM. says:
and now she's trying to use her tits for more attention
Alex says:
she is damn immature and stupid though
SAM. says:
which is even worse
and its true
but apparanlty
Alex says:
no its not|!
SAM. says:
she's only like that around us
Alex says:
like what?
SAM. says:
stupid
immature
Alex says:
no way?
!!!
SAM. says:
yeah, danie and rachel says when its just them, she's actually easy to get on with
and doesn't do bull shit stuff
but with us she's like
Alex says:
i can see it in here - when were talkin online - she ses stupid replies that sound so - stupid katie
like
SAM. says:
'uhhhh whats a trowbridge?'
Alex says:
hahaa
SAM. says:
so its all for the attention!
classic 8 year old stuff
Alex says:
wonder what shell do tmrw night for attention
lol
SAM. says:
oh jesus!
i bet she'll try it on with some one
just get completely naked and start screaming
Alex says:
would it be worse to be seen getting of with rachel or katie
SAM. says:
god
Alex says:
how about that for a brainteaser
SAM. says:
thats impossible
unanswerable
Alex says:
i kmow
*know
!!!
SAM. says:
i say katie
but rachels horrible
Alex says:
no fucking way!
rachels the epitemy of skank
SAM. says:
its true
Alex says:
mercer got rinsed for that shit
SAM. says:
so probably rachel is worse
cuz atleast katie doesnt have the rep
Alex says:
yeh but then katie - thats unknown territory
SAM. says:
thouh you'll still get balled over by eveyrone for it
Alex says:
that could be twice as worse lol
SAM. says:
even teachers
Alex says:
hahaa
SAM. says:
its an unanswerable question
but apparanlty
soem guy called 'fitty' is gunnin for katie
and katie's lettin him
Alex says:
in school?
SAM. says:
nah out of
danie's hookin them up
Alex says:
ewww
hahaha
SAM. says:
or some horrible shit
Alex says:
i'd love to see that - just the date
to see what this guy is like
SAM. says:
he'd have to be properly low
like
Alex says:
i know
SAM. says:
 fuck anything ith breasts
Alex says:
like retard in a chair
SAM. says:
hahahahhahah
Alex says:
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alex says:
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SAM. says:
drooling
and shouting
Alex says:
like cant even talk
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHOUTING\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAM. says:
ahahhhahahahahah
Alex says:
its just more attention for katie -
like a cat wailing
hahahaaaaaaaa
SAM. says:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucj
Alex says:
ultimate turn on
hahahaaaaaa
SAM. says:
just like on the bus
katies cat slow creeps in
then she grabs it
Alex says:
that was fucking hilarious on the bus today
i could imagine that perfectly
SAM. says:
same
god
Alex says:
fucking h i l a r i o u s
SAM. says:
i swear thats some of the funniest things, ever
Alex says:
i know
thats wat i thought
i was laughin more in my head than i was outloud, if thats even possible lol,.
laughin so much
lol
SAM. says:
hahahahhaha not really but i still luaghed
Alex says:
haha
but yeh mate
 christ
midnight
SAM. says:
ah balls
shiiiit
Alex says:
im in bed my half ten normally
asleep by 111
SAM. says:
i've stared that too
Alex says:
lol
*11
SAM. says:
started
ah fuck
and tommorow night
Alex says:
its real good once u get into it
i know!
SAM. says:
im gunna get like jack all sleep
Alex says:
1st lesson, dixon on friday
ah fuck!
SAM. says:
oh uck
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fuckfuck
fuck
Alex says:
i know!!!
SAM. says:
fuck
honestly
fuck
thats so bad
thats actually so so so bad
Alex says:
hahahaa im laughin out loud so much
i know hahahaa
SAM. says:
shit!
i cant be handling this
i'll just get steve to fill in for me
Alex says:
HAHAHAAA
he could fill her in
SAM. says:
he practically knows what fuckin tooth paste she uses
Alex says:
hahahaaaa
did u read that
SAM. says:
hahahah yeah just did
Alex says:
lol but yeh, if steve was there she wouldnt even notice we werent
she'd be lovin it
afternoon delight
SAM. says:
she wouldnt care if no one was there
Alex says:
in the morning
hahahaa
SAM. says:
just steve
god thats foul
Alex says:
and a cupboard
and table
and wall
SAM. says:
and closed doors
Alex says:
hahahaaa
and windowsilk
SAM. says:
and laurence
Alex says:

ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SAM. says:
like laurence is trying to analyse poetry
Alex says:
LOL
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
and they're just going at it on his note pad
Alex says:
dixons ass smudging the ink . . . . . . v i g o u r o u s l y
ah shit lol
SAM. says:
aaaaww god!
thats HORRRA_Gkwdfs]ic
]iaeai
ahhhh
horrible
Alex says:
hahahaaa
a
SAM. says:
her ass
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Alex says:
i know
SAM. says:
fuck
Alex says:
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
image
image
AAAAAAAaa
i thin
tink
think
Alex says:
hahahaaaa
SAM. says:
im guna sleep in till break
Alex says:
u bastad
SAM. says:
i cant be handlin that bull shit in the morning
after a party
Alex says:
how do u get in?
