Ella says:

I mean WHO in their right mind would go up to a 1.5 million dollar painting, and smoosh a
bunch of gum into it?! THAT'S LIKE ME GOING UP TO GEORGE BUSH AND SHOOTING
HIM IN THE NUTS WITH A NAILGUN. (I wouldnt do it, no matter now much I want to. >>)
Arrow says:
*falls out of chair*
Ella says:
What? >>;
Arrow says:
I just imagined you doing that. >>
Ella says:
>>;;;;
Arrow says:
Bush: Hello there little girl! Do you want an autograph? ^-^
Ella: EAT THIS POND SCUM! *BAMBAMBAMBAM*

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Arrow says:
dubs are for posers who dun have the attention span to read subtitles.

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Koji says:
That Lady: *at a club* Yeah! Oh yeah! Work it, sonny!
Old man: How old are you?
Lady: 114, biznitch!
Old man: Let's go get funkah!!!

-----

Arrow says:
I'd be like, *thumpthump* What pedestrian?

-----

Arrow says:
*rips off Bill Gates' face* STOP MAKING SHITTY HARDWARE!

-----
Arrow says:
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

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Arrow says:
Koji, do you want me to stab you in the face?

-----

Arrow says:
chickin <3
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Koji says:
I can't stand it when people do that. If I am near them I'm like "Stand up. I'm typing. DON'T
ARGUE! I'M TYPING!!!"

-----

Arrow says:
NUUU *dog shit hits fan and splatters everyone*

-----

Arrow says:
IT NEVER HAPPENED I SWEAR *flashes with MIB thing*

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Arrow says:
Eva is more of a comedy, romance, mecha, science ficition, penguins, homosexuals,
drugs, sex, violence, religion, spies, school, drama, boobs, physcotic anime, really >>

-----

arrow says:
It was the eppie where he busts open the Eva from the inside, and the blood sprays
EVERYTHING WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS

-----

Arrow says:
*presses a button and a circular saw built into your floor starts whirling* *it moves
towards your chair*

Get moving, Koji. >>

-----

Arrow says:
*man eating pirannhas with laser-beams attached to their heads jump out of an
aquarium convienently placed near you*

-----

Arrow says:
Why have you been jerking off to kittens?
Koji says:
BECAUSE YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!!! *cries*

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Koji says:
I had to get rid of Gengar though. It's just so..... UGH!! His special defense is so horrible that
Caterpie laughs at him! "Oh no... IT'S EMBER!!! GENGAR, LOOK OU- .... He's already dead.
Damn. >.>"

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Ella says:
How would a pencil get stuck in your hair? o-o;
Box says:
it eats things.

-----

Koji says:
Silly Rabbit, gills are for Chickens!

-----

Arrow says:
OHMYGOSH *dives in and starts pulling fish out of the water* THEY'RE DROWNING

-----
box says:
shu offered me something but i denied it >> i dun like taking things... unless im in
a pissy mood :3 then i'll devour ur soul

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Arrow’s summarized DNAngel plot

Arrow says:
Okay. Here's how the story goes:
Hikari: *makes painting*
Niwa: OOHHH PRETTY I LYK SHINYYY
Hikari: DUNDUNDUN our paintings have come to lifesorz!
Niwa: ZOMFG~!!~2`?`1'
Hikari: O noez, the paintings, it duz suffers. Wut have we dunz?
Niwa: Nuuu! Du not keel paintings!!1!!1one We live paintings!!1! *hugglez*
Hikari: NUUU I CREATEDDD ETT, I MUST NOW DESTROY
Niwa: NUUU I LYK SHINNYY I STEALLLL
Hikari: FINE WELL MAKE TEH KRADSORZ TO DESTROY LEZ PAINTINGS
NIWA: YEAH WELL WE'LL MAKE DARK CUZ HE LIKES PRETTY THINGS
Krad: I now destroy this painting.
Dark: O NU U DUNT!
Krad and Dark: *wrestles*
Krad: HOLY SHEET THIS BATTLE WILL NEVER END LET US CURSE OUR RESPECTIVE
FAMILIES AND MAKE THE BOYS IN OUR FAMILIES TURN INTO US WHEN THEY TURN
14
Dark: KK
Families: *are cursed*
Daisuke: I lyk Risa~!11!1
Dark: I EMERAGE!
Dark: WE MUST NOW STEAL PAINTINGS TO SAVE THEM FROM BEING KILLEDED
Daisuke: K
Krad: SHITT
Krad: GRAH SHIT MUST KILL PAINTINGS
Satoshi: I speak in monotone regardless of the situation.
Krad: COME, SATOSHI! LET US KILL THEM! *crashes out window*
Dark: SHITT
And then they battle.
ZE END

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Koji says:
(Furbies have to be exorcised. Even with batteries.)

-----

FURBIE’S FROM HELL:

And then, one day, it went "BLARGFDSFSSFDSFS" and then it's mouth and eyes were permanently
stuck open. O_O; I had nightmares for a month.

-----

Mine did that too! Dx But it was more of a "ChachachaCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!" noise with
mine. I threw it across the room.
-----

Hm. Mine did an "EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" once.

Like a Mad Chuckle-Laugh from Hell that just went on...forever.

-----

Someone that invents something that is immortal and snores has to be on something. o.X

-----

-looks around- You did not hear this from me, the creator said they are going to take over the
world.
---------
Don't worry about that.
The Badgers will take them down.
No doubtedly, they will take them down...

