Betty's A Cow.

Betty's a cow, a fat, ugly cow

and she'd always sat on table B.
But then Mr Cork came in on day
and sat her next to me.
So I said “this is my table, table A
it's where I've always sat,
and Betty doesn't belong here
she's smelly and ugly and fat.”

I broke Betty's pencil today

whilst she was in the loo
she came back and cried a bit
and Adam cried a bit too.
I don't really know why Adam cried
the pencil wasn't his
but I said to them both “this
is just how Table A is”

Betty gave me her lunch today

(after I poked her eye)
she said “why did you do it?”
and so I told her why.
I said “this is Table A
and you're from table B.
I've always sat on this table
so you're not as good as me.”