12 Pains of Buying Christmas Gifts

(I don't own anything including the 12 Days of Christmas Song)

-Laboratory of Dr. Weird, South Jersey Shore-

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, BEHOLD! THE DOMINO EFFECT!

Dr. Weird pushes a domino and the entire domino track follows suit

Steve: That's cool, Dr. Weird! But, why is there a plunger with dynamite?

Explosion

Dr. Weird: THAT'S WHY!

(ATHF opening)

-Aqua Teens' House, Shake's Room-

Shake: Frylock, where are my damn presents!

Frylock: I already told you Shake; you'll get them on Christmas Day!

Shake (angry, whining): But I want 'em NOW!

Frylock: Whining isn't going to get you anything Shake!

Shake: Meatwad does it all the time! And he gets what he wants!

Frylock: Well he isn't a Grade-A ass most the time, now is he?

Shake: Yes he is! And my gifts better not be that Shin-Chan crap we ended up renting!

Meatwad rolls in

Meatwad: Merry Christmas!

Shake: That does it!

Shake starts chasing him with a katana, swearing at the top of his lungs

Frylock: Will you cut it out?

Shake: What? He started it!

Frylock: Either shape up you're attitude Shake, or I'll go and tell Santa to leave you a lump of (air
horn) coal!

Frylock hovers out

-3 Hours Later…-

Commotion outside

Frylock: Dammit Shake; don't I get any quiet time to work on my computer?

He hovers outside and sees 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords are leaping, 9
ladies dancing, 8 maids are milking, 7 swans are swimming in Carl's pool, 6 geese are laying by
Meatwad, 5 gold fire rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens being shot at by Carl, 2 turtle doves
pecking the gutters, and a partridge in poorly shaped pear tree.

Frylock (angry): What the hell is going on?

Shake: You wanted me to change my attitude and I did.

Frylock: Where did you get all this?

Shake (stupidly): uh, Mexico?

Frylock: How much was all this?

Shake: About $10 million.

Frylock: $10 million? Man that's insane!

Meatwad: Yeah, if you like being pecked by doves…

The turtle doves are pecking at Meatwad's head

Frylock: Shake; what the (belch) is gotten into you?

Meatwad: Get out you retarded doves!

Frylock: MEATWAD!

Shake: Look, you won't give me my Christmas gifts, so I'm bringing Christmas here to Jersey.

Frylock: Get them out of here, before you get the cops called on us!

Meatwad (singing): Jingle bells, Master Shake smells, Frylock laid an egg—
Shake (pulls a fire ax out of no where): You'll be laying an egg when I'm done with you!

Shake starts chasing Meatwad with the fire ax a huge sack falls on Shake

Santa (from sky): Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Meatwad: Alright our presents are here!

Shake: What did I get!

An oddly shaped gift and gift tag say: To: Master Shake From: Santa Claus Shake opens it and
it's (to his surprise) a huge lump of coal

Shake: What the hell? I've been good all year!

Frylock: Santa sees all, Shake. You still haven't figured it out.

Shake: What did the cheap ass fat asshole bring you then!

Frylock: My Posmatronic and Negitronic Generators for my super computer.

Meatwad: Santa gave me a horse's hat.

Frylock: That's Carl's gift.

Carl: And I'll be thankful if you were to give me it!

Snatches it from Meatwad

Carl: Oh, and here's yours. Now get that freak show (boat whistle) off my lawn!

Carl leaves and goes in his house

Meatwad: It's a little reindeer that poops out chocolate.

Shake: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU CHEAP ASSHOLE!

(ATHF credits, but with 12 Days of Christmas playing)