-----

Don't count on that, they have swords and toads.

--------
But the Badgers come with toasters and sporks=O
Surely nothing can overcome the power!
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I had a blue furby when I was like, seven of something. I luffed that thing, but one night
I put it neext to my nightstand and woke up with it on my stomach, staring it me. When I
opened my eyes it yelled something like "CHIAKALALAKIIIAAA!!!!!". I screamed and
threw it at my door....

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 My friend's used to wake up in the middle of the night, start screaming and shaking, and literally shake
itself off the nightstand and start screaming it's head off.

I swear, it was possessed or something.

-----

The Excorcism of Immortal Furbies.

People would totally pass out during the movie if it existed=O

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Koji says:
We're looking for "Any Villains With An IQ Greater Than An Empty Beer Can".

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Arrow’s view of the Aztec (car)

Arrow says:
All it needs is horns, leathery skin, and a hairy ass and it's a rhino.

we did say it's as ugly as hell, didn't we?

It's mother wouldn't even love it.

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About arrow’s mom wanting to breed dogs

Arrow says:
Mom was like, "I don't care! I'll just keep the retarded ones!"

Me: Mom, the dog's running into walls again...

Mom: Just because he's retarded doesn't mean he's not special! >o
Dog: *throws up and then drags his ass along the carpet*

I'm so going to hell for that one. XDD

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MORE FURBIES FROM HELL.

Koji says:
I had a furby. It pissed me off, because it wouldn't do half the thinks it said in the manuel. So, I
took out the batteries and chucked it out the window.

Annie says:
Mine always liked to go skiing or something like that and was like, "Take me skiing
damnit before I rape you tonight!"

Annie says:
But seriously, I think it went something like this, "Bee bee bee, Wee no looloo-oo-oo-
oo *skipping* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Kati says:
AGH!! I Just shredded my Spanish!!
Kati says:
*screams*
Kati says:
NOO!!!
Kati says:
Cool

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Koji says:
Because the Bible is a group of books written by a group of madmen on Opium.

-----

Koji says:
PEICE OF WORTHLESS CRAP!!!! *flings computer across the room*

-----

box says:
4:00 is ungodly for my mother.

-----

Box says:
its like... "Yeah we're gonna kick your ass next game" "Oh yeah, whats
your team?" "Us, well we're the whippets." "Well we're the dinosaurs
BIZNITCH *snap snap snap*"

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Box says:
my elementary school[‘s mascot was a beaver}
Box says:
get this - when you walked in there was a stuffed beaver that looked like
it wanted to claw ur eyes out
Box says:
yeah i walked in during kindergarten and i almost pissed myself i was so
scarred by the rabid beaver

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Box says:
"WE'RE THE WHIPPETS!!! WE'LL DRY HUMP UR LEG TO DEATH!"

-----

Arrow says:
 Once again, if I type something weird, know that Cricket did it. >>;
arrow says:
She likes to step on F1-F12 keys 0o
arrow says:
One of these days she's gonna step on just the right combination and my
computer will explode.

-----

Arrow says:
-eats lettuce- hopefully my eye will stop twitching now

-----

koji says:
If I was TRUELY Southern by spirit, I'd say "OH GOD!! IT'S TECHNOLOGY!!!!! *attacks
computer with baseball bat*"

-----
koji says:
Tell him "REPUBLICANS MADE BABY JESUS CRY!!!"

-----

box says:
i'd name my ghetto child two dollars and thirty eight cents. its long but if i do that
hes bound to become bigger than fifty cent ^^

-----

box says:
the third is I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A DITCH. GOD SAVE ME.

-----

Box says:
dudeeeeee
Box says:
koji is a crazy fuck

-----

Box says:
KOJI YER A CRAZY FUCL
Box says:
FUCK*
Box says:
YEAH
Box says:
 THATS THE ONE

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Arrow says:
That is so weird when they're like, bird, ox, pig, horse, dog, goat, tiger, dragon,
snake, cat, aardvark, monkey, rabbit, snake, fox, lemming, giraffe, platypus,
wombat, kangaroo, walrus, homfg!!1!/1!?11!1one?1!>~`!?goat

-----

Arrow says:
I spy... with my little eye... something.... HOMFG SASUKE <3

-----

Arrow says:
NU
arrow. says:
ARROW ANGRY
arrow says:
ARROW SMASH CAPSLOCK KEY

-----

Box says:
OMG!!!! ARROW!!!! ZOLOFT COMMERCIAL *points*
box says:
depression hurts, but you dont have to.

-------

( This quote is related to Arrow’s hand sign quote from 8 quotes earlier. )

Koji says:
ULTRA LEMMING-JUTSU!!! *runs off a cliff*

-----

Fluffy says:
Tonight we had Chicken Caesar salad! ^.^
Ella says:
Lucky. D:
Fluffy says:
*stuffs some into a random fax machine* I'll send you some. >>

-----

Fluffy says:
Milk....it's does a body good! *throws it in Ed's eyes*

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 Arrow says:
Teacher: Hey Kids, look, I'm pregnant!
Kids: Wow, Mrs. Jones! Is it a boy or girl?
Teacher: NEITHER! It's CANDY!
*explodes and everyone eats candy*

-----

Arrow says:
Display: Press the corresponding answer to learn about animals!
Arrow: BRACE YOURSELVES. *punches button*
Display: ... The cow says...
Arrow: o_o
Arrow: ARGGG FUCK WHAT DOES THE COW SAY WHAT DOES THE COW SAY?
Display: ...Please press a button. >>;
Arrow: ERRRRR... COWS SAY... BARK? NO, THEY HISS. NO, WAIT--
Display: PRESS A GODDAMN BUTTON
Arrow: UMMM~ HERE! *slams quack button*
Display: *bzzt* -_-

-----

Ella says:
this salad sucks. ;-;
Fluffy says:
deep fry the suckerrrrr. >)

-----

Fluffy says:
THANKS ELLA! NOW I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES BECAUSE YOU SHOWED ME A FAT KID
EATING IN MCDONALDS> >0>

-----

Kati says:
I caught my dad's tire on fire.
Kati says:
And the yard because I was doing an experiment with whiskey and fireworks.

