This is a story stating that we must not drive to late at night and always not

be scare if u are not wrong.

(…Phua chu kang is driving on a motorcycle at night ..)

Phua : Walau..If I know I going to chat and eat so long .. I would have packed
my food already..
Pembonceng : Told you already .. see now motor also cannot withstand both
of our weight.
Phua : OOi what do you mean ?? I stop here and put u down here wan or
now ?
pembon : okok ..soli soli lo ..OOOIII infront !!!!

(…………..BANG…!!!!!..............)
Fall down on the floor

Phua : wahlau .. U la keep talking to me !!

Ponem : what i just say sorry !!!
Phua : ai yo .. .. now what should we do ?

(…………….suddenly victim walk up …)

And drop into phua hand

Phua ;;AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!! pengsan~
ponhvb: ooi ~! (…..Slap him ..)
Phua : Ah !! what happen !!??? Look at the victim ~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~pengsan
pon : alamak …. Ok I this time I’m going to slap harder….
phua : (…going to slap harder..) ah…(..tiok slap ..)…ouch !!!! mango la
you !!!
pon : wat I tot u not going to wake up …
phua : now what !???
ponnhj: Ai ya we bring him bak first …
phua : bring bak ?? how ?? ..hai ya we drag him all the way bak ..

(……………….drag pon out of the class…. )

(….in the house …)

Phua : wane check his identity card ?

ponhgf : Hm.. good idea..
Phua m: ..Andy …. HUH~!!??? What the …Durian ?!!??
ponghj : what la durian .. what’s wrong ?
Phua : this is my patient last year Mr.Andy !!!
poonn: oh….who is that ?
phua : (…like going to fall down…)
Andy: ah… what happen …
poo: he is waking up ! thank god !
Phua : (punch him)
andy : (pengsan)
Pon : ooi !!!
phua : we must thinking how to settle him before he wake ..!
pon.. hmm true…

(…..thinking ..)

Phua : dono leh … never mind since he is my ex-patient, I may can settle
this ..
Andy : ahh.. what happen .. whr is my hamburger ??
pon : I eat already ~
Andy : ZZZZ..hey a’rent you the doctor that make me transform me into a
women !!!
phua : ahh.. hehe ..ya..
andy : You !! I going to sue you for eating hamburger and knocking me !!
Pon: what I hungry ma !!
Phua : never knock ok ??!! anyway you also don’t have any witneses..also !!!

(..Suddenly … Tiu Lin open the class room door …)

Phua :hey ..
pojn: isn’t that ..
Andy : Chio Min Head master ??
HM : yup indeed I am … now already what time already still never open the
light ??
(…light opened..)

Hm: (look around ) who is Dr. phua chu kang !?

phua : err… ME ?
hm: haha ..i caught you now !!!!last night I saw you knock the person there
and drag him until here !!
andy : ah-ha ! now I have a witness..!!!
Phua : hai ya ..HM ar .. don’t help him la !!
hm : hmm.. at least you give some … $$$$
phua : worst to the worst .. I ask me son register into your school and I pay
more for the PIBG lo.
HM: ok it’s a deal !!
phua : u may get out of here .. and close the door ..TQ
pHUA : now what are you going to do .. hahahahaha!!!
Andy : I going to sue you for eat my hamburger .. this time I have prove !!
phua : whr let me see ? haha
Andy : (…receipt …) and I have the person that serve me the hamburger ‘s
phone number !!
phua : what !!!!
pon : oh shit …
Phua : NO !!!!!!
andy : huh.. so long !
phua : Andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u forget your
identity card !! (..chase him out of the class …)