Na Tere Kam Ka

Na Mere Kam Ka
N Duniya K Kam Ka
N Kisi Aur K Kam Ka
Usne Dil Diya Muje 10gram ka
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Bnta-Teri biwi ko car chahiye thi
Tune use diamond ring kyu di?
Snta-Main nakli car kaha se lata?
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Santa:Who are happiest creatures on earth?
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Banta: Elephants,unke daant hamesha bahr rhte h

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New propasal
Boy:-Kya main aapka Addres jaan sakta hu?
Girl:-Q?
Boy:-1 din baraat lekar aani he
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Tuj me Rab Dikhta Hai Yara me Kya Karu ?
?
?
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Kuch Nahi Bhai Rs.10 ka Nariyel fod uspar.
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Hrithik:Aaj mere pas 4 caRs hai,3 bikes hai,mobile hai,banglow hai,farm house ha
i tumare pas kya hai?
Abhishek:Mere baap k sar pe Baal he
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Agr Tujh Me HimaT H
To KuTub-MINAr Ko HiLa Kr Dikha
Aur AgR Nhi

To Mere Paas BaiTh

Do GhoonT Maar Aur KuTub MINAr Ko HilTa Hu Dekh
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If a baby is born in
Africa
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby's teeth

y U waste this much

time
How will a new born
baby hav Teeth
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Just 2 poeple are happy in this world
1st is MAD
Other is CHILD
Be mad to achieve what u desire
&
be a child to enjoy what u have.!!
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Planing 4 movie
2morow.R u free?Give me call
if yes

tum apne TV pe
dekna,me apne TV
Pr

if no

parso fir program

bnaenge
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Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"

Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA..
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WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu
SANTA: Mai b to baap banne wala hu.
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Waqt Dar Waqt Ek Ehsaas Rakhna
Lamha Har Lamha Ye Aas Rakhna
Bhula Na Sakenge Hum Kabhi Aapko
Lekin
Aap B Hamari Yaade Apne Pass Rakhna.
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1 Aap Sundar,
1 Apke Nain Sundar,
in Nainon Ko Aise Mtkaya Na Karo
Kya Huva Agr Hum H Aap Se Jyada Sundr
Hame Dekh K Nzre Jhukaya N Karo
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santa:o yar
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya
Waha suchmuch admi ko kat rahe thy
banta:o tu konse theatre gaya tha
santa:Operation theater
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Santa ko DRIP Lgi Thi. Jab DRIP Khtm Hone Lgi To Usne Apne Bhai Se Kaha- Jao Sis
ter Ko Bula Lao.
Wo 3 Din Bad Punjab Se Apni BEHAN le aya
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Heer-
Me tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, loot gai, ruswa ho gai,..
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Ranza-
To me kaun sa Bank manager ban gaya hu.
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Teacher-Batao "A" Ke Baad
Kya Ata He?
Student Thinks Hard And Says...

"Kya Bolti Tu!"

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Khuda Se Scooter Manga to BYK Mila
Ghar Manga to Bangla Mila
Phone Manga to Mobile Mila
5Lac Manga to Apka Adress Mila
to
Kab Lene Aau?
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SHOLAY 2009 Viru:Basnti in Kutto k samne mat Nachna
Basnti:Xcuse Me Mr.Who d Hell r U 2 Order Me lik dis?U Stupid!
Hey Gabbar!Play DJ Yaar
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Snta: 1 khush KHABAR hy,MERE biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya!
Bnta: or BURE khabar
Snta: O ek SAPNA tha!
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Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi
Gawah:Agr Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota
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Beta Kapde Q Phad Rhe ho
Papu-Bapu ne kha h jb tk Ye kapde nhi phatenge tb tk naye kpde nhi milenge
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Y snta afrid
2 drink water aftr eatig fish?
coz
he thought dt fish will start 2
swim in his stam
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Teachr:Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi
Teachr: Nhi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
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GFrend
MeraBcha
MraLadla
tum MujhSe Shadi Kroge?
BoloBaby
BF:Tm Muje Propos Kr Rhi Ho
Ya Adopt
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Santa:Ghar me aag lag gayi-2
Banta:Mujhe kya?
Sa:Bevkoof!Tere ghar me lagi H
Ba:Fir Tujhe kya
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Police arestd me for killing a girl
I just asked her WILL u MARRy ME?
or wo khusi k mare mar Gyi
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A deadly PJ, nt 4 the weak hearted ppl
Ek saap ne mujhe
DUS diya
Maine use 5-5 ka chhutta diya
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Tchr-Zinda rhne k liye kia chez Zruri h
Snta-Zinda rhne k liye teri Qasam
1 mulaqat zaruri h sanam
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what will be the girls name born on 1st of april?

