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    The document contains several short passages on various topics, including: - Someone thinking about a person they want to be with romantically - A mystery in math about the unknown value 'x' - A job posting for a 'true friend' - A joke about a boy and soap - A riddle about a car seat belt - A joke about a husband's horse calling his wife - A joke about a man jumping out of a window after his wife shouts - A joke about a witness giving incorrect name testimony - A comparison of a husband and wife to body organs - A joke about why women's names start with W - A sarcastic exchange between a confident husband and

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    The Biggest Mystry of Maths: 1000s of Years Passed, Millions of Theories Derived, 100s of Formulae Made But Still .. X Is Unknown!!!!!!

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    Gayanga Senanayake
    The document contains several short passages on various topics, including: - Someone thinking about a person they want to be with romantically - A mystery in math about the unknown value 'x' - A job posting for a 'true friend' - A joke about a boy and soap - A riddle about a car seat belt - A joke about a husband's horse calling his wife - A joke about a man jumping out of a window after his wife shouts - A joke about a witness giving incorrect name testimony - A comparison of a husband and wife to body organs - A joke about why women's names start with W - A sarcastic exchange between a confident husband and

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    Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U

    Only n only U

    And only U

    Now I m thinking abt V


    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Tonight i ll think abt W X Y & Z…!!
    I want u …
    To be with me In a nice Restaurant
    To have candle light dinner…. &
    to say those sweet three words to U….
    “Pay The Bill”

    The Biggest mystry of Maths:


    1000s of years passed ,

    millions of theories derived ,

    100s of formulae Made but still……..

    ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!
    Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
    “PART OF LIFE”,

    But smiling in all those situations is called


    “ART OF LIFE”.

    Vacancy Post-True Friend.


    Eligibility-Loving & caring
    Duty-To love
    Experience-Not required.
    Salary- Never Ending Love.
    Joining-Immediately.
    Are you interested…

    In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!


    You Know whose that boy?
    Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
    Dirty people always think dirty.
    A Short thing
    It gets Longer
    when U hold it
    N pass between
    women Breasts
    N enters into
    A hole
    What is it?
    1 min 2 think!

    Car Seat Belt


    U dirty mind.

    A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan


    Husband:What was THAT 4
    Wife:I found a paper in ur pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
    Husband:I played RACE last week a & Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
    Wife:Sorry!
    Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
    Husband:Why?
    Wife:ur Horse PHONED!

    Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night


    and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

    Man gets up, jumps out of the window,


    hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
    .
    Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband
    said to you when he woke that morning?
    Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?

    Lawyer: And why did that upset you?


    Witness: My name is Susan.

    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.


    Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails.
    If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

    You know why women starts with ‘W’…


    because all questions start with “W”.. !
    Who ?
    Why ?
    What ?
    When ?
    Which ?
    Whom ?
    Where ?
    &
    Finally Wife..!!!

    Confident Husband: “When I am gone you will never find another man like me”.

    Wife Sarcastically: “What makes you think I would want another man like you!”

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