abe kya hua?are yar paisa khatam ho gaye.abe ab paise kahan milange , ab to bank bhe band ho gaye.

abe ye to simple hai.abne jo pahad wali road hai na vahan ja ke kadha ho ja.

abe usse kya ho ga. paise thodi mil jayange.

abe mil jayange.

tera dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya, aise kaise paise mil jayange?

bade tune suna nahi kya banking of road, to ja khada ho ja , paise mil jayange.

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Bade Ek actor aisa hai jo ulta sochta hai.........

Aise Koi Nahi Hote..Tu Kuch bhi Bolta Hai

Aisa Ek Actor Hai......Acha Tu Bata Kaun ???????????

Are Bade Akshay Kumar..............

Wo kaise.................

Dekh Akshay Kumar Ne Pehle "WELCOM" Banayi Fir "Thankyou"...To Socha Na Ulta.........

Are Bakwaas Baand Kar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kya hua bade? tension mein kyun hai? are yaar mujhe kal date par jana tha.main bhul gaya.

koi nahi bade.tu abhi flight pakad kar nikal ja. aur plane se jump kar dena.

abe mujhe suicide nahi karna.

nahi re plane se jump marega toh date par pohuch jayega.

kya bol raha hai.mar jaunga.

abe date yaani khazoor. ''aasmaan se gira khazoor pe atka'' abe bakwaas banh kar!

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bade ek question puchu agar tu genius hai toh iska answer de k dikha..

acha chal puch

agar ek chipkali ko do {2} machar se pyaar ho gaya toh unke pyaar ko kya naam dega tu..??

chipkali or machar...ye kiasi jodi hai....

soch soch soch??

kuch bhi.. nahi pata mujhe

kitna simple hai..chipkali dono machar ko khajayegi.. maney " murder 2 " ha ha ha bakwas band kar......

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Bada Bhayanak Jungle hai yarr......

Chhote tereko dar lag raha hai kya..tubhi ek dum ladki o jaisa hai....huh

kya bade..ladki pe se yad aaya. agar Ladki tree ke niche khadi hai to usko english me kya kehte hai?

Gal standing Under the tree??? simple

ha ha....tere ko to itna bhi nahi aata...

tuhi bata kya bolte hai????

Miss-Under-Standing.......ha ha ha....

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sun bade ek sawal puchu tu phir se suru ho gaya

accha sawal he....... soch le dimaagi insaan hi jabab de sakta he accha chal puch Bay of Bengal kis state mein he????

Arrrrre ye to bacche bacche ko pata hoga.......sayad Bengal?

Nahi bade wo to LIQUID state mein h......hahaha

Abe BAKWASS BAND KAR

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Yaar bade,ye jungle me aake to mujhe animals ki bht sari baatein yaad aa rhi hain.

Tuney fir bakwaas shuru kar di?

Arey bakwaas nhi hai yaar, acha ek baat bata,Tujhe pata hai ki cow ke gale me ghanti hoti hain.?

Haan to.ye baat to sabko malum hai.

Tu jaanta hai ki unke gale me ghanti kyu baandhte hain?? arey jis se wo kho na jaye,aur kisliye?

Arey nhi yaar,wo isliye kyuki unke ''HORNS'' kaam nhi karte!!Bakwaas band kar..

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are yaar badhe aj kal main bohot Buzy ho gya hoon

hehehe buzy aur tu aisa karta kya hai tu jo etna buzy ho gya hai.......

are yaar main TALLY sikhne jaata hoon kyuki mujhe ek T.V lena hai

chote dimag mat kha TALLY ka T.V se kya waasta ..... pehle mujhe ek baat bta agar main saare cheeze ache se dekh sakta hoon toh mere paas VISION hai nahaan woh toh hai....

toh agar mere paas VISION hai aur main TALLY sikh loo toh aa gya na kmere paas TELEVISION hehehe

Are bakwaas band kar

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aare bade.. ek saaval puuchta hu.. sooch ke baatana..!!

theek haichale chote puuch! jo puuchega voh baatunga!!

traffic mein phaase hue farmers ke group ko kya bolenge

kyaa chote ..yeh kaisa saval puuch raha hai!! tera dimag toh out nahi hua na!!

aare bole na bade.. sooch ke bole...

chale nahi malum!! tuh baata de! kya bulayenge! unko!!