guess

guess

Phoolandevi.
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Kabhi Kabhi
Wah Wah
Kabhi Kabhi
Wah Wah
Arey agey bhi to bolo
chhodo Phir Kabhi.
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Sham aate hi Dipak jal utha

Qki
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Sham k sath Dipak ki girlfriend bhi thi

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FACT- What is the Heaviest burden of life..?
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AN EMPTY POCKET.
jai
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Mera Dost Sunday k din JhAkAs nazar ata h
WAH WAH
or Aye b kyo na wo sirf isi din to nahta he
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Twinkle-2 Jat di car
Khadke glasi in d bar
Punjbi Bhngra te
Chicken Fry
Alway Talli
Never Cry
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Q:- If d Birth Date On Ur Birth Certificate
Was Rubbed Off,Then What Wud B Ur Name?
A:- Umar Gul
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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo me nami hai
National namak istimal kr
tujhme iodeen ki kami hai.
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Snta:Muze SHANTi chaheya,tum chup raho
Biwi roti hue:tumhe shanti chaheya thi to mre s shadi Q Ki?
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Arz Kiya Hai..

In Kali_Kali Zulfo Se
Karti Ho Andhera -2
Ho Jaao TaKLi Or
Kardo Saver
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Santa is not allowed 2 travel in Helicopter.

why???

He will turn OFF d fan when cold

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Santa:Itne kam marks?Do thapd marne chahiye
Ram:papa,chalo maine us master ka ghar b Dekh Rkha H.
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Arz kiya he
Apki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi -2
Jaise naye darwaze me BUFFALO fas gayi!
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Ye shadi nhi aansha Bas itna Samajhiye -2
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EK Finayal ki Goli hai
Or Chooste Jana hai
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Is khauf se Humne Apni Motor cycle bech di..

KI Kahin khud ko na bechAna pade PETROL k liye.

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Tere pyar ka e-mail dil ko
lubhata he
par beech beech me
tere baap ka
virus Aa jata he
jai
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Worker-Why do u recruite only married men?
Boss-Coz they spend more time in office than at home!
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Phool Gir Jate Hai Jab Tum Aate Ho -2
Jara Sambhal Kar Chala Karo
Bar-2 Gamlon Se Kyu Takrate Ho.
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Pathan bathrum me betha tha
Samney likha tha
Pani ka zyada istmal kare
Wo
3 lotty Pani Pee G
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Father:Pados ki Ladki ko dekh
wo Exam me 1st aayi he
Son:Usko hi to dekhata tha
tabi to FAIL Hua
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Ae Dost
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pr Mod De,
Ishq Aur apni Girl-Friend MERE liye Chhod de.
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Pappu: Everybody cal my papa Google Singh
Geet: Why?
Papu: He always searches me everywhere!
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Tere Khubsurat Aankho Me Aansu Achhe Nhi Lagte.

Chahe Jitna B Roye Kabhi Sachhe Nhi Lagte.

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ShopKipr: mam AAp Hmari Dukan Pr 2 Mont Se AA Rhi He Pr Kuch Lita Nhi?
Mad: Chalo 100 k Cheng De Do
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Machchhar ne apni wife ko divorce de diya

bolta h, uske bachhe ki ragon me kisi aur ka khoon th

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What's the
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divorce ?
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Marriage.
jai 988
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Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisab chahti he Faraj

Jis ki khud matric me Math ki suplimentry ayi thi

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Iqrar-e-mohabbat kuch gunah to nhi he.faraj
bus pehle ye pta kr lena "Uske" bhai kitne ha
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Pati-Ye Kaisa Gobar Jaisa Khana Bnaya He
Patni-Hey Bhagvan Is Aadmi Ne Jane Kya-2 Test Kr Rkha He
Ladkiwale-hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata pita nahi ho
Pandit-aisa ladka to ICU me hi milega
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Wo Kyon

1st Kutta

Saaley, Agr bomb blast ho gaya to

tu INSAAN ki mout marega.
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Ek kutta dosre se
Oye! Aj kal jaha rash ho wha ne jaya kar

2nd Kutta
"Wo kyon?
1s
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Banta-Tumhara bhai gora or tum kale kaise ho?