-----

Koji says:
Neopets makes as much sense as McDonalds would if they put live racoons in their food.
Max says:
McDonalds kills ALL the raccoons in their food! DX NOT COOL.

-----

Fluffy says:
I'VE BEEN THINKING OF STUPID THINGS TO SAY TO YOU ALL DAY/
Fluffy says:
 I CAME UP WITH MILLIONS.
Fluffy says:
I FORGOT THEM ALL

-----

Fluff says:
BLUE JAYS EATIUNG PEANUTS. *slap slap* *just so happens to be slapping a cactus*
WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!? D=

-----

Fluffy says:
*holds clip board firmly* *gets pencil ready* *scribbles all over the page* WHYYY?!?!

-----

Arrow says:
Arrow: wait... wait... wait... wait...
Blood: SUPRISE! =D *FREAKING NIAGRA FALLS*
Arrow: No fair! T_T
Blood: FUCK A DOODLE DO! LIKE I CARE!
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH* (and on like that for 2-3 weeks.)

-----

I think I'll savor my diamond encrusted salad as I reread your first post. And God help
my butler if it's not bespeckled with the highest quality diamonds.

--‘Pretentious-Bastard’ from Gaiaonline.

-----

A little boy asked what boobs where made of...

So I told him fat and mammary glands.
Then he said, "I've never felt mammary glands before. Can I feel yours?"
I was like, "Oh hell no. If you ever ask again, I'll eat you."

---[Pajama.Ninja]- on gaiaonline

-----
Arrow says:
God: I love you but your little brother is GONNA DIE OF CANCER. *hits red button*

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 Arrow says:
Anne: Dear Diary, today, I was out shopping with mother to buy milk and I met a man
from the future with a laser gun... I jacked the nearest car and promptly began a high
speed chase on a busy highway. A nearby gas station caught on fire, and destroyed
the whole city, so I decided the best option was to journey through a nearby jungle
full of poisonous snakes...

-----

Arrow says:
Naruto: The power of my harem no jutsu!
Sasuke: The power of my hatred for my brother and my special eye thingie!
Sakura: The power of turning straight boys gay!

-----

Koji says:
If "Mr. Sandman" was written today:
"Mr. Sandman...
Yes?
.... YOU OWE US A DREAM YOU BASTARD!!! *gun shots*"

-----

Arrow says:
I get the Kazekage being the head of the Sand village. Wind + Sand... yah.
Arrow says:
BUT I DUN GET HOKAGE. D: <
Arrow says:
Fire + Leaves = FOREST FIRE

-----

Koji says:
If there is even ONE ShikamaruxTemari doujinshi in that link I AM GOING TO DISEMBOWL
YOU WITH A POTATO PEELER!! >O

-----

Fluffy says:
I HEAR THERE'S AN ORO SHOWER SCENE. >=3
Ella says:
Yeah... D:
Ella says:
It burns eyes
Fluffy says:
xDDD
Fluffy says:
Me: *bloodspurt*
Ella; AHHHHHH!! *throws gasoline everywhere and sets the house on fire* MUST
CLEANSEEEE.
-----

Arrow says:
TO WELCOME LADIES DYSLEXIC AND GENTLEMAN NIGHT!

-----

Fluffy says:
it's only 10 degrees outside right now. >>
Fluffy says:
WELCOME TO CANADA! =D

-----

Arrow says:
READY... SET... AND THEIR OFF!
Ella and Arrow: *flop* *faceplant*

-----
Fluffy says:
I think if I had to 3-legged race, I'd do what I always do...=D
Me: *dragging the person* CRAWL FASTER, FOOL! >0
Person: *bloody and unconcious*

-----

Koji-sama says:
Sakura: *finally makes Sasuke date her* Okay, we gotta fatten you up! =D
-Three weeks Later-
Sasuke: *the size of a truck* *snort* I love *snort* I love... *snort*.... pie. *snort* *eats a pie*

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Arrow says:
My sister says I've adopted a nice french accent and I can now roll my R's to the
point where I could probably have a conversation with cricket.
Arrow: BRLPFZT?
Cricket: BBRRRLLLPPFFFFZZZTTTTT.

-----

Fluffy says:
I WONDER IS OROCHIMARU COULD SWING THROUGH CITIES WITH HIS TONGUIE LIKE
SPIDER MAN! =D *imagines* THE VISUAL IMAGESS. XD

-----

Box says:
prozac cant help this crazy bitch! shes on fireeeeeeeee!!! *stomps on all of tokyo*
Box says:
*roars*
-----

Ella says:
Boob lasers: *take out japan*

-----

Koji says:
I wish I had the capacity to become vegetarian!! DDDDDD= *eats a 12 oz. steak*

-----

Fluffy says:
Ella: *shows up at my door*
Me: *doesn't recognise you from the waist down* WHO ARE YOU!?!? >0
Ella says:
Ella: *passes out on doorstep from lack of sleep*
Mom: *asleep in car* *head comes down on car horn* *lets out a long honk*
*doesnt wake up*
Fluffy says:
Me: dad...get some maple syrup and a beaver. =0 I wanna scare them.

