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GOD Thou hath been chosen to beareth the honour of-" JOSE Hey! This is like Doodle God! It even has the same pictures! GOD Erm... If thou wisheth. I hath run out of thoughts for new creations! You hath been bestowed the duty of creating new ideas! With a shifty glance, Jose chooses "human" and "human" and tries to create sex. A censor bar appears. GOD (CONTD) (sarcastically) Ha ha ha. Thy jokes art amusing, yet that idea hath already been created. Jose sulks, then combines Anger and Bird, an angry bird starts fluttering by GOD (CONTD) I am not a fan. JOSE sees hunter chosen with angry bird. The bird is shot and both poof into smoke GOD (CONTD) Better. Try not to anger your God. Jose combines blood (from the bird) and human. Edward Cullen appears and walks away screaming "BELLA" GOD (CONTD) Art thou deaf? JOSE Okay, okay! I'll fix it! JOSE puts vampire and beast together to make werewolf. A werewolf poofs into existence and they start to fight GOD Blood hath already been conceiveth, why create more? JOSE Fine! I'll clean it!

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2. CONTINUED: Combines tree and cleanliness. Paper towels fall from the sky CLEAN JOSE (CONTD)

GOD Thou art indulging in the sin of sloth! Orly? JOSE

Jose puts together Beast and anger to make trolls. A bunch of trolls start running around screaming 'UMAD?" GOD Doth I needeth to addeth a new commandment, 'Thou shalt not troll?!' Jose gets angry, and adds metal and magic...nothing happens. As Jose looks at the sky in disbelief God says GOD (CONTD) It hath come to pass somewhere else. The satellit is Steve in silver spray painted cardboard boxes screaming "BEEP BEEP BEEP" CUT TO: EXT. JOSE IS SHRUGGING OFF THE ITEM THAT HAS NOT APPEARED. GOD Canst thou cometh up with a thing that beeth useful? Jose combines the satellite with magic to make iPhone GOD (CONTD) This now beeth useful. Snickering, Jose combines giant with iPhone to make an iPad GOD (CONTD) THE FEATURES ART A DIRECT COPY OF THE iPHONE, DOTH THOU BEETH STUPID?

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3. CONTINUED: Jose makes a sad face, then realizes there are four elements. Taking all four, he combines them as God says "Hey! How are you doing more than two?!" then, an intro is heard: INTRO Long ago, these nations lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, the master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. The avatar poofs into existence, running away with a staff GOD Agh! Humans art useless! Forget this knave! The elements scroll back down into the earth CUT TO: EXT. Steve in space yelling "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"

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