Santa-Me rat ko paida hua tha or wo subah hua

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Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu
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Banta-Maaf Krna Muje Ni Pata Tha Ye Bat Gupt Rkhni
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Pathan-Ye mera door ka bhai h
Man-Dur ka me samjha nhi

Pthan-Iske or hmare darmiyan 12 bahene

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Santa: Docter saab operation k bad mere pet me sound aa raha he
Docter:Thank god mera mob mil gaya.
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Sir:Y r u late?
Boy:Bike puncture!
S:Y don't u come in bus?
B:I'm not so rich to buy a bus,
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snta:Aaj me test de k ayaa hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass
Bnta:Konsa test?
Sant:Blood Test
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Santa:
Aaj main bohat preshan hoon
aur
muje Dar lag rha hai
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Banta: Kyu? Kya hua?

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Do pyar karne
wale jangal me
kho gaye

Jngal me khoye he mobile me

kyo dund rhe ho.
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in Class
Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay?
Santa : Bahut Sochne K Baad "Lady Doctor":)
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ZRDARI Nark me YAMRAJ se:1 callkaru Pakistan?
Y:kr
Z:kitna Rs Hua?
Y:kuch nhi,NARK 2 NARk free
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maine to itna kaha tha k,barson ki piyasi hu FARAZ
kmine ne pipe muh me rakh kr motor chla di
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Larki Snta Se Tkrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry

Snta: I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nice 2 Meet u Miss sorry.
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Boy & Girl-
Before Marriage:
"Tum nahi to me b nahi
After marriage:
"Aaj tum nahi ya me nahi
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What is Ratan Tata's favorite song?

Santa-Jabse tere naina, mere NANO se laage re...

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Zindagi ishi soch mein guzar gayi faraz
Mery saare dost ullu ke patthay kyon hain.
jai
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Arz Hai
Meri Raah me itne pattay kyon hain.
Angoor jo chakhta hon wo khuttay kyon hain.
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Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut ta hai Faraz!
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Na jany kon Kameena Bathroom ki kundi laga gaya.

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faraz meray bas main nahi ab mera dil, - 2
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just chill chill just chill
jai singh
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Aaj wo date per boht hans rahi thi Faraz
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Us k jane k bad pata chala k mri Zip Khuli thi.

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Wo Bewafa na tha yunhi badnaam ho gya FARAZ..
Hazaron chahne waley they kis kis se wafa karta..
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Arz he
ye Shadi nhi Asaan Bas Itna Samajh lijiyega

Ek Finayal ki Goli hai, Or chuste Jaana Hai

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Balon me haath phair ke poocha us ne Faraz,

Tum ne Head & shoulder lagaya hai ya Painteen!

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Ye lazmi nahi k hum ko har din yaad karo FARAZ...

Magr bhool jao Iss ki bhi ijazat nahi tumhen.

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Intrviewer:Wht Did U Do B4?
Snta:I Was In Army
Int:How Long Were U In Army?
S:5 Foot 8 inch
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Kaise ajeeb loog hai tere shehar main Faraz

Shoq-e-mulaqaat to rakhte hai, magar baat nahi krte

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Us ne apne pyare hathon se ayse khelaya Faraz...
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k

k
K sara din
TOILET" main guzra.
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China ka mobile kabi mat lena FARAZ.
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kharab ho gea to parts k liye dar-ba-dar phiro ge.
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Jokes_Star

Bhuto sa chehra tera

chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..rup tera dekh ke
kute bhi hairan hai
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Laila:main tere pyar me LUT gayi BARBAD ho gayi..
Majnu:to me konsa tere pyar me AMBANI ban gaya.
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CHOR:Apne paise nikal
MAN:I am Musarraf,President of pak
CHOR:Acha to pir hamare paise nikalo
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Main to urhti Chirhiyya ke parr gin leta hoon
"FARAZ",