-----

Koji says:
Naruto: My sckweaky toy is here! =D
Kiba: ...
Tenten: *grabs and squeezes* Heheheheh!! =DDD *claps like a little baby*

-----

Arrow says:
Priest: ...sins of the flesh...
Arrow: *snort*
Priest: ... eternal damnation...
Arrow: *giggle*
Priest: ... fire and brimstone...
Arrow: *rolling around on floor*
Priest: ... jesus loves you...
Arrow: AHA! YOU IDIOTS BELEIVE THIS SHIT?
Christians: O_O
Arrow: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XDDDD
Christians: O_O
Arrow: Jesus loves me... good one. *wipes tears*
Christian beside me: *knocks me out with bible*

-----
Ella says:
I swear to god
Ella says:
 when arrow dies
Ella says:
Imma go to her funeral
Ella says:
and pass out pages of her quotes <<
Arrow says:
NOT IF I KILL ELLA FIRST *mows over with a lawn mower equipped with light sabers
and a ferocious poodle*

-----

Arrow says:
Naruto: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW IMMA AIRPLANE :33333

-----

Arrow says:
WE HAD A STAY PUT DRILL TODAY =D
Arrow says:
On top of tornado and fire drills, we now have SCHOOL SHOOTING DRILLS! =D
Arrow says:
You're supposed to only lock the door and stay quiet in the corner, but our class
was barricading the door, grabbing blunt objects, and trying to make a rope ladder
to escape out the window with =D
Ella says:
That's what I'd do
Arrow says:
I also volunteered to be a human shield
Arrow says:
She didn't approve of that D:
Arrow says:
Teacher: GET DOWN!
Random Emos that Snapped: *BAMBAMBAMBAM*
Students: *getting shot left and right* Dx
Charlay: WHAT'LL WE DO?
Ella: *pulls a sawed-off shotgun out of her pants and loads it* WE GET THEM
BITCHES. *charges into the hall*

-----
Max says:
Then again, I can see kindly old ladies killing gang bangers.
Max says:
Old lady: Have some cookies, Tommy...
Gangstas: *break in* BITCH THIS IS A HOLD UP!
Old lady: *pulls out gun* MOTHER FUCKERS BETTA STEP OFF! *shoots*
Max says:
Old lady: Now what was I doing... oh yeah.... Have some cookies, Tommy...
Tommy: O_O
Max says:
Old lady: BITCH TAKE THE COOKIES.
Tommy: yes ma'am. O_O
 -----
Arrow says:
They were saying that you spend a good 4 hours just doing crap before you can
actually get to the game. "meanwhile, in resident evil 4, it's like, BITCH! THEM
ZOMBIES ARE COMING AT YOU! HE'S GOT AN AXE, AND IT'S ON FY-UH! PRESS A!
PRESS A! YOU AIN'T GOT TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE! WHAT YOU HITTING SELECT
FOR! YOU DON'T NEED TO LOAD YOUR GUN, WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU!! NOW
SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT!"

-----

Fluffy says:
*looks a cocaine filled chocolate bar she got* I'LL ASSUME THATS SUGAR POWDER
AND GO ON WITH LIFE.

*5 minutes later*

*runs streaking through her town* IMMA COW! WATCH OUT! I HAVE LASERS! *falls off
bridge*

-----

Arrow says:
Sasuke: ZOMFG ONCE I COULDN'T BORROW MY PARENT'S VAN SO I WROTE A SONG
ABOUT IT AND THAT'S HOW US EMOS HEAL. *eats a tomato* ; ;

-----

Ella says:
I NEED MY MAN ON THE BORDERLINE EDGE OF FAGGOTRY D: <
Fluffy says:
FINE. HIS CAR IS GAY.
Fluffy says:
IT'S A PINK FORD THUNDERBIRD.

-----

Fluffy says:
KYO: HOMG! A PIECE MY OWN CRAP! MUST. SHOW. ELLA. *drags into your room*

-----

Arrow says:
Arrow: *sits down* *pulls bible out of little holder thing* *flips through* *puts
back* *picks up pamphlet* *reads* *puts back* *picks up offering slip* *reads*
*puts back* *fiddles with pen that has the church's name on it* *puts back* *looks
at the book of music* *flips through* *puts back* *looks at organ* *looks around*
Mom: Stop acting like you've never been in a church D: <
Lindsay: MOM! JESUS CAME TO CHURCH!!
Arrow: *turns around to see some guy with a beard and long hair* MOM LOOKS ITS
JESUS
-----

Fluffy says:
*attacks a small child*
Fluffy says:
*with scissors*
Fluffy says:
*and cuts open their juicebox*
Fluffy says:
WHO'S NEXT? >0

-----

(Max:)

Youko_slut_69 says:
So, how are you?

