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MUPPETS FASHION ADVICE Interviewed by raving reportcat, Mr. Mistofolees

lead. The lead is from WoofandMeow (fig.2), an amazing company helping dogs and cats alike to accessorise according to their shape and colour schemes. There is a whole range of different designs and I strongly advise that everyone look at their website and then brainwash their slaves to get The Perfect matching collar and lead.

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Figure 2 The W&M lead

In the beginning of August, I had the privilege to meet Fashion Guru Muppet Stavert herself (fig.1). She arrives with her Slaves and sweeps into the dining room, sheds her lead and sits in front of me, filing her claws. What can I say, Stoff, she says, its not easy being beautiful like me. I, in fact, have won Most Beautiful and Amazing and Clever and Fashionable Tibetan Terrier 3 years running. Its no big deal, Im just a natural at being Beautiful and Amazing and Clever and Fashionable, so winning the competition came as no surprise. I do, however, have a few tips for my many fans. I ready myself excitedly, THE Muppet Stavert was about to convey her tips to

Figure 1 Muppet - Fashion Guru

Figure 3 The Magno Mutt Collar

Figure 4 Wonderful me!

me and all Stoffragettes. Well firstly, a dog simply MUST have the right accessories. I myself have the best collar and

All are made in Britain and made to order. They were first created by a Slave who wanted the best for her Masters and so created her own line of fabulous clothing. I noticed however that Muppet wasnt wearing a WoofandMeow collar and was only using a W&M lead. When I asked her about this she shook her mane of beautiful fur and laughed. That, dear Stoff, is my next tip. For mature doggies like me with aches in our joints, use MagnoMutt collars (fig.3) to help with arthritis. It is a special sort of magnet which puts back the spring in my step and makes me feel like a puppy again! They unfortunately dont have a website but you can get them

from Amazon. Now Stoff, my third and final tip to looking your best is that a feather boa goes with EVERYTHING. To demonstrate this, Muppet put hers on right away and showed me, and golly, it does make one look fabulous! Muppet selflessly agreed to doing a photo shoot with our slaves so I can show all Stoffragettes how beautiful one looks in a feather boa. I tried it on too (fig.4) and felt instantly younger, I also decided that Prized Slave needed fashion help and I put it around both of us and she looked instantly better (fig.5). All in all, a wonderful day, and I feel much more knowledge-able about fashion!

Figure 5 Prized Slave and Me

The kennel competition has been extended by Fiona and would like entries in by the end of the month for her to judge them. Design a kennel suitable for Stoff with lots of suitable gadgets! Send entries to: alderf@helkats.com please. Please keep sending things in for the newsletter to stoffragettes@live.co.uk thank you!

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SEPTEMBER 2011 Issue 11

WOMBLES SUPER SCRATCHER Prized Slave to Womble, Ellie Fishliegh

The Super Scratcher was made with Wombles odd needs in mind, such as to bite sponges and stand with his fore legs on a lower level than his hind legs (weird cat...). The scratching tree is made of 2 branches, rope, some wooden planks, many nails and some carpet, and took around 10 hours spread over 3 days to complete. Wombles view on the Scratching Tree: The scratching tree is both sturdy and useful. I tend to use the chair in the lounge as a scratching post, beacause I am too big for the one my owners bought me when I was a kitten, but the SS has shown me the

way! I love to run up the slope, then sit on top of the viewpoint, even though it is only around 0.75 m tall. I know that I am too generously built to lie down on top of the tree, but I do so anyhow, and my fat literaly gets pushed in a pile to one side, which makes my Little Mistress Ellie poke it and tell me how fat

and blubbery I am. Oh joy. Overall the SS is scratchable, durable and fun, and I especially liked it when my Little Mistress was encouraging me to climb around on the SS by making me follow treats around the tree then rewarding me with them easy fud-fud! I give it an RRP of 35.

Agony Aunt Catkin Slave Keeping Cool By Agony Aunt Catkin, Translated by her Prized
Agony Aunt Catkin has got some advice about how you can keep cool in summer. 1. Never let your slaves leave you in the car. 2. Make sure that your slave lets you have access to a cool and shady spot when they are out to get you food. 3. Make sure that the slaves have left out a heavy bowl so that the bowl cant tip over and spill all the water out. 4. Make sure that your slaves have left another slave to look after you while your slaves are on holiday. 5. Make sure that your slaves talk to the slave with the big sharp thing (or the V-E-T. (shudder)) about sun

cream for us animals so we dont burn. If you have any queries send your questions to rebeccalongley@tiscali.co. uk or thebex99@hotmail.co.uk .