The Fart catalogue
Early Morning
The best way to start the morning is with
a good FART! You don’t even need to
lift the sheets and blankets to smell it... It
is known as the “shelfish fart” because
nobody likes to share it.
 Sound
Effect
Party
You are at a party but the
bathroom is busy. The best thing
to do is taking refuge in a corner
of the room and admire the
paintings. You caugh when
farting expecting nobody notices
it, but the smell lingers...
 Sound
Effect
Ordinary and Common The Flat
This FART is good in any occasion, it
does not smell that much because it is not
done with fury... This fart happens when
you walk along the street and you want it
to come out slowly, but it is tracherous!
 Sound
Effect
Surprise Surprise!
A real bad FART!!! You are
walking along the street and
suddently there it is in all its
glory. You have to run and look
for a toilet to clean yourself.
 Sound
Effect
Fart
This is a common fart during
school years or when you are
joking with friends. It leaves a
nice bubble around your ass and a
brown spot on your creamy pants.
 Sound
Effect
Office Fart
You can get away with this one!
You are at your office and it
happen,s but you pretend it
didn’t... What you can’t hide
though it is the horredous smell...
 Sound
Effect