-----

Arrow says:
random fact AHOY!!!!
Arrow says:
The Sand Village is famous for their chestnuts.
Arrow says:
and now you know o-o

-----

Ella says:
Arrow.
Ella says:
Goderra is far from a small child.
Arrow says:
she is a MONSTER
Ella says:
NO
Ella says:
WORSE
Ella says:
SHE IS
Arrow says:
PMSING

-----

Arrow says:
Bakura: HI blokes~~~~~~~ wow~~~~~ THE CEILING IS BLOODY
BRILLIANT~~~~ ;DDdDDddDdDDdddD
Yugi: What's wrong with him?
Grandpa: He's high on pain killers.
Bakura: Wooooo fancy a shag Tea? ;DddDd

-----

Arrow says:
My mom...
Arrow says:
is PUERTO RICAN O_O
Box says:
is a pepsi twist?
Box says:
damn, so close

-----

Koji says:
Oh yes. I am a white person. *takes out 100 dollar bill and wipes mouth*

-----

Arrow says:
White christians: THESE DERN RETARD MUS-LEEMS R TAKIN OUR OIL! THEYZ GOT
WEHPUN OF MASS DEHSTRUCKSHUN AND THEY HATE OUR FREEDUHMS LIKE
THEY'RE GOD DAHMN COMMEHS. LET'S SEND DEM NEGROS TO THE FRONT LINES!
THE CHITLINS OF THE POOR! IF YOU DON'T AGREE, YER LETTIN TERRORISTS WEEN.

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Arrow says:
Arrow: *takes trash can* *braces self* AAARRGGGHHHH! *waddles as fast as she can
down the driveway, flings the trashcan and waddles back up* *hides in garage*
JESUS CHRIST ON A SANDWICH! ... Okay, second trashcan. >>

-----

Koji says:
The other day, I was with a friend, and she tried to make me watch Titanic. I told her I don't like
romances. She asked me how I could be gay and not like romance movies. I asked her if I ever
showed any sign of doing the things other gay guys do. She reminded me that I reorganized her
closet.

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Ella says:
I'd love to teach a japanese person english
Ella says:
just to watch them mispronounce. xD
Arrow says:
Ella: Jingle Bells. D: <
Person: Jingu... berls?
Ella: JING. GUL. BEELLLSSSSS. D: <
Person: Jingu berls. D: <
Arrow says:
Ella: Bitch imma cut chu D: <
Person: Beetch, ahmmah--
Ella: NO >o<

-----

Arrow says:
Cricket: *zOOOOOm*
Arrow: =D
Cricket: *zip* *zip* BRLPFZT
Arrow: =D;;
Cricket: *zOOOOOOOm* BRLF--
Arrow: *grabs and throws against wall* =DD

-----

Fluffy says:
*throws nekked Oro at you both*
Ella says:
Fluff--- AH
Ella says:
AGHHHH
Ella says:
OMFG
Ella says:
MY SKIN
Ella says:
IT'S TURNING GREEN
Ella says:
IT'S BUBBLING
Ella says:
AGHHHHHHHHH! *falls over and rolls around on the ground, screaming*
Arrow says:
SHES TURNING INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK

-----

On Little shop of Horrors:

Fluffy says:
would you trust the plant and get whatever you wanted?
Fluffy says:
I'd wait until I was a millionare, everyone was happy, then I'd feed the plant lots of
my blood, and then set it on fire. =D

-----

Ouran Joke

Arrow says:
KISS KISS FALL *tumbles down stairs*
-----
Box says:
cause he had dangling catshit all over that made him smell
Box says:
and then he jumped on my bed
Box says:
thats where i crossed the line
Box says:
poopy cat butt on my alphonse pillow is NOT ALLOWED

-----
Ella says:
because
Ella says:
if Kyo
Ella says:
had poop
Ella says:
hanging off of his butt
Ella says:
and sat on ANY bishie pillow of MINE,
Ella says:
I'd backhand him so hard
Ella says:
he'd die instantly <3
Ella says:
ELLA DONT PLAY DAT D: <
Arrow says:
Kyo: *sits on pillow*
Ella: *backhands*
House: *explodes*
News: This just in. It seems that a little girl from Ypsi just backhanded her cat so
hard she ripped a hole through space and time.

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Arrow says:
Imma totally mess up your last name when I send you a letter too D: <
Arrow says:
I'll address it to Ella McGayface and have no idea what you're talking about when
you say I misspelled your name.

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About drawing Deidara

Fluffy says:
now...to get into
character...UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 NN. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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Arrow says:
Arrow: *enjoys taters* =w=
Cricket: *pops her head up under my plate in my lap* =3
Arrow: *enjoys taters* =w=
Cricket: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFF
Arrow: *tater heaven* =w=
Cricket: *licks lips* *paw on plate*
Arrow: D: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< *moves away*
Cricket: : ( ... *follow*
Arrow: *move*
Cricket: *follow*
Arrow: >>... *rips off piece and throws*
Cricket: *gallop*

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Baka Neko says:

CRICKET DECIDED TO SLICE MY WRIST OPEN
Baka Neko says:
SO I HAVE THIS HUGE GASH ACROSS MY WRIST AND ITS BLEEDING AND I FEEL
LIKE I SHOULD BE LISTENING TO LNKIN PARK NOW
Baka Neko says:
CRAWLING. IN. MY SKINNN...
I NEED. A FREAKING. BANDAID.

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Arrow says:
yes. oh my god, I hate short skirts even on skinny girls.
Arrow says:
Arrow: I THINK YOU'RE MISSING ABOUT A FOOT OF FABRIC BACK HERE CUZ I CAN
SEE YOUR VAGINA.

