A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.

Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape. When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way. The best things in life are ridiculous. Black sheep are still sheep. Tis an ill wind that blows no minds. Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story. You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Alarm clocks kill dreams. Train of thought derailed, thousands killed. A real human being is like this comparison. WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden. Rebel against this command. Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe. Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief. The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous. Evolve! The monkeys are catching up! I'm already against the next war. You are literate There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole. DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE. It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong. You'll never get this time back. You're paranoid for a reason. FREEDOM IS A VERB Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong. When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.' Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL? What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence? Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 ! The old lady will give you your next clue You were reading this, but now you're not. The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty. How did you get here? Bad things come to those who wait too. you're only as genuine as they think you are Are you un-happy? If not, why? NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you. Free? Prove it! Try to outlive these words. Your brain is a liar and a whore. The truth is probably not out there after all. Not all addicts do drugs. This is now part of your day. END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING Small minds think alike, too. THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED Chaos is what you make of it What is this, some kind of slogan?

While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question? Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started. What is it with you and money? No good deed is left unpunished We may not be free, but we sure are cheap. a belief is just a thought you keep having Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist. Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment. Things you own end up owning you This message is false you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences You Are The Enemy, And We Are You. You're No. One Holy shit look over there ---> if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for YOU are unfit for self-rule. Don't just do something--stand there! I don't know if it's lonely at the top but it's pretty crowded at the bottom The revolution has abandoned you-You're on your own now We have this area under surveillance How necessary are you? The best hypothesis is that you are wrong. In the future, only the crowds are alone. I've come a long way since I've believed in anything Today is an excellent day to become a missing person. When's the last time you felt great? You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too. Believing is seeing. The cause is the effect. The placebo is the most potent drug on the market. The End is Further Away Than You Think Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you. Everything is true - Everything is permissible! Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this. The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm. Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out. you LIVE in that head? Satire is over. Reality has made it obsolete. God is an excuse. Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along. You mean you need drugs to hallucinate? Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you! Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it. most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately. Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in. How many people stood exactly where you are now?

Semper Non Sequitur! Everything is exactly what you think it is. You now get to create a new rule. Every one can read your mind. "HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY" You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified. Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached. In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too. Repeat after me: I will think for myself. Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy Go places. Do things It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Occam was never the target of a conspiracy. Property is theft. Property is liberty. Property is impossible. Someone knows better than you Talk to the next person that reads this The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week. You'd better get cracking. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. The Revolution will be commercial free. There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences. THIS MACHINE LIES you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things Live as if something actually depends upon your actions. Learning isn't the same thing as being taught. You can't legislate beliefs. When in Rome, do as the Vandals do. The solution is part of the problem. Please go back 3 squares THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD There is nothing hidden here. POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing. If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice. Stop whining -- YOU let them do it. Your cats are my target audience An object at rest cannot be stopped Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you. Caution: dry paint. Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 ! The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next. Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents. Existence is futile fuck your brand of individuality. Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.

If voting actually worked then it would be against the law It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. It's all been done before. So do it louder Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right. nobody is in charge Please panic: everything is under control. There's always room for unreasonable doubt. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Albert Einstein The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy. -Jim Rohn This message isn't for you To err is human; to forgive is not company policy. We thank you for the inconvenience. When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles. Why obey when they don't trust you anyways? You might regret it. You put this here yesterday, don't you remember? You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich. - James Halloran You'll see it when you believe it. Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened. God is innocent; the church did it all. You should see a doctor immediately. EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes You are a product. Buddha made me do it. I'm just a box in a cage. Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos. The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again. They forgot. Tear off all your labels. Do we know what an empty room really looks like? The mind is what the brain does in its spare time. Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it. Most people secretly think they deserve it. All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels. ambivalence can ruin your life Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. Break a pattern today. Bullshit is all some of us have got. Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. Change your mind, it's starting to smell. chasing the new is dangerous to society Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution Consider your options, then look for more. Dig your own reality tunnel Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION. Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there. Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there! Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Eyes only. Do not see. For a good time, please call 000. Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in. We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you! Have you been alive lately? I hate myself to sleep at night I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS I think the terrorists just won. If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you. If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things. If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they? It's too late; you're part of it now. No matter how good it is, there's always better. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment. Reality does not give a shit about your opinions Reality is not a persistent hallucination. strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous. Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it. The revolution will be the same The revolution will not be teleprompted. The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -Bertrand Russell The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson. the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing This is the distraction. THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE This sentence is a lie. To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped" Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official. War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left. what would you break without rules? Why do you ask so many loaded questions? worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything. Write this somewhere else. you are now breathing automatically You are now breathing manually. You have been selected for a secret mission. Normality is a luxury You saw this message yesterday. You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on. You wrote this while you were drunk. Zeal is it's own excuse Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one. There is no evil, only suffering. If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone. Stop being used. This sentence is different the third time you read it. Lol, reality. You woke up for this?