Kul milla kar sirf 2 hi to hote hai

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Bnta:May gali se JaB jata HU to KUTTe muzse DAR k BHAGTE hai
Snta:Apne BOSS se to Har KOi darta HAi
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Kutta ped pe chadha.
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Aap tension mat lo
wo apne aap utar jayega!
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Bn:Tere BIWI ne MUZE 1bar line MARi thi
Sn:Tere ko sirf LINE mari he Mere ko to BAILAN C Marti He
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Mat De Hume Khush Rehne Ki Duaa Dost.
Hum Khusiya Rakht Nahi; Baant Diya Karte He.!
jai
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Snta:10 Rs ka Recharge kiye to kya milta hai?
Bnta:7 Rs TALKTIME!
Snta:Baki 3 Rs ki Choclate dedo!
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Fizao me tum ho,
hawao me tum ho,

Sach hi suna tha-

Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota
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People say.
that love is in every corner of the world.

Probably i am walking in circles.

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Mumy ye school kya hota he
Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko Loota aur bachcho ko pita jata he.
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Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan:Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon
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Dukandar:Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA:Mujhe Chalnewala Nhi Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

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Dibbe Me Dibba
DibbeMe Khargos
DibbeMe Dibba
DibbeMe Khargos
Manmohan NeAnkh Mari Soniya Behos
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E()""''()XcusE
( ' o ' ) Me
(,,)==(,,)
I'vE ClimbeD uP Ur WindoW 2 SaY
Go0d MorNinG Frnd......!!
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Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
To
Toh yaad rakho ki
Jaisi karni waisi bharni
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Nokar:
Sahab maine Machhar Maar diye hhai, ye to
unki Biwiyaan hai Jo Vidwaa ho k Ro rahi hai!:-)
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Maalik:- Abi tak tujh se machhar nahi marey?
mere kano me gunguna rahy han.
Nokar :-Sahab maine..
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\('.')/ Hands up \|/ / \
Agr apni jan pyari he to.
To
hath niche kro bhut badbo aa rhi he
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Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ.....
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Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye.
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Kisi ko paa Lena "MUHABAAT" nahi,
per kisi k "DIL" mein jaga bana Lena "MUHABAAT" hai...!
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2/2 Kisi ne kha sahib chai to peete jao.

Sardar: agr itna time hota to cycle pe na baith jata

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1/2 Sardar cycle sath le kar Bhaga ja rha tha,Raste men kisi ne kha k khaan sahi
b chai to peete jao.
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mehbuba ki yad me petrol pump pe 1 cigret hi jlayi thi
Merito Zindgi hi Badal gyi 1 Dhmake k Bad.
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Bnta-Roj mere SAPNE me 1 Ladka Scoter le k aate he,aaj nhi aaya
Santa-Scoter punchar ho Gaya Hoga.
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Banta: Tere BIWI ab KAISi dikhti HAI?
Santa: Pahele ASHWARYA dikhti THE ab WO GANGUBAI dikhti Hai
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joootha peeny se muhabbat bharti hai FARAZ....
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Yeh keh k wo meri saari pepsi pi gai.
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Wo Din-RaaT-Koi PaL Nhi
JiSme Teri Bat Nhi
Teri Yado se Maut Hame Alag Kre
Utni Maut Ki Aukat Nhi
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Pati-Tum Muje Bhari Bazar Me "A.G"Kyu Khti Ho
Biwi-Ab Me
"Abe Gadhe"
KahunGi To Kya Acha Lge Ga.
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Santa:pasina kyu
Aata hai?
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Banta:Shayad hawa khane k liye.

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Santa-"CYCLONE" kise kehte he?
Banta-CYCLE kharidne ke liye jo LOAN lete he use CYCLONE kehte he.
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Kamyab insan banne k 3 tarike
1
2
3
Bhutni k pehle insan to bn ja
pir sochna kamyab hone ko
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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:DADdy
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papu-dr.sahb apko taake lagane ate he?
dr-ha ji batao kaha lagane he
papu-ye loji chapal pe lado
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Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles
son: why?
Fathr:fir mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di.
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Father: if u pass in exams,i'll gift
u 1 cycle
Son:if i fail?
Fathr: i will gift...
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Kya me jawan ho gaya hu?
Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo Chakkey ka hai.

