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Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My

By Elton Camp Dorothys Enchanted Forest isnt in Ohio But theyve had vicious animals on the go Loose beasts caused school to shut down Folks stayed inside in case they came around Their owner opened the cages and let them out As to his reasons there is considerable doubt At first, authorities made a few valiant tries The dangerous creatures with darts to tranquilize It didnt work like it does on some nature show They fought it off and continued on the go Though animals lovers howled in great protest To kill them off for safety seemed to be best Those who had a serious problem with that Werent living where the real danger was at No doubt PETA will come to have an angry say Let THEM come catch them would be a better way

A horrible sight, but unavoidable

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