SOME THINGS I’VE LEARNED

SINCE
“THEY” AND “THEM”
BECAME
“WE” AND “US”
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We’ve always been wearing the same uniform
“Elder” is not synonymous with “infallible”
It would help to be a trained juggler
The Maytag repairman would have a heart
attack during the first month
When you’ve seen one,
you have not seen ‘em all
Shepherding is a wooly job
Sheepdogs cannot do the job of shepherds
Board rooms are not as effective as living
rooms, family rooms, or dining rooms
It is almost impossible to push a string
You can lead a horse to water,
but you can’t make him drink
She’s not behind me;
she’s alongside me