.......,
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Mareez Dr se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hai,
Kya mai.....
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Mom-Itni Rat ko Kaha Gaye The
Beta- GirlFrend Se Milne.
Mom-Kis Liye?
Beta-Ha Mom,Bhut kiss liye.
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Singer:Whenever I sing, UR dog starts barking

Neighbour:It is not his fault, U started it first

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If U use mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die ...
........
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What is the difference B/W mortein spray

& body spray ???????????????????????????

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Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya
Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha
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mana aap sabse ajij he
dil k sabse karib he
na koi sms na koi call
kya aap sudama se bhi garib He
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teacher: Y didn't U do ur homework?
Santa: I'm in d hostel,how can i do HOME work?
jai Singh
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Nayi Dulhan se Dulha Bola
Ab chhodo bi sharmana
Chikanguniya ka mareej hu
Jara pair to dabaana.
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Agle din kehndi ay 4+4=8,
fir kehndi ay 6+2=8.
anu aap confirm nai ty meno ki
sikhana c??
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Sardar to his Son :maths vich fail kyon hoya?
Son:kadi teacher kehndi ay
3+5=8,Agle din..
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Teacher-Change dis 'I made a mistake' 4m active voice 2 passive.

Santa:I was made by mistake.

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TEACHER to Pappu: Tumhare PaPa kya karte hai?

Pappu:Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai woh.:) ......

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'Teri talab ki had ne aisa junoon bakhsha..!

'Hum khud ko bhool bethe tujhe yaad karte - karte.

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Romance Kahan Se Shuru Hota He?
?

Nhi pta
Stupid Romance"R" Se Shuru Hota He itna b ni pta.
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Pata Hai Kaise

Mai Batata Hoo

Uski Aankh mai ungli maar kar ): ....................
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55 days agofrom Web
1/2Agr koi apko dukh de
Apko taklef de
Apko rone pr majbur kre to ap b usko rula skte he pta kaise
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55 days agofrom Web
Pyr Kro K Koi Had NaHo
Bharosa Kro K Koi Shaq NaHo
Intzr Kro K Koi Waqt NaHo
Dosti Kro K Nfrt NaH
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56 days agofrom Web
Bnta:Aaj HalfChadi Q pehni
Snta:Satrday Halfday
HalfChadi
Bnt:Sundy ko tere ghar kabi nai Aunga
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56 days agofrom Web
Meto u hi pani me ptthar phenk rha tha
Panise 1 machhli niklkr boli Ullu k patthe,Sir Phodega kya
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57 days agofrom Web
Roothna bhi doston se he
Manana bhi doston se he
Baat bhi doston se he
Misaal bhi doston se he
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58 days agofrom Web
Khushi bhi doston se he
Gham bhi doston se he
Takraar bhi doston se he
Pyaar bhi doston se he...
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Arz hai
dil-e-veeran hai teri yad he tanhai he

Beghairt Dosto Msg BhEjo ye KyA Hrampanai he

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58 days agofrom Web
Sabse Zyada Vitamin C
Mirchi Me Hota H
Yakin n Ho To Kha k Dkho
Body k Sb Part c c c c krenge
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58 days agofrom Web
Tute dil ko lekr firta ha PAPPU gali gali
Tute dil ko lekr firta ha PAPPU gali gali
Msakali Msakli
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58 days agofrom Web
Ye dosti b kya cheez he
jiske paas raho usko
yad nhi aati
aur jinse dur raho unse Mila nhi pati.
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58 days agofrom Web
Snta:Dr.muze bachalo
Dr:kya ho gaya hay?
Snta:Rat ko sapne me muze saap ne kata hay,bahut bada tha
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59 days agofrom Web
Arz he
Tere deedar k liye hmne pyar se avaj lagayi he
Aur tu hume bhikhari samaj roti leke ayi he.
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59 days agofrom Web
Waiter:Would you like your coffee black?
Santa: Oye aur kaun kaun se colors ki coffee he apke paas?
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59 days agofrom Web
Santa-ajkal kee kar rahe ho?
Banta-PGDCA
S-oh kee?
B-Papa G De Cash te Aish
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59 days agofrom Web
Nigaho ko nigaho seMila k dkho
Dil ki bat bta k dkho
Sb krib ayenge tmhare
hafta Bhar nha k dekho
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60 days agofrom Web
Tech-Bijli chamkti h
to hmko roshni phle or awaz bad me Q ati h
S-Qki hmri ankhe age or kan pichhe
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60 days agofrom Web
Bnta:Kapde Q Phad Rhe ho
Snta:Bapu ne kha h jb tk Ye kapde nhi phatenge tb tk naye kapde nhi milnga
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61 days agofrom Web
one day Santa
told Banta that
Hindustan & Bharat r on war
Bnta replied
then we hav to live India
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61 days agofrom Web
Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
apke liye Sabki Zuban pe sirf 1 hi baat-
"Maa Da laadla Bigad gaya"
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61 days agofrom Web
Santa-Bacha paida hote waqt nanga Q aata hai?
Banta-Q.ki us k pass kharidne k liye paise nai hote
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61 days agofrom Web
Mai chalty chalty thak sa gaya hoon Faraz...

