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    A lawyer was driving his big bmw down the highway, singing to himself, "i love my bmw" he smashed into a tree and miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. A good samaritan drove by and cried out, "sir, sir, you're bleeding! and, my god man, your left arm is gone!"

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    A lawyer was driving his big bmw down the highway, singing to himself, "i love my bmw" he smashed into a tree and miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. A good samaritan drove by and cried out, "sir, sir, you're bleeding! and, my god man, your left arm is gone!"

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    My Car

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    A lawyer was driving his big bmw down the highway, singing to himself, "i love my bmw" he smashed into a tree and miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. A good samaritan drove by and cried out, "sir, sir, you're bleeding! and, my god man, your left arm is gone!"

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    a lawyer was driving his big bmw down the highway,

    singing to himself, “i love my bmw, i love my bmw.”


    focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a
    tree. he miraculously survived, but his car was
    totaled. “my bmw! my bmw!” he sobbed.
    a good samaritan drove by and cried out, “sir, sir,
    you’re bleeding! and, my god man, your left arm is
    gone!”
    the lawyer, horrified, screamed “my rolex! my
    rolex!”

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