FEMALE SELF-ESTEEM

As we grow older, women gain weight. This

happens because we accumulate a lot of
information in our heads.
And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much
information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that
information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire
body. Now I understand it all …..….
I’m not overweight!!

I’m not fat!!

I’m smart!!

VERY
smart!!
FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT
WOMEN ALL OVER THE
WORLD …..
Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good
Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to
someone you believe fits this description.

Don’t return it to me though;

I’ve already received it and I
know I’m great. But lets not
forget the following…..:
Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention
of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for
Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big
piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other,
With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling …..

BOY, What a
Ride!!!!!!
 YES SIR!!
WE ARE PERFECT ….
Because:

-We don’t go bald.

-We have an international day, and

a national day too.

-We can use pink as well as blue.

We always know our kids are ours.

-We have priority in a

shipwreck.

-We don’t pay the bill.

We’re the first hostages to go free.

-If we are cheated on,

we’re the victims .

-If we cheat, the men are

The ones with the horns.
We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be
labeled as homosexuals.

-We can pay attention to

several things at a time.
-The wife of a President is
the First Lady, What is the
husband of a female
President?
If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers;

If a man decides to do a
woman’s job, he’a a fag.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does,
AND WEARING HEELS…!!!
Send this to all of the great women you know

And to all men you believe are capable of

acknowledging it...
HAVE A
GREAT
DAY!