Koi tou ho jo mujhe "Dew" pila de..

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2/2
Kia me jawan ho gaya hu?
Doctor: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo Chhakkey ka hai:-
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62 days agofrom Web
1/2
Mareez Dr se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hai,
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62 days agofrom Web
2/2
Ho jay agar zamane se nafrat to
WELCOME hai aapko hamare "Dosti k Darbar" main
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62 days agofrom Web
1/2
Bikta hai Ghum is duniya k bazar me
Lakhon Dard hote hain Chote se Sansaar me..
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62 days agofrom Web
Kal Raat Chaand Hu-Ba-Hu TUMHARE JESA THA ~FARAZ~,

WOHI CHAMAK
WOHI DAMAK
AUR
WOHI DOORI.
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63 days agofrom Web
Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!

Jisse time Pucho woh yehi kehta hai

Naya wala,ya Purana Wala.
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63 days agofrom Web
Tcher:Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Snta:Panee ke Bachat karta hu,Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu
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64 days agofrom Web
Hi Friend i'll be leave few days so i Cant Send send u 1 day mor msg
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77 days agofrom Web
Kabhi kabhi mere dil may khayaal ata hai
?

50 ka load ker wao to 42 ka kiyo aata hai

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77 days agofrom Web
Tere pyar ka saya hai mujh pe aesa saya,-2

wah wah

2 Minute ruk Mai Yun gaya yun AAya.

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77 days agofrom Web
Us ne 1 baar bhi mere masoomiyat ko na dekha
Faraz
Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath me
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79 days agofrom Web
2/2
Ye Sb Khuda Ki Dain Hy Bhai
Usi K Ghar Sy Utha Kr Laya Ho0n.
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79 days agofrom Web
1/2
Ye Jo Chapal May Pehn Kr Aya Ho0n
Mat Samjho K isy Chura Kr Laya Ho0n
Ye Sb .....
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79 days agofrom Web
Doctor: App k bachhe ki taang katni pdegi

Sardar:Pehle btana tha me bache ke new shoes nhi leta

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80 days agofrom Web
Oyeee
Msg bhej....
Warna Teri..?
.
.

Marzi na bhej yaar

Ghussa kyon karta hai.
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80 days agofrom Web
Sardar Blew Off D Diya & Said Happy Birth Day To Hanuman ji.
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85 days agofrom Web
1/2
santa went 2 a temple on hanuman jaynti
Pujari Gave him Aarti.

Guss what santa did?.

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85 days agofrom Web
Kala Kajal Kala Badal, kala phul Kadaai Da,
ek to mere se Kuddi Nahi Fasdi,
Duja bhoj Padhai Da!
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86 days agofrom Web
tarif k kabil hum kaha,charcha to Apki chalti h
sb kuch h Apke pas
bs sing or punch ki kami klti h
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87 days agofrom Web
Malik-Jra Dekh To,Bahr Suraj nikala Ya Nhi?
Naukar-Bahr To Andhera He.
M:to Torch Jala Kr Dekh lo
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87 days agofrom Web
Kaun Deta Hai Umar Bhar Ka Sahara E Dost,
Log To Janaze Mein Bhi Kandha Badalte Rehte Hai!"
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87 days agofrom Web
Scoreboard
India 379/10 1st inng
New Zealand 140/7
Zahir 4w
Bajji 2w
Ishant 1w
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87 days agofrom Web
Pappu:Lalaji,Detol Soap He?
Lala:Hanji He
Pappu:To apne gandhe Haath Dho Kr 250G Mung Ki dal de do
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87 days agofrom Web
Di lki Tanhai Ko Aawaj Bana Dete He
Dard Jub Had Se Gujar Jata He
To..
"IODEX" Laga Lete He
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87 days agofrom Web
Teachr;btao jo sun na ske unhe kya Khenge?
Student:usko kutta zalil kamina Kehdo usne kon sunna he
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89 days agofrom Web
jap aap sms nahi karte itna gusssa aata hai dil to karta hai chappll utar kr..

