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(2) Son: Dad, main jawan kab banuga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar k
bahar ja saku??
Dad: Puttar itna jawan to aajtak main bhi nahi huva…!!!
(3) Premika – Mein ma ban ne wali hu… Premi – kya bakwas kar rahi ho??
Premika – bakwas nahi, mein tumhare baap se shadi karke tumhari maa ban
ne wali hu…
(5) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well…
(8) Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment
for a bachelor & for a Married Man it is a matter of SURVIVAL…
(9) Why are wives more dangerous than Mafia??? The Mafia wants either
your money or life… The wives want BOTH!!!!!!!!
(10) A girl to Sardar: Can you tell me how many jokes are there on
SARDARs??? Sardar: Hardly 2 or max 3, rest are all TRUE STORIES..!!!!!
(11) Teacher: Write an essay on a cricket match…
Jim: Rains!!! NO match!!
(13) From where to where did the Mughals rule? Ram: Sir, from page 15 to
26…
(14) Only 20% boys have brains. Rests have Girlfriends…
(15) Boy: Are you sure that you only love me? Girl: Ya. I checked the
list…
(16) What is the difference between wife & girlfriend? Answer: about 45
kilos…
(17) Why do women live longer, happier? Because they don’t have
wives…
(18) Sir: Oxygen is must for breathing. It was discovered in 1773… Santa:
Thank god!!! Was born after that…
(19) Man1: I do not want to marry because I m afraid of woman. Man2:
Get married soon, and then you will be afraid of only one woman and start
loving other…
(20) Imagine the floor you are climbing catches fire, how will you escape?
Stop your imagination…
(21) Sardar- kal mujhe dus logo ne pita.
Frnd- fir tune kya kiya?
Sardar- maine kaha salo1-1 karke aao
Frnd- fir?
Sardar- fir kya, salo ne 1-1 karke dobara pita…