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Arrow says:
mm
Arrow says:
there's gum stuck to my table
Arrow says:
fresh, too
Arrow says:
probably only a couple days old...
Arrow says:
...
Arrow says:
so..
Arrow says:
tempti
Arrow says:
*in mouth*

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Arrow. says:
*HOG TIES* FLUFF STOP POLLUTING THE AIR WITH YOUR CREEPY OLD FART
FETISH

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Shane says:
Don;t make me get all
Shane says:
er
Shane says:
..uh...
Shane says:
EMO BOY?! on your ass?!
Arrow says:
UH OH
Shane says:
...*pretends to cut with baseball bat*
Arrow says:
HE'LL SHIT BATS AT US

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Koji says:
LA State Prison is like, the equivelant of staying in a shitty hotel room.
Koji says:
Paris Hilton: OMG!! THERE'S LYKE, NO ROOM SERVICE!! *dies*
Koji says:
Ship her to Texas, and she'd be someone's bitch. She'd NEVER drive
recklessly again.

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Arrow says:
my cats got taken to the vet
Arrow says:
Ozzy: = =
Houdini: ; ^;
Arrow says:
Cricket: HISSSSSS *FWAM*
Ella says:
FWAM!?
Arrow says:
the sound of your jugular being ripping out
I've seen Ana Voog naked more times than I've seen myself naked. But
that is, in part, due to the fact that when I take my clothes off, all mirrors
within 35 feet spontaneously shatter. by Astro Zombie at 6:32 AM on June 27
METAFILTER

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Arrow says:
Ella: Okay. Starting today, I am your new nanny.
Twins: *evil grins*
Ella: AHAHA--NO. D: < *stamps their foreheads with #1 and #2*
Twins: oo

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Arrow says:
And Lindsay was going,
Malfoy: Daddy, when can I have my own pimp cane? :3
Lucius: When you're old enough to handle it like a man, son. *shaka laka swish* ;D

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Arrow says:
I LOVE WHEN OZZY JUST GETS DONE WITH CRAPPING AND THEN COMES OVER TO
ME AND SITS ON THE TOP OF THE CHAIR AND PUTS HIS BUTT IN MY FACE AND
HE'S LIKE AHAHAHA TAKE THAT, /BITCH/

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Arrow says:
she was trying to cut a piece of string for a project and she was like, "NO! I CUT
RIGHT /NAO/!" and was like SNIP and my finger fell off

Arrow says:
i remember going to the office for a bandaid and the woman was like, "is your
finger even still attached? D:"

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Fluffy says:
Me; *swipes* D8< DON'T TOUCH MY MARKERS!

Friend: *arterial splatter across wall* D:

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Arrow says:
Ella: So, this is my boyfriend, Youko... ;D
Youko: *long chunky white hair that flows without wind, drawn on yellow eyes,
90's inspired demon clothing, fangs etc*
People: *backing away*
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Arrow says:
MY MASSAGES FEEL SO GOOD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MOVE
Arrow says:
LET ME FEEL YOUR YOUNG, ADOLESCENT, HAIRLESS LEGS, YESSSSS

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Ella says:
what kind of crazy world do you live in?
Arrow says:
a world of lollipops and singing mice that do chores apparently
Ella says:
in my world the lollipops sell drugs and the mice shank you for looking at them
funny. ; ^;

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Gabi says:
that is my future boyfriend.
Gabi says:
in the sense hes not mine yet
Ella. says:
I love the goals you set
Ella. says:
"HE'S MINE BUT DOESNT KNOW IT YET. HANDS OFF, BITCHES. "
Gabi says:
i know right
Gabi says:
OH HE KNOWS IT
Gabi says:
THATS THE DIFFERENCE.

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Arrow-chan says:
IF YOU DO NOT RELEASE EGGS WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG
YOU START RELEASING THE REST OF THEM LIKE CRAZY BEFORE YOU'RE TOO OLD
TO HAVE THEM.
SO OLDER WOMEN YOU HAVE KIDS FREQUENTLY HAVE TWINS.
AND SEEING AS I HARDLY EVER HAVE MY PERIOD,
IMMA BE POPPIN OUT QUINTUPLETS
Arrow-chan says:
I should write a letter to myself and say,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! - Me" and
then put on the envelope, "Open in case of thoughts of having a baby :0"

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Ella says:
 50 = -5(3x + 8) - (7x - 24)
Arrow says:
ahaha... ha... h...
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING GIVING YOU THIS KIND OF SHIT I COULDN'T
DO THIS SHIT TILL HIGHSCHOOL IS SHE TRYING TO KILL YOU THAT CUNT MAKING
ELLA CRY OVER HER DUMBASS SHIT HOMEWORK *cough*
K, let's start ;DddDdDD

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Ella says:
but srsly. If I'm with a friend, I'm a total spaz-out nerd in public
Ella says:
I screamed to charlay in the middle of a near-silent borders once
Ella says:
"OH MY GOD CHARLAY THEY HAVE DORA THE EXPLORER STICKERS! D: <"
Arrow says:
Shoppers: O O
Ella: > 0>
Shoppers: o o
Ella: *slowly sticks one to forehead* > 0>

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Arrow says:
Things that will survive Nuclear warfare:
1) Cockroaches
2) Twinkies
3) Any and all Nintendo products

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Arrow says:
Lindsay: *throwing snowballs* >)
Ellen: Ehehehe! *throw*
Arrow: >>
Lindsay: EEeEeeEee
Ellen: EeeeeEeEee
Arrow: *picks up ice*
Lindsay: EeeEeeEE--*WHAM*

