The Office of the Anthropollywog Subject Research

subsequently referred to as ASR, takes note that

a Proposal for Study of The Genera of ANthropollywog
has been Received by this Office, March 1, 2011.
The goal of the proposed study is to Determine
The ambiguous mating behavior of Anthropollywogs
“Engaged” in Asexual Reproduction. Of note was an
Occurrence during which Two Male Species claiming
Humanistic knowledge of Art and History were seen
To be Traversing the Pit of Profuse Inanity and Shame
Which landmark is noted by Toxic Off-Fumes of no
Pathological affect on said two Genera: the Segallywog
and the AnteAnusWog. Theoretical literature alludes
to the possibility that the phenomenon of striding in
common bowel movements simultaneous with a series
of rites of mutualistic finger-intercourse throughout
the mating of mental copulation of ANthropollywog
epenilestomies. Historically, the fingers are introduced
without use for dilation which proceeds by natural
course in gastrosexual reproduction fluids: thus
love juices may be equally exchanged via short range
as well as ambulatory replenishment. At equal and
opportune junctures in the lifecycle of its feces,
the ANthropollywog is prone to exhibiting scales.
In the interests of its mutuating mutation of shitpiles
exchanged via mental bacteria, each of these toxic
entities becomes immuned through polywogmorphological
adaptation. One clear signal of its ANthropopo
potency is the appearance of co-authored tomes
the anthropollywog has selected the next Art to disrepute
with its pestulent prodigious poop and Diarrhea evidence.