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Composition 102-110
Larry Neuberger
30 January 2011
Lars Eighner’s “On Dumpster Diving” charmingly relates his experience spent
scavenging countless dumpsters for food and the occasional discarded treasure. Moreover,
Eighner deftly contrasts his seemingly simple philosophy of conservation and waste against that
of the privileged, improvident mindset of the middle and upper classes. Because of Eighner’s
often humorous approach to storytelling, he repeatedly pontificates about the imminent dangers
one would face on a regular basis. To illustrate, Eighner relates that botulism, while uncommon,
is a real possibility. He continues on to say, “Most other forms of food poisoning seldom do
lasting harm to a healthy person, but botulism is most certainly fatal and often the first symptom
is death” (359). Despite these certain risks, Eighner clearly prefers his chosen way of life when
compared to that of the average person, even going so far as to compare his mentalities to that of
a wealthy person. That is, much like the upper-class businessman, he knows there is much to be
had given where he has come from and that between them are “the rat-race millions who nightly
scavenge the cable channels looking for they know not what” (369).
Eighner, Lars. "On Dumpster Diving." Power of Language; Language of Power. Comp. United