KISSAN JAM................!!

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Tu dari(beard) kyun nahi rakhta, tu bahut smart lagega

kyoun dari se kaise smart ho jaunga

kyunki tera adha chehra dhak jayega na isliye

bakwaas band kar

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Abe Bade,aaj to bada maja aaya. kitni lights thi na!

ha Chote bada maja aaya...! ab to thak gaya hu yaar..!

are ha light se yad aaya mera to 20000 ka electricity bill aaya hai

!kya?? 20000 ka? ye mahengayi to mar hi dalegi chhote..!

vaise me soch raha tha Hritik ke ghar ka to kabhi bill hi nahi aata hoga!

Main thaka hua hoon. kyon dimag ka FUSE uda rela hai..! kyon nahi aata hoga?

Bade, ye is liye kyonki HRITIK ke gar me to sab ROSHAN hai..! ha ha ha

Abe BAKWAS bandh kar..!

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Yaar tune party me shirt ku pahni thi

kya karta mere pass t shirt nahi hai

toh tune shirt ko t shirt kyo nahi bana liya

tu bahta shirt ko t shirt kaise banage

tu apni shirt me tea bag rakh laita to woh t shirt ban jaati. bakwaas bandh kar

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Yaar chote soch raha hu picnic ke baad india ki tour karu

Wah bade...muje bhi le jayegana??

Me kya pagal hu..tujse bachne ke liye toh india ki tour kar raha hu

Woh thik he lekin jaane se pehle grocery store jana padega tuje...

Arre leking india ki tour aur grocery store ka kya connection he???

Arre grocery store me hi toh tuje TUR KI DAL milegi... badme hi tu india ki TUR kar sakta he

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yaar bade kidhar jaa raha hai tu????

mai nail-cutter lene jaa raha hu,nails katne hai naa...

aacha tuhje nail-cutter se nails khatne hai kya???

tu yaar kaisi baat kar raha hai nail-cutter se nails hi katuga na...

aacha chal ek baat bata

jab hum apne nails khate hai tum khoon kyu nahi nikalta.....

aare tu bakwas maat kar, mujhe kaise pata ke khoon kyu nahi nikalta, mai kya doctor hu kya....

aare tujhe pata nails se khoonkyu nahi nikalta, kyuki ye NA-KHOON hai ..... hahahaa

abe bakwaas bandh kar.....

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"Myaw Myaw"... "Myaw Myaw" hi ha ha ha

abey chhote chup kar yaar.. pehle hi garmi se pareshan hu.. billi ki mimikary karke paka mat.

chal thik hai... ek baat bata, e garmi ka apane 9XM channel pe kya asar hota hai?

abey tu pagal hai kya?

garmi ka 9XM channel pe kyu asar hoga? abey soch to.. Garmi ka 9XM channel pe bahut asar hota hai.. kuch bhi sawal puchhta hai tu chhote.. chal tu hi bata kya asar hota hai?

abey simple hai... "Bhigi billi" sukh jaati hai... hi ha ha ha ha

abey bakwaaasss banddd karrrrrr..........

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yaar aaj party mast thi na kitna maja aaya vaha per haan yaar mast thi bahut maja aaya aacha ab mai chalta hu hospital meri cousin ke baby hua hai

kon si cousin bade

are meri bua ki beti chal chal paka mat mai jata hua ab

aacha to baby se yaad aaya mujhko kerala mai ek maa ne 80 kg ke baby ko janam diya .

chote kya kah raha hai tu pagal ho gaya hia lagta hia 80 kg ka baccha aisa kise ho sakte hai

haan ho sakta hia na are bade vo haathi ka baacha hai

ha ha ha are bakwas band kar

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are bade . me tujhe ek DARD NAAK kahani sunata hu. chal thik hai teri kahani bhi sun lete hai.

