~ Rishwat khore Police~

Ali

Junaid

Farhan

( Farhan soya hoa ha …, junaid A ky us ko jagata ha )

JUNAID: sir oh sir jee utho utho ……..!

FARHAN: hain hain kya hoa kya hoa pher kahen bomb photo gya
ha ??

JUNAID : oh niahi nahi sir jee

FARHAN : hain agg lag gai ha fair ??

JUNAID : oh nahi nahi sir jee

FARHAN : pher sadar ny kursi chor de ha ??

JANAID : oh nahi nahi sir jee

FARHAN : oh haan pher teri bhaBi a gai ha yahn ????

JUNAID : oh nahi sir jee kuch V nahi hoYa

oh sir jee MURGHA aya ha …….!!

FARHAN : oh hann hannnn MURGHA ha han ly aaa

 JUNAID : sir jee wow ala MURGHA nahi ,pent tie wala murgha :D

FARHAN : ayyy bari bhook lagi ha

(pait per hath phairty hoy ).

JUNAID : oh sir jee haRam khany wali machine band karo ty meri
gall sunoo .

FARHAN : han han .. ja ja ly k aa pher us ko MURGHA :-D

Oh khalid ya bta ky main officer lag Bhi raha honk y nahi …??

JUNAID : oh han han sir jee ,tusi ty qatlana badsha lag rahy ho ….. ;)

FARHAN : oh yani main sadr-E-pakistan lag raha hon :-D

JUNAID : han han woi woi .

FARHAN : oye chal ubi meri tareef na kar na ja k Us MURGHAY ko

bula k la , ain to TO dekhon k pent wala MURGHA
kasa hot ha ;) .

(Junaid or Ali farhan k pass aty hoy ).

JUNAID : aGgan ho oye ….

FARHAN : han baei ya ha murgha oh hooo ….. :O han bai bara suna
MURGHA ha ya to … han bai anDa dy leta ha tooo ??

ALI : nahi sir jee

FARHAN : han phir AZAN to dy E sakta ho ga tu baiii …… :O

JUNAID : oh nahi sir es ke tie to dekhen na ya tie wala murgha ha ;))

FARHNA : oh han hann ..

Han bai es ny kya kiya ha

ALI : oh sir jee ….

FARHNA : oh ap chup rahen … !!

Han bai ap btao

(junaid sy )

JUNAID : oh sir jee na to …..

ALI :oh ………

FARHAN  :tusi qanoon dy agy boldy hoo ……

JUNAID : han tusi sir k agy bolty ho .ap ko nahi pta sir bohat gussy
waly hain

Koi aven police main nahi a gay…

FARHAN : han han das yar khalid eNO …..

JUNAID :oh sir sadhy metric fail ny

FARHAN: oh khlid main yahn rishta dekhny nahi batha jot u aNo das
rya hai…

Han btao k es mughy ny kya kiya ha ??/

JUNAID : oh sir je es k pass gari to ha per book nahi ha …….etc

FARHAN : han jee tusi ty mujrim ho pher

Talashi ly oye khalid es ke .

(junaid ali ke talashi leta ha )

FARHAN : es ke to sakal e mugrim wali ha oye …. Khalid es ko band

kar dy ander .

JUNAID : sir jee es ke pocket sy ya form nikla ha

FARHAN : han ya kya ha oye

(form ly k khalid ko wapis deta ha )

Oye khalid to par yara mejhy to parhna E nahi atta na ;))

JUNAID : han do mejhy ….pta nahi kahn kahn sy a jaty hain police
main bharti hony parna to atta e nahi ha or officer ban k robe calty
hain hum per

(gussy sy )

FARHAN : oye oye khalid ya likha ha form main ……??

JUNAID :sir je ya to main ap ke tareef kar raa tha ;))

Form to kisi uni ka lag ra ha

FARHAN : hank on C uni ha ya ??

JUNAID : sir ya to wohi uni ha .jis ke seriyan bohat zyada hain or uni
start hoty e khatam ho jati ha

FARHAN : chor oye es ko to talashi ly es ke ……

(appas main rishwat ke bat karty hoy …….fix kar lety hain ..ali ub farhan
ko rishwat deta ha )

FARHAN : hain hain ya to apna e banda ha chord y khalid es ko :D

(ali ub wapic jata ha ,farhan or khalid apas main kuch bat karty hain ,

ali wapic atta ha or )

(apna card dekhata ha or ….)

ALI : ya kya darama ha han ??

(farhan or khalid khary ho jay hain ..sharminda )

ALI : ap log yahn per ya kar rahy hain …..???

Hum n yap ko department main es liy rakha ha

(gussy sy ..)

k ap log riswat len …..

ap log qanNon ko chalany wali hain or ap E qaNoo tor rahen hain

jab ap e juram Karen gy to pher juram ko maShry main phalny sy koi

nahi rook pay ga

awam es liy apny gharon main aram sy soti ha k ap log jag rahy hoty
hain ……

un ke rakhwali Karen gy ….. un ke jan maal ke hifazat Karen gy …….

Un Ky haQook un ko delany main un ke madat karen gy …..

Ya ha ap logon ke asliay k ………ap log ……..

Siraf chand logon ke waja sy, tum jasy logon ke waja sy aj ya

department etna badnam ha aj …….. lanat ha tum per …..