RULES OF COOPERATE WORLD

Rule -1
The Boss is always right.
Rule-2
If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
Rule-3
Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
Rule-4
Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".
The more intelligent a person,
the more hardworking a person,
The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
Rule-5
If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.
Rule-6
when the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
they are never talking about themselves.
Rule-7
it doesn't matter what you do,
it only matters what you say you've done
and what you are going to do
Rule-8
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Rule-9
don’t be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Rule-10
the more crap you put up with,
the more crap you are going to get.
Rule-11
if at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about
it.
Rule-12
when you don't know what to do, Walk fast and look worried.
Rule-13
following the rules will not get the job done.
Dr. Miten P. Mehta 94269 68565
mitenmehta2003@yahoo.co.in
drmiten@gmail.com
Rule-14
if it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Rule-15
everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".
Rule-16
No matter how much you do, You never do enough.
Rule-17
you can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be
doing.
Rule-18
In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
Rule-19
In order to get a promotion,
you only need to pretend that you know your job.
Rule-20
the last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that
goes wrong.

Dr. Miten P. Mehta 94269 68565

mitenmehta2003@yahoo.co.in
drmiten@gmail.com