Jute pahn lu
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89 days agofrom Web
1 sardar kandhe pe tota betha k ja rha tha
Pas 1 aadmine pucha ye kon sa janwr h?
Tota bola SARDAR
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89 days agofrom Web
Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye
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89 days agofrom Web
Malik:Aj tumne rotime jayada ghi lga diya h
Naukr:Glti hogai malik lgta h mene apko apni Roti de di
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90 days agofrom Web
Best Day2
propose a
Girl is today
If she agrees
it's ur luck
if she says no
den say
APRILfool
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Jokes_Star

,////, hmmm.
( "._." )
>")("<
,,(")("),,,
Main sabse naraj hu .. mujhe koi sms nahi bhejta.
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90 days agofrom Web
Jb tum aine ke pas jate ho to khta h
beautiful-2
or jb tum aine se dur Jate ho Khta h
aprilful-2
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90 days agofrom Web
Santa: Tum mere paise kab tak lauta doge?
Karjdar: Mujse kyo poonChhte ho? Me kya jyotishi hu?
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91 days agofrom Web
Wat is d Similarity B/W
Dianasour & Sharif Ladki

Dono Ab Iss Dunia m Nhi paye jate.

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91 days agofrom Web
Teacher:Draw Digram Of Bacteria
Pappu:Here It Is
T:Where
P:can you se bacteria widout microscope
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92 days agofrom Web
Wife was teaching Grammar
Wife: 'I am Beautiful
which tense is this?

Husband past tense

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92 days agofrom Web
Santa 2 a girl:I want 2 marry u
Girl: But I'm 1year elder 2 u
Santa:No Prob.I'll marry u next year
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92 days agofrom Web
Santa-Ur son is poor in studies
Banta ; Why?
Santa;-My son failed after copying ur sons paper!!
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94 days agofrom Web
Door se dekha to
'SHER' tha

to
to

pas jana ka to
saWal hi nahi hota.
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94 days agofrom Web
'SHER' tha

to

to

to

pas jana ka to
saWal hi nahi hota
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94 days agofrom Web
PJ
Teacher: Should women have children after 35?
Smart SANTA: No!35 children are more than enough!
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95 days agofrom Web
SARDAR &SARDARNI were FIGHTING.
SARDAR says:tu SAALI KUTTI!
SARDARNI replies:tu SAALA KUTTA!
the KIDS was near them said
"mai SALE Pilla
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96 days agofrom Web
Pakistan mein Twins baby paida hue to saas boli...
"Lo batao, Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte
hein..
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96 days agofrom Web
GF-Agr Mujse Shadi Krni He To Hr hafte Mumi Ko 9kg Atta,Papa Ki Car Me 9ltr ptro
l Dlwana Hoga
BF-Acha BEHAN chlta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna
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96 days agofrom Web
Girl's father to son-in-law: Do you drink?
Son-in-law: First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation :-D
join think_possitiv
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tqdir ka gam dunya ke sitam hr hal me sehna pdhta h shikwe b zuban pr hote he kh
amosh b rhna pdhta H
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80 days agofrom Web
Pathan bathroom me betha tha
Samney likha tha
Pani ka zyada istmaal kare
Wo
3 lotte pani p gya
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81 days agofrom Web
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Kisi ko batana mat ke meine aap ko line mari hai

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81 days agofrom Web
Hum bhi kaisi qismat rakhte hain Faraz.

Zameen mili Banjar

aur dost milay Kanjar.
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82 days agofrom Web
"ZindAGi" Tu hi Bata Kaise Tujhy "Pyar" KaroOn.?

Teri Har "SaaNs" Meri Umar "Ghata" Deti hai.

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82 days agofrom Web
Ishq ke samandar me to hum bhi doob jayen.

