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Before you watch Robots, Know this about Rajnikant

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Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:
1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is
imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the
bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately
only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the
gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the
gangster dies…
4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to
desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the
second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Punjabiportal Facts of Rajnikant
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in fear.
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Rajnikant.
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comments. We will add them with your name in this article.
Facts submitted by the readers of this article:
1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!! - by Ketan Raiyani
2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! - by Ankit Shukla
3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! - by Ankit Shukla
4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌ - by Ankit Shukla
5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! - by
Ankit Shukla
6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌ - by Ankit
Shukla
7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol - by TJ
8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! - by TJ
9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. - by Vivek Singhania
10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. - by Pras
11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the
Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. – by Sourav Ghosh
12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one” - by Pras
13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
- by Rajini
14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. - by Prabh
15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. - by Abbas
16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce
water whenever he wants. - by Abbas
17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all
died. - by Abbas
18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from
him. - by Abbas
19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. -
by Abbas
20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. - by Abbas
21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning. - by Abbas
22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. - by Abbas
23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired - by Abbas
24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on. - by Abbas
25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana - by Abbas
26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed
are in second place.” - by Abbas
27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. - by Abbas
28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably. - by
Abbas
29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? - by Abbas
Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it! - by siva
30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!! - by siva
31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant” - by siva
32. Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!! -
by Nikhil
33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. – by Arpit Rathi
34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. - by Arpit Rathi
35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking… - by Arpit Rathi
36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world
RECORDS”. - by Arpit Rathi
37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as
CID inspector DAYA. - by Arpit Rathi
38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known
as the “LOG TABLE.” - by Nikhil
39. When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on
her… and now she’s Miss Pooja. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind
Juhi Chawla!! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth
gave it to them! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala. - by Nikhil
47. Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS - by Nikhil
48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d
race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna.. - by Nikhil
49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession - by Nikhil
50. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent - by
Nikhil
51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of
commotion and the count is far from completed. - by John Cena D-X
52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative
state with his fists. - by John Cena D-X
53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100
metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse) - by John Cena D-X
54. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the
arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. - by John Cena D-X
55. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′. - by
John Cena D-X
56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping. - by Sushil
57. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question. -
by Manish
58. Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is
now called Ferrari. – by Agn
59. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. - by Harkirat
60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads. - by Pratik Raval
61. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses
Rajnikanth and lives. – by Pratik Raval
62. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom
Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. – by Pratik Raval
63. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. – by Pratik Raval
64. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language - by Pratik Raval
65. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. - by Pratik Raval
66. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did. - by Pratik Raval
67. If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity - by Pratik
Raval
68. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the
same. - by Pratik Raval
69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. – by Pratik Raval
70. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth - by Pratik Raval
71. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski. - by Pratik Raval
72. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth. -
by Pratik Raval
73. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time. - by Pratik Raval
74. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face. – by Pratik Raval
75. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant” –
by Gaurav Sharma
76. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8. – by Aaruni Parimal
77. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed – by
Mrugesh
78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:) - by
Neeraj
79. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the
examiner to come back after preparation. - by Sandeep
80. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!! - by ssumanth
81. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone
else..!! Mind it.. - by Sandeep
82. If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him. – by Arun
Prasad
83. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES.
Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!! - by Sandeep
84. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to
RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney
starts functioning. - by Sandeep
85. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance
of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track. - by Sandeep
86. Even gajani remembers rajni. - by Sandeep
87. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar - by Sandeep
88. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki.
Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti
mein :) – -by GGJJ
89. Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call
rajni call THE rajnikant. - by @nk!t
90. Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested. - by nihilist
91. Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.
- by nihilist
92. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened.
Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third,
but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow. - by Sandeep
93. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday. – by dollysandhu
The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant
1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL
JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s
territory.
Rajnikant Vs the Computer World
1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
3. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
4. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
5. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply
replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
General facts about Rajnikant
1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
7. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
8. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.
15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
17. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .
18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to
get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
23. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in
fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
26. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes
of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent
of whatever he wants.
32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the
room itself.
37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of
surprise.
39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
42. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
45.. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
46. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
51. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
55. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just
disintegrated. Resonance.
61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
62. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai
and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
63. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
64. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian
ocean.
69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
70. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
71. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply
eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
78. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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1. Pratik Raval says:

November 18, 2010 at 8:14 am
1) Rajnikanth gargles with frag grenads
2) Rajnikanth can cut through a hot knife with butter
3) There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses
Rajnikanth and lives.
4) Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom
Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
5) Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.
6) Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
7) When a vampire Dracula did bite Rajnikanth, he becomes… Rajnikanth
8) Rajnikanth does not need to climb a mountain. The mountain comes down for him.
9) The big bang was created by Rajnikanth’s first roundhouse kick, when he didn’t know his own
strength
10) Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
11) Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.
12) If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity
13) A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the
same.
14) Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.
15) Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
16) Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.
17) When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap
Rajnikanth.
18) Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
19) Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face.
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punjabiportal says:
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2. gaurav sharma says:
November 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm
two ghosts were talking.. One consolled other “dont fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
Dont dare to write abuses about Rajnikant over any forum! He receives sms of every message
which bears his name, before message gets posted on the forums.
The real agenda behind President Obama visit was to exchange all US army, air-force and naval
force with Rajnikant, but Indian govrnmnt refused to give Rajnikant, even at the offer of US
Nuclear missiles.
when God gets fear, He exclaims “oh my Rajnikant!”
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Mad Race MADRAS says:
President Obama likes to be firendly to India becuase he is sure there is Rajnikanth here who
will make India weak .
Rajnikanth sat on hot seat and his rear started to burn .
Osama is not caught because he is hiding under Rajnikanth mask.
Do you know why Rajnikanth doesnt eat idli dosa in public ? Because he doesnt want another
joke about him eating idli dosa .
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3. @nk!t says:
grammeratical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call
rajni call THE rajnikant.
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punjabiportal says:
December 5, 2010 at 5:15 am
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4. @nk!t says:
rajnikant has no brain shock : bcoz nam hi kafi hai THE rajnikant. his intelegency prove by name
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5. Aniket kalokhe says:
Once rajnikant got a chance to sit on hot seat in kbc…the computer requested to give life lines for
selecting quetions for rajnikant…mind it
dr.Aniket Kalokhe
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punjabiportal says:
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6. Rita says:
Rajnikath Spit(saliva) missed only Once in a life time………..Aimed at leaf worn by Eve’s but fell
in Adam’s Ass thus ………..Pakistanis were born
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punjabiportal says:
Please do not submit racist remarks.
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Rohit Singh.. says:
Awesome one.. Appreciate this.. LMAO!
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7. nihilist says:
Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.
Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of rajnikanth… porcupines find him even
scary.
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punjabiportal says:
Added these two with your name.
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8. Parag says:
The sight of Meteors and Comets in the sky are nothing but an optical illusion..!
Rajnikant still likes firing Rockets every Diwali from the terrace of his home…:)
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9. Gunjan says:
When Zandu baam is in pain it Rubs Rajnikant baam – Rajnikant maliyea kaam pe chaliyea :)
Rajnikant can take pill after sleeping and before getting up.
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10. GGJJ says:
Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki…
Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki….. Aur Rajnikanth
ne………………… Agarbatti mein :)
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punjabiportal says:
Really. Our respect for Rajnikant is growing day by day.. Added this one with your name :D
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11. Sandeep says:
1. Once Rajnikant n small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses d game inspite having 3 ACES.
Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
2. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient
comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’
and kidney starts functioning.
3. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a
distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.
4. Even gajani remembers rajni.
5. Intel’s new caption- RAJNIKANT inside
6. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
1. This 1 also will be understood well by medical person. Once HIV entered into RAJNIKANT’S
body. U know wht happened aftr dat..?? obviously yaar, now HIV is taking ART(Anti Rajnikant
Thearpy)…
2. Once rajnikant gave medical entrance exam And Finally he understood his limits.
3. At last rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked
the examiner to come back after preparation.
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punjabiportal says:
Some of these facts have been added wit your name.
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12. Arun Prasad says:
if ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him.
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punjabiportal says:
Lucky you if he notices you :D Added this one
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13. Sandeep says:
1. Harry Potter whispered something in Voldemort’s ears & Voldemort died on d spot. What do u
think he said..? Rajnikanth is back.B-)
2. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened.
Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came
third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.
3. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to
anyone else..!! Mind it..
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Ali says:
good 1..!!
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punjabiportal says:
Added to the list
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14. ssumanth says:
1. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!!
2. It was rajnikant who threw a stone at an apple tree and an apple fell on Isaac Newtons head.
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punjabiportal says:
Added the first one with your name.
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15. vikram says:
rajnikant once exploded his toy ball in space, that is now known as big bang
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16. neeraj says:
i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
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bobbysandhu says:
HA HA HA HA HA HA.. Brilliant
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Sandeep says:
Haha haha fabulous
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17. Mojo Jojo says:
The Entire Movie ANACONDA was shot in Rajnikanth’s PANTS…..!!!!!!!
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punjabiportal says:
Funny, but we wont add it
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18. fenil says:
once rajnikant left sum toys near gateway of india