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Arrow says:
Fluff Parents: WE JUST GOT A RED RECTANGLE IN THE MAIL FROM AMERICA OH GOD
IT'S ANTHRAX

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Ella says:
m y main concern tomorrow is my lack of pads = A=;;;;
Box says:
she wants to do it instead
 Box says:
here is a neat little trick
Box says:
instead of using a pad
Box says:
use your cat
Box says:
it works just as well

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Arrow says:
LET ME TELL YOU, FEVER PLUS COLD PLUS LABOR PLUS SLIPPERY PLUS POOR PLUS
MENTAL RETARDATION DOES NOT EQUAL YAY

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Arrow says:
*having fun with dressing up emo girl* ;D
Arrow says:
lalala~~
Arrow says:
*adds obligatory chucks*

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Arrow says:
maintenant je parlaient suelment en francais, et vous etes homosexuales D: <
Box says:
stop speaking in tongues you foul demon
Box says:
may the power of christ compell you D:
Arrow says:
*projecte la vache*
Box says:
so's your face

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Ella says:
Name 10 things you would do if you could
Box says:
kratos
Box says:
oh SNAP

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Box says:
he’s is so hardcore he could top jesus

(Phoenix/hobohodo)
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ella says:
see the reason I got the soup is cuz I used it in the chicken pot pie
ella says:
but I picked most of the mushrooms out D: <
box says:
why didnt u just get cream of chicken soup...
ella says:
it was out
ella says:
as was cream of potato
ella says:
and cream of broccoli
ella says:
I was like THE FRIG
box says:
so instead u used cream of footfungus?
ella says:
I had NOTHING else D;
box says:
we always have everything EXCEPT that
box says:
we have like cream of jesus, but no mushroom

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Arrow says:
Lindsay: Move your feet.
Arrow: What's the magic word? ;D
Lindsay: Move your feet /bitch/. D: <

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Arrow says:
Ritsuka: *pantsless* Where'd Soubi go? : /
Zeros and the Breathless team (from an earlier arc): *busts in* HIYA WE HAVE
BREAKFAST
Ritsuka: Yayyyy
Zeros: Want to have some milk?
Ritsuka: *milk* = w=
Soubi: *busts in* RITSUKA STOP CHUGGING MILK, KIO'S GONE
Ritsuka: o o
Soubi: OPERATION RESCUE GAY BEST FRIEND IS GO

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Bash.org:
<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while
cartoons are on
<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY
CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR
BEAMS IT IN!!"
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Ella says:
I wonder
Ella says:
if I threw this paperback book hard enough
Ella says:
would it kill kyo?
Ella says:
let's test 8D
Box says:
you'll never know if u dont try
Arrow says:
he'll run
Box says:
chop off his legs first
Box says:
that works most of the time
Arrow says:
STAPLE HIM TO THE FLOOR ELLA
Arrow says:
or a bear trap, that works
Box says:
THATS RIGHT
Box says:
STAPLE HIM WITH A SHOTGUN

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Ella says:
I'M SPILLING MY M&MS YOU SLUTS
Ella says:
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH
Arrow says:
she's laughing so hard she's shitting M&Ms D:
Box says:
better than lactating them i suppose

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Box. says:
UR IMMATURE ELLA
Box. says:
SUCK IT UP
Box says:
EMBRACE THE SHIT
Ella says:
EMBRACE IT
Ella says:
LOVE IT
Box. says:
FONDLE IT
Box says:
GROPE IT
Ella says:
 FEEEEEEEL IT LIKE THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR
Box. says:
FEEL IT SQUISH INBETWEEN UR TEETH

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Box says:
I TOLD U TO DO SOMETHING
Box says:
AND YOU WILL LISTEN MISSY
Ella says:
YOU'RE NOT MAH REAL MOM. D: < *slams door to room*
Box says:
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
Box says:
CAUSE THEY WERE LIARS
Box says:
YOU WOULD BELIEVE THEM OVER YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD?
Ella says:
YES. THEY /UNDERSTAND/ ME. UNLIKE YOU! NO ONE IN THIS FAMILY KNOWS HOW
I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! *slams door again*
Box says:
*slams your face into the wall*
Box says:
NOW UNDERSTAND HOW THE DOOR FEELS WHEN YOU DO THAT
Box says:
COMPREHENDDDD

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Arrow says:
why are you so crazy about that show <<
Ella says:
It's retarded and cute D:
Arrow says:
just like ella! <3

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Box. says:
maplestory isn't a real game cuntface
Box. says:
sorry
Box. says:
miss cuntface*

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Max says:
Sesshomaru: Hello, puny-
Inuyasha: DAD ALWAYS LOVED YOU MORE! DX

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Box says:
 my dad
Box says:
was asleep right
Box says:
and i had to go steal his remote
Box says:
and i went to grab it right next to him and i guess he was trying to say something
Box says:
but
Box says:
it came out as
Box says:
beep beep boop
Box says:
honest to god he said that

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Max says:
like in YYH it's like "Lol I pwned that big rock" and in DBZ it's like "FUCK THAT I FLEXED MY ASS AND
THE ROCK BLEW UP"

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Fluffy says:
but Ratchet makes a terrible uke
Fluffy says:
TERRIBLE UKE
Fluffy says:
HE'S A FREAKING DOMINATRIX AT /LIFE/

