Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

By lazyme on December 13, 2007 21 Reviews

About This Recipe

"This is a recipe I received in an email - thought I would share. Just in time for Christmas. Hope you enjoy!!"

Prep Time: 30 mins Total Time: 30 mins Servings: 1

Ingredients

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Directions
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1 cup water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 (750 ml) bottles tequila, Jose Cuervo

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,. pour o ne level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner . If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a d rewscriver.

Page 2 of 2Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies (cont.)

Directions (cont.)
14. 14. 14. 14. 14. 14. 14. 14. 14. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

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Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Cherry Mistmas !

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 (1433 g) Servings Per Recipe: 1 Amount Per Serving % Daily Value

Calories 3750.6 Calories from Fat 832 22%

Amount Per Serving % Daily Value Total Fat 92.4g 142% Saturated Fat 15.8g 79% Cholesterol 846.0mg 282% Sugars 419.3 g Sodium 4948.1mg 206% Total Carbohydrate 724.3g 241% Dietary Fiber 45.7g 182% Sugars 419.3 g 1677% Protein 59.3g 118% 2010 Food.com. All Rights Reserved. http://www.food.com/271762