SAM. says:
screw that
bus
Alex says:
damn
SAM. says:
dicks in the morning
Alex says:
i know
SAM. says:
everyone else gets a free
its just us you know
Alex says:
serious?
SAM. says:
ollie's gunna be properly rubbing it in
Alex says:
hahahaa
what a prick
hes such a dick
only reason he doesnt come to english is cus hes to busy lookin at himself in the mirror
SAM. says:
its true
Alex says:
thinkin 'god, id go gay for myself right now'
SAM. says:
he's fuckin up his ass so much it looks normal
hahahahah
Alex says:
hahaa
SAM. says:
hahahah
Alex says:
hahahaaaa
SAM. says:
funny if he turned out gay
Alex says:
i know - sort of ironic - yet imaginable as well
SAM. says:
i can see it
him with ashey
him being the bitch
Alex says:
fuckin hell - imagine ashely being let loose on ollie - gay
SAM. says:
there would be anything left
Alex says:
i'd rather watch a dixon orgy
SAM. says:
oh god
Alex says:
hahahaaaa
SAM. says:
now thats another unanswerable one
dixon leaver bazen and steve
Alex says:
hahaaaa
SAM. says:
all going at it
Alex says:
fuck
holy fuck
thats evil shit
SAM. says:
ahh fuck
im laughing somuch
thats so horrible
satan couldn't come up with something so foul and wrong
Alex says:
leaver with her saggy pussy flaps and dixon spitting into her pussy
SAM. says:
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christ
christ
Alex says:
ehc3hfun3fen3iufn3upfh4fhui4fj4
SAM. says:
 i just threw up
Alex says:
hahahaaaaa
SAM. says:
thats so fucking horrible
oh god
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Alex says:
hahahaaaa
SAM. says:
steve's got a thumb in dixons ass
Alex says:
and steve sucking away not realising hes on bazens jeb end
SAM. says:
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Alex says:
hahahaaaa
SAM. says:
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oh fcuk
oh fuck
Alex says:
thats sick shit man
SAM. says:
oh god
i just died laughign
my god
thats so horrible
Alex says:
fuck
SAM. says:
we have to tell him that tommorow
he'll actually shit his pants
Alex says:
lol save the confo and show it
SAM. says:
fuck
ahahahahahaha
oh lord
thats just too funny for anyone else
Alex says:
with the dog, dixon, katie
SAM. says:
christ alive
Alex says:
come on man
 wreng would shit a brick if he read that
SAM. says:
its true
bricks would be shat on his account
Alex says:
katie would get wetter than niagra falls
SAM. says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!!!11111111
hahhahaha
f uck
Alex says:
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
so true though
Alex says:
dripping
SAM. says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fuck
Alex says:
ewwww
SAM. says:
imagine how foul that would be
she must get so worked up on those bus journeys
Alex says:
fuck i dont want to imagine
awhhhh
takes it out on the bus driver
SAM. says:
starts grinding on the wheel
Alex says:
apart from he's like i've got a girlfriend u dirty slag
and throws her of the bus
SAM. says:
hahhha no kicks her ass
Alex says:
hahahaaa
katie is still slightly aroused by this
and thats when mr tibbles comes in
SAM. says:
she's like shirt unbuttoned and fell out screamin in to the road in public
slowly creeps in
Alex says:
hahahaaa
SAM. says:
tibbles hahahha
Alex says:
hahahaa
SAM. says:
god, fuck
Alex says:
 lol she walks in and the cats tryin to escape its cage
and sees katie and is like 'aw shit'
SAM. says:
hahahahha
Alex says:
'not again'
SAM. says:
katies ravernous
Alex says:
shes been refused and its gonna take some tender lovin
only one cat for the job
SAM. says:
rages the cat out of the cage and just goes at it in the kitchen and her mum's just like beatin
her but it doesn't stop her
electricuting her
Alex says:
hahahaaaaa
SAM. says:
just fuels her
Alex says:
this is turnin into like the exetist
execist!
**
SAM. says:
exercist!
Alex says:
shut up
lol
anyway man - lets read this again tmrw lol
save this shit - show it then burn it
SAM. says:
what save the whole thing?
Alex says:
yeh
SAM. says:
alright