now dat place is known as ESSEL WORLD
y has obama come 2 india

dnt know?
2 gv all his military,economy,political power &
take away RAJNIKANTH
once rajnikanth participated in a race

and obviously he came 1st
bt einstien died of it coz
LIGHT CAME 2ND
once aphoto of rajnikanth was given 2 xerox and just imagine we got 2 xerox machines
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19. dollysandhu says:
One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
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punjabiportal says:
Added it
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20. Ali says:
Once dianasaur borrowed some money from Rajnikanth and refused to return.
That was the last day sm1 has seen a dianasaur.
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21. mayur says:
all the jobs of IT company”s are done by RAJNIKANT SO WE ARE ………still jobless…..
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22. Sayan says:
What is rajnikant’s fart called?

.
.
Rajnigandha.
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23. Aaqif H says:
The solar eclipse is nothing but , the sun hiding behind the moon in fear of rajnikanth!!
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24. Maddy says:
1. There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant.
2. Once Rajnikant lent some money to the dinosaurs who did not return it. Since that day, no one
knows where the dinosaurs vanished.
3. When we are shocked, we say – “Oh my God!” When God is shocked, he says – “Oh my
Rajnikant!”
4. Once Rajnikant wrote a cheque. The bank bounced!
5. Earth’s revolution is nothing but Rajnikant playing Merry-Go-Round.
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punjabiportal says:
Mot of these have already been submitted
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25. Abhinav says:
: Diwali Wishes you “Happy Rajnikant”…
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26. Mrugesh says:
No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth coz he is here before time existed
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punjabiportal says:
Time is irrelevent when it comes to Rajnikant :D Added your fact
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27. Amit Gauba says:
1. There is only one Can’t for Rajni: Rajni”Kant”

2. Rest all things in Universe is what Rajni Can do.
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28. kishan says:
rajni can handle “ATMIYA”…….
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29. Aaruni Parimal says:
Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.
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punjabiportal says:
So Rajni started Piracy? jesus…. Added your Fact with your name :D
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30. Verappan says:
December 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
1. Rajnikanth copyrighted Rajnikanth name so that there can be no Rajnikanth Jokes.

2. Rajni doesnt believe there is anything called education there is only one thing and thats Rajni .
3. Rajnikanth didnt do the 2G scam how can innocent kid do a scam ?
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31. Faisal says:
Rajnikant is 20 yrs older than his father and 10 yrs younger than his son…!!
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32. siddharth says:
when einstein discovered the formula of e=mc2 he was very happy to know that he was he first one
to do so but later rajnikant stated that he had discovered this in his first standard!!
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33. Lovely GoldStar says:
Rajni Fact
1.Voldemort fears to call Rajnikanth by his name.
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34. Ali says:
In childhood Rajnikanth have thrown some stones in Ocean.

Today they are called Sri Lanka.
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35. varun krishna says:
ISRO doesnt exist anymore…RAJNIKANTH purchased all the rocket for diwali…
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Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:

Punjabiportal Facts of Rajnikant

Facts submitted by the readers of this article:

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! - by Ankit Shukla

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol - by TJ

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! - by TJ

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. - by Vivek Singhania

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. - by Pras

14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. - by Prabh

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. - by Abbas

23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired - by Abbas

34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. - by Arpit Rathi

56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping. - by Sushil

60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads. - by Pratik Raval

69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. – by Pratik Raval

86. Even gajani remembers rajni. - by Sandeep

87. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar - by Sandeep

The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant

2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.

3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

Rajnikant Vs the Computer World

1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

3. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com

6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

General facts about Rajnikant

1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

63. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

64. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.

65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

70. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.

71. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.