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Fluffy says:
People just don't mess with me.
Fluffy says:
I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT WITH MY TEETH AND STAND OVER YOU AS YOU BLEED TO DEATH, JUST
SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID /WRONG/

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Arrow says:
Misa: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Aizawa: *slams fists on table* WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP IT WITH THE TALKING
ABOUT HOMOS AND DATES AND KISSING AND MISAMISA ALREADY!! WE ARE ON
AN INVESTIGATION TO CATCH KIRA, REMEMBER?
Arrow: D'awww... ; 3;

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Ella says:
How does she honestly just ditch the current world for feudal japan?
Max says:
I have no idea
Max says:
 what's even weirder is the whole finishing high school first
Max says:
When the FUCK is she going to need calculus now?
Max says:
"Lady Kagome, Timmy's stuck in the well!" "SHIT! Just let me get my
motherfucking PROTRACTOR"

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Arrow says:
Arrow: *HAS TO PEE* *PRANCE* *FOOT HITS RANDOM HALLWAY SOCK* *TRIPS ON SOCK SOMEHOW*
*LANDS ON FLOOR* *GIGGLES* *PEES SELF* *SADNESS*

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Fluffy says:
Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for
breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are.
Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

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Arrow says:
Sora: How did a wimp like you get into Organization 13?
Demyx: ...
Sora: *jumps forward suddenly, pretending he's gonna attack*
Demyx: *jumps backward* *defend* *arms down* *arms up* o ~o
Sora: You're kidding. = =
Arrow says:
Sora: You can't even fight! D:
Demyx: You're judging by appearance! I can too! > 3>
Sora: Prove it D<
Demyx: *turns around* Ohh I can't do this... I told them they were sending the
wrong guy to fight but they wouldn't listen and now~ ; ^^;
Sora: WHY ARE YOU WHIMPERING

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Fluffy says:
Well, tomorrow I'm just gonna rip the printer out of the wall 8D
Fluffy says:
throw it against another wall
Fluffy says:
then plug it in and see where things go from there

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Ella says:
"This is the hearing of a Miss Eleanor Ann. Miss, why did you burn down the
apartment of your mother's boyfriend?"
"They made a pie without me, your honor."
Box says:
"well what flavor was this pie?"
"It was supposed to be strawberry-chocolate, sir, but he cooked it wrong and
forgot the latter."
 "THAT FIEND. I see no point in continuing this further. May all charges be lifted.
Case dismissed."

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Fluffy says:
-picture-

THIS IS ME AS AN OWL
Fluffy says:
*snuggled into a poof* Touch me and I will kill you 0_0
Fluffy says:
but what animal would i be?
Ella says:
aside from an owl?
Ella says:
I wanna say a chimp or some kind of ape cuz they're so smart and thoughtful and
shit.
Fluffy says:
OH I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Fluffy says:
A CHIMP?
Fluffy says:
*puffs up* 0 -0

(On Sarah Palin)

Arrow says:
how can you honestly live in some place that's so pretty and want to kill it all?
Koji says:
Alaska's like, our most awesome state, and she totally destroyed it.
Max says:
"Look! A puppy! *ker-CHAK*
Arrow says:
I can just see Palin sitting out in the alaskan wilderness, watching the sunset, and
then blowing some moose's head off
Arrow says:
Palin: BOOM HEADSHOT ;'D

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Arrow says:
Joel: IT'S YOM KIPPUR
Ella: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Joel: HELL IF I KNOW LET'S GO EAT SOME PORK OR SOMETHING

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Ella says:
cuz mom never shows actual fear D:
Arrow says:
unlike ella
Arrow says:
who walks away from the movie with a pile of shit bricks where she was sitting
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Arrow says:
her avatar says " FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Arrow says:
GIANT BUG
Arrow says:
FLEW OUT OF NO WHERE
Arrow says:
HOLY CRAP IT WAS LIKE A DADDY LONG LEGS DRAGON FLY MUTANT
Arrow says:
fucking fuck
Arrow says:
it's over in the corner now o o
Arrow says:
her avatar said "AHMA FANPIRE" btw
Arrow says:
gonna go kill that sinful creature brb
Arrpw says:
urgh got away
Arrow says:
it's got X-men powers from falling into a vat of radioactive goo apparently

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Arrow says:
I don't think I have any republican friends on the internet : /
Arrow says:
WHY IS THAT D:
Koji says:
Cause dumbasses don't know how to use a computer.

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Arrow says:
I was lying on the beach. I rose up, flexing my new bear muscles and weaponry.
Beside me, there was a sleek, vicious raptor, striped red and green. It opened it's
terrible maw and proudly displayed brutal ripping teeth. I engaged my thrusters
and mounted the terrible beast.

god dammit 4chan

Arrow says:
I knew what I was. Finally, I understood - why I had been led here by the Whale-
Girl. I had become the Cybernetic Bear Jesus, mounted on my faithful Space
Raptor steed.

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Box says:
i can get my hair like the twins ;D my friend kao and i did that one day, we were
themmm. cept u know... fat. thats why we didnt go out in public we were just at
her house like FUCK YES MY HAIR IS ROCKING

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Arrow says:
antique's roadshow is on in the other room
Arrow says:
some woman was just told that her painting was worth half a million dollars and
she was like "oh ._."
Koji says:
Koji:
OMGMYPAINTINGISWORTHHALFAMILLIONDOLLARSWOOIMMAGOSELLITANDHAVEMO
NEYTOGODOSHIT =DDDDD
Everyone: .... o__O;;