NARENDRA BHARADIYA

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas paas hota hai..

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te, kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te, kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili .. .
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Chand par kaali ghata chaayi to hogi,

Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai

Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai
Isliye apko Kutta katega

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.

Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.
MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji
kapde kyoin nahi pehnte the?
CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi
us time ke salman khan the!!

Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai
maano Shhhsss. ..KOI Hai se bhoot nikal aaya hai .

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain .
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye,

Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai,
Ab to naha lo

Marne par humain janat mile na mile,

Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile,
SmS karne main kasar mut chorna
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar mobile mile na mile

Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte

Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain
Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil he Nahi Namumkin Hain

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya.

Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai?
Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,

laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya ..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai

main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.

KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE

CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE
CHAND TO TUM HO HI
SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE

Jise samjha Leher Pepsi

Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla

Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,

Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli

Log ishq karte hain,

Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya.

Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,
piche BAITH.
Taxi me CHALAUNGA

Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,

Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan; abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Plz don t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
Have a nice foolish day ahead .

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hi kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan .

Pagal 1: me is Mental Hospital me Naya hu,

Muje pagalo Ke Sardar Se milna Hai,
Pagal 2: ssshhh.....Chup, Sardar S.m.s padh Rahe Hai....

Bijli + Badal = Savan Aaya,

Barat + Baza = Dulha Aaya,
Phol + Nazre = Vasant Aaya,
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago Pagal Aaya.....

Mosam Badli Thandak Thai gai,

Tamara S.M.S vina Zindgi Bechen Thai Gai,
Tame Bhuli Gaya So amne Ke Pasi,
Tamari S.M.S ni Sckim Puri Thai Gai 6e.......

Na messege Na Phone Na Picture Na tone,

aab bane firte Rahete Ho Don,
Jab Number Diya tha tab Kahe te The Roj Karenge Phone,
Or Aab Kahete Ho "HUM AAPKE HAI KON"....

Tari Yaad Ave to Tara Msg Vachu 6u,

Tane Malvu Hoy to Mara dil ne samjavu 6u,
Taro Avaj sambhal Vo hoy To Kutara Ne Ptthar Maru 6u.....

Baharo Ful Barasavo Mera Mehbub Aya Hai,

Hotho Pe Mahek or Gale Me muskan Laya Hai,
zise rhi pani ki Alarji vo aaj LUX thi Naya Hai........

Majnu ko Lele Ka msg Nahi Aaya,

Majnu ne 2 Dino Se khaya Nahi Hai,
Majnu Betha Hai Lela k pyar Main or
Lela bethi Hai msg FREE hone Ke Intzar Main.....

Agar Aap
98% Akele Hai,
24% Tension Me Hai,
98% Muskil Main Ho,
39% Miss kar Rahe Ho,
07% Dukhi Ho,
To in Sub Aankdo Ko Mila Kar Dial Kijiye aapka Problem Sol Ho Jayenge....

Arz kya hai Aapke Chehre Pe ,

Udasi aur Ankho me nami nahi,
TATA NAMAK Istemal karo aap me Iodin Ki Khami hai.....

Mohabbat insan ki Zarurat hai,

Dilo Par Mohabbat Ki Hakumat Hai,
aap Ki Dosti Ki wazah Se Rukhe he,
Warna..DHOOM 3 me hamari Zarurrat hai......

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aansu Nikle to Aankh Meri ho ,

Dil apka dadake To dhadkan Meri ho.
Rub kare hamari Dosti Itani Gaheri ho,
Jute aapko Pade or Galti Meri ho,,,,,,

Dhere dhere apna ban gaya koi,

Pyar se suhane sapana dikha Gaya ko,
Ye Khuda Pyar Hi he Ya Fir se CHUNA laga gaya koi,,,,,,,,,,,