ek ladke ne ek ladki se kaha I LOVE YOU. to ladki ne ladke ki naak pe maara.

phir kya hua.

ladke ki naak me dard hua.acchha.

is tarah khatm hui DARD NAAK kahani.. hahahahaha Abe Bakwaas band kar

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yaar, aaj bhot pee le. dimag ghoom rha hai mera

achcha, tere paas dimag bhi hai?? kahan se kharida tuney

achcha beta, chal ek sawal ka jawab de. saara dimag toh tere pass hi hai naa? ;)

pelhle hi dimag ki dahi ho chuki hai. tu bachi-kuchi kasar na poori kar

kyun bete, ab kya hua? bta uss aurat ko kya bolenge jo din mein sirf 1 cup chai peeti hai?

achcha chal pooch. umm...... nahin pta. kaise kaise sawal puchta hai?

abey uss aurat ko bolenge JASWANTI ! (JUST-ONE-TEA)

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arrey bade aaj kaheen different jagah chalte hain mausam kitna accha hai.

haan chal chote aaj mein tereko ek sahi jagah leke chalta hu

arrey bade too jungle mein kidhar leke jaa raha hai. arrey chote too dekhte ja jungle ke beech mein ek bahut khoobsoorat pahad hai wahan leke chalta hu

kya bol raha hai too bade .. too kabhi gaya hai wahan pe.. jungle mein samunder kahan hai?

samunder jungle mein ? kisne bola tujko samunder mein leke jaa raha hu .. too bhi kaan theek kar le

arrey bade toone abhi to bola jungle ke beach mein ... samunder nahee to beach kaise hoga

arrey bakwas band kar.

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Yaar tujhe pata hai yeh badal

kaale kyun hote hai? chal aab bakwas mat kar....

nahi yaar sach mein bol na...

kyun ki usme pani hota hai aur iis liye barish hoti hai...

nahi yaar....kyun?

kyun ki woh dhup mein ghumte rehte hai iis liye kale ho jate hai

....abe bakwass bandh kar...

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In jungle

Abe bade dekhna yaha aamir khan milenga

Abe vo to bombay main rehta hai yaha per kaise mil sakta hai??

Are tu dekhna wo milenga...

Abe chote tu bakwas bandh kar vo nai milenga....

Are tune vo nai suna.....kya??

Jungle main Mangal(Mangle Pandey)

abe bakwas bandh kar.....

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Ek baat bhata agar koi adhe umar ki ladki tujhse aake bole ke main paagal hu to uska naam kya hoga

mujhe kaise pata chalega ke uska naam kya hai

soch yaar

nahi pata tu bhata

vidya balan

kaise??????

kyuki paa main ek hi girl thi aur vo thi vidya balan (PAA-GAL)

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bade ek baat bata... ek hathi ke samne kele feke hai,

phir bhi nahi kha raha hai, kyu?

arrey yaar, tu phir shuru ho gaya. Ye sab purane joke hai. hathi nakli hoga ya phir tv me hoga.

arrey nahi, asali hathi ke samne asali kele feke hai aur hathi bhukha bhi hai..

ab muze kya pata!! aas paas kahi hathi hoga, tu use hi jake puchh le.

abey thoda to soch, bahut simple hai. bheja fry 3 mat kar... chal tu hi bata..hathi kele kyu nahi kha raha?

abey hathi Amitabh ki Deewar film dekhke aaya hai. "Mai feke hue kele nahi khata" :D :D hi ha

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Uske naam se na, mujhe ek maa bete ka dialogue yaad aya.....

Naam se dialogue!! tu fir se bakwaas mat kar.... Mujhe teri kuchh nai sunni..... Bade....

tune Emma Watson ka naam suna hai kya?

Ofcourse suna hai. Top ki actress hai woh!!

Are sun toh.... Beta maa ko pukarta hai: "E maa!!"Han toh?? Is mein kya badi baat hai??

Toh maa bete se punchhti hai: "What son??".... Samajh mein aya ''EMMA WATSON''?

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