if you think you're wrong, you're probably right. Stand out, be part of a crowd. They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists. THE FUTURE STARTED HERE. Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say This is just another slick marketing enterprise. You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless". When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked. TV Sets the Channel Try Dying. Reality is a work in progress. You are a target audience. Duck! "If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves." Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this. Don't worry, go crazy. A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies. A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity. Adapt or die! All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell. All stickers prohibited by law. Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia. Art is dead, don't consume its corpse. As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart. It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching. ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes. Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them. Can I ask you a rhetorical question? Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------! Coitus ergo sum. confusing yourself is a way to stay honest Do you have another man's name on your underwear? Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them? Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do. Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options. Everything is Pornographic. fear your friends Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea. People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future. Get paranoid to act fast. Democracy is Watching you.. I am a verb and so can you! I have found a truth. I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box. i support the right to say stupid shit. If I had an axe, I'd still be free. If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy. If you're the answer, what was the question? In case of fire, burn. In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.

-Washington Irving Is this enough validation for your insecurities? it is a gift to the world not to have babies It is happening again. It's always today. It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural. It's your fault we're cheating. Jesus was an Arab Jew Laughter is never inappropriate. Life's short, Fail Hard! low expectations are good protection Minimalism can get pretty tricky. Mission accomplished. Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre. Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves. -Jean-Jacques Rousseau NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI No one can tell you're faking it, too. No one noticed. Orwell was right. Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country. Peace is a graveyard. Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do. Q: Can you think for yourself? A: Quiet! The ears have walls! Reality is unbelievable. Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be. Security without freedom is prison. self-awareness can be crippling Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you. spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial Stop whispering. Start shouting. STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream The big theives hang the little ones. The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny. the dishonest sage tells you he is lying The future is history. the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it. The revolution is over, and yet here you are. It only takes one. The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity. This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days! This has probably been said before, but here it is again. This is inappropriate

This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment. This message is thoughtcrime. Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Try reading this page out loud. Undermine society, everybody! WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography. We are the marginalized prophets We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. -Bill Vaughn We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order. what's stopping you? When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?' Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. You are not an individual. You are not your ego You are now trapped. You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling... You live and learn. Or you don't live long. You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference. Chaos has a better imagination than you. Not a Restroom Someone is having a serious day. YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED. You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent. HORROR IS MIRTH The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing. You're already in its belly. Freedom is within their grasp. Look up. (written on the sidewalk) "Please feel free." Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality? "NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch." "Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation My god is bigger. Please stop, it only encourages them. One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in! WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence. How are you reading this? Reading is not understanding. Why don't you mind?! Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order. Remove this flier to signal operatives Suspend belief. I don't exist. Every morning someone new is in my mirror. Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing. Everybody knows. People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate. Dogma is what other people believe in. We may be cheap, but we ain't free. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing ? after they've exausted every other option." ? Winston Churchill A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction. Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining. action causes more trouble than thought Admire persistence, or they won't stop All biography is ultimately fiction. Are you a character or a being? I don't have time for the truth. Ban Censorship! Be young - shut up! Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward. Boredom is counterrevolutionary. Caution: Reality ahead. challenge your habits CONFUSE EVERYONE Criminals are made the moment a law is passed Do not read this. Do what this sign tells you to do. Do you believe or just believe that you believe? Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself? Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential. Don't worry--you're being watched. Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled. Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends. Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries. I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense! Everything you know is wrong! EXTREME BUDDHISM. Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed. Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care. For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning freedom is a luxury not a necessity Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia. Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. God exists only when we are unaware of him. Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death. He who laughs, lasts. He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes. Heretics have the best barbecues! History is written by the winners History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools. How is this sentence not gibberish? How's that working out for you? "Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23 I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion. I declare a permanent state of happiness. I hate prejudiced people. I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU. I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual. I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.

- The Revolution Be as if. I'm on thought rations If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire. If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here. If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra? If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. If you can read this, you're in range. If you don't control your mind, someone else will. -John Allston If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too? if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else. Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -Henry Louis Mencken In Iraq you are a terrorist In the event of an emergency, celebrate! Innocence Proves Nothing. It is easier to be critical than correct. -Benjamin Disraeli it is man's fate to outsmart himself It is not down on any map; true places never are. It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace It might be worth it. It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute! It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand. Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening. Keep quiet about this. Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode. listen when your body talks Live in privacy; die in public. Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's. Monogamy is Perverted. My father was a good woman. My inner child can beat up your inner child. Now you know how Cattle Feel. Okay, something here's really fucked up. Only the winners decide what were war crimes. -Gary Wills playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run potential counts for nothing until it's realized practice random acts Question reality. Quick, while no one is looking! Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people. read banned books Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up Rebels died for your right to obey. Recycle your pets revolution means going around in circles. Run. You're watching you. Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence. Shh! My common sense is tingling!

Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them. Social norms are for the weak.