Shrt ye he ki Titanic wali heroin shat ho

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83 days agofrom Web
Andhere Mein Kya Kya Nhi Ho Jata

KisiNe Mera Naara Khinch Dala

Gnerator ki Rassi Smaz kar.
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84 days agofrom Web
kitni der se meri Aankhain nam hain faraz!
koi to kamina hai jo piyaz kaat raha hai.
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84 days agofrom Web
Wafa ki talaash thi mujhe barson se

Bazar se jaa ke mein Kutta khareed laaya

jai 9887335929
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84 days agofrom Web
Agar tumhay koi pathar maray to tum usko phool maro,
.

Magar
.

.
Gamley k Shath
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84 days agofrom Web
2/2
yar is glass ka munh band he
Doosray ne glass uthaya or kaha
Iska to penda bhi toota hua he
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84 days agofrom Web
1/22
2 zyada aqalmand glass kharidne gaye
Glass ulte pare dekh k 1 ne kaha
Mat kharid yar is glas
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84 days agofrom Web
Usko aana hoga to khud he chala aayega FARAZ

un baith kr bathrum me zor lagane se kya Fayda

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84 days agofrom Web
Zindagi me kamyab hone ke 2 oosul-
1)

2) Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao.

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85 days agofrom Web
Iqrar-e-mohabbat kuch gunah to nhi he.

bus pehle ye pta kr lena "Uske" bhai kitne hain..

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45sAal ka Aadmi
ladki Dekhne gAya
Ladki ki MaA behosh ho gyi

hosh aya

kaarn pucha boli 25 sal pEhle

Ye mujhe b dekhne aya tha
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97 days agofrom Web
Arz kiya he
Mehfil me kahi hamare jute kho gae 2 ghar kaise jayenge
Humne kaha
Aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge k gine nhi jayenge
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97 days agofrom Web
Kaun khta he k is dunyame majbut iradewale log nhi milege
aap mere is DOST ko hi dekh lijye
dunya idhr se udhr hojaye pr ye SMS nhi krenge
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98 days agofrom Web
Santa Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Manga
Pathan Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara
Mar Kha K Santa Utha
Kapde Jhad k Bola
To Phir Me Inkar Samjhu
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98 days agofrom Web
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar are
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98 days agofrom Web
Jab tum meri taraf dekhti ho,
tum bahut hi khubsurat dikhti ho,
magar jab tum dusron ki taraf dekhti ho,
tum utni hi badsurat dikhti ho !
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98 days agofrom Web
Girl: Will U marry me?
Sardar: No. In our family,we marry only relatives.
My mom married dad.Aunt
married uncle
I'll marry only my wife
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99 days agofrom Web
1 hasina par nigah meri thahri thi
uski ankhe jhil si gahri
thi
thak gaya mai apne pyar ka ijhar krte krte
bad me pata chala vo bhri thi
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99 days agofrom Web
Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

Waah Waah

Those Who Know Me

Know Me Well

Those Who Do Not,

Go To Hell
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99 days agofrom Web
Dosti Ka Jb Koi
Pegham Ayega
Honto Pe Tera Hi
Nam Ayega
Lag Jaye Jb Tere
Damn Pe Koi Dagh
To Gbrana Mt
Akhir Surf Exel Kb
Kaam Ayega
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100 days agofrom Web
Snta behosh ho gya
Dr: ye mar gaya H
Jab Usko Jlane lge Wo uth k bola Mai Zinda hu
Wife- Chup krke pda rha
Tu Doc se zayada akalmnd hai?
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100 days agofrom Web
Biwi:Wo Mere Piche Pada Hua He
Us Din Market Me Gidgidane Laga Apni Bat Mnwane Ko
Pati:Wo Kahta Kya He?
Biwi:Kahta Hai Insurance Karwa lo
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100 days agofrom Web
Santa comes to
$chool with
1 black & 1 white shoe.
Teacher- GO
hOme & change.
Santa- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.
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101 days agofrom Web
1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana
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101 days agofrom Web
GHAJINI me Aamir Khan Ki Body Itni Jaldi kyon bni
Q K Aamir Khan 1 Bar Jim Jata Tha 15 mint bad bhul jata tha
Phir Dubara Chala Jata tha
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101 days agofrom Web

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,

hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
pyar ko tab tak pyar mat kro
jab tak pyar aapse pyar na kre
jab pyar aapse pyar kre
to pyar ko itna pyar kro k
pyar kisi aur se pyar na kre!