Call It Anything But What It Is

By Elton Camp
In talking or writing, its become illicit
To use a plain term if it is too explicit
Adult entertainment is better than porn
A bun in the oven if babys to be born
lease use ample proportions not fat
!r full bodied is even better than that
owder her nose if a lady must pee
"emains is a dead body, you see
#urreptitious entry if a thief breaks in
$se imbibe for drinking a lot of gin
"evenue enhancement is a tax thats new
%ut armed intervention when wars to do
&omfort woman slyly names a prostitute
%atting for the other side for a guy too cute
A categorical inaccuracy is nothing but a lie
And for a wrinkle, character line please try
Its collateral damage when innocents die
'isinformation is another name for a lie
$sing other words the facts to disguise
Is really another way to tell cruel lies