Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!

) Volume 1, Issue 32 (It seems like it was only yesterday it was 31!) September 2012 Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved

Idiots Anonymous
By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn

To The Ones We Miss! DBy Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Whilyyweeweee We look back upon our lives as we get much older and remember fondly those who graced our eyes with kindness, loved us, and Whileslsffoiho38484857579 shared wonderful recollections with us together. I I was just informed my Uncle Arthur is now a blessed memory that will never be forgotten. Aging seems to sneak up on us. Time comes and goes without any commitment to letting us know it has passed. It does have its way of hinting to us, but these seem to always come at awkward times as a menacing weapon. How unusual it was for me when at a Only friends house recently; to my great surprise, his married granddaughter walked in, whom I knew only as a small child. He\\ Am I remorse for any ill spent moments of Clo my life that could have been forged into a better utensil? Of course, but am pleased with the many accomplishments that others will remember and certainly hope that my disgraces will be forgotten. We are a totality of many things, good and bad, most of us more good than bad and for others a shame that will dwell with them for eternity. My Uncle was one of those who you would overall call good, a husband and father who reached 92 years. A glazer by trade and a man who lived through trying times and benevolent times. To the younger of today who do not know how special it is to have been born in a country with national pride, self respect as well as respect never others, as was my Uncle, I truly pity you. His for time was slow, a time when people did not have the fast paced society that we dwell in. Although one would admit it did encroach upon him somewhat, but never was it noticed that he ever let Guadagno for alacrity get in his way. He used time the need to the best of his ability loving and sharing, caring and helping. The loss that I feel the most was his kind voice as he greeted me and spoke to me with the utmost of affection. Uncle Arthur, you will be missed!

The Great Slang It, Dang It, Contest! The following are a list of 50 slangs, words or phrases, from the 30s to present day. Hidden within the list is one fake slang that was created by me. To win the contest, which is only for fun, figure out which is the fake slang and give a meaning to it. Cheating is allowed! 1) Skidoo, 2) The blue screen of death!, 3) The real McCoy, 4) Hotsy totsy, 5) The bees knees, 6) Ill be a Monkeys uncle, 7) Keeping up with the Jones, 8) Cool, 9) Boo boo, 10) Big brother is watching you!, 11) Daddy-o, 12) Groovy, 13) The man, 14) Ill catch you on the flip side., 15) Get down/boogie!, 16) Mind blowing, 17) Pump iron, 18) Bodacious, 19) Chilin, 20) Dweeb, 21) Free loader, 22) Gag me with a spoon, 23) Gnarly, 24) Preppy, 25) Wicked, 26) Yuppie, 27) Diss, 28) Wassup?, 29) Dont pull the wool over my eyes!, 30) Word, 31) Barney bag, 32) Newbie, 33) Greenhorn, 34) Peeps, 35) Numb skull, 36) Boocoo, 37) Hes the Jack of all trades, 38) Rents, 39) Homie, 40) Bro, 41) Blood, 42) Groovy, 43) Hippy, 44) Everything is copacetic, 45) You are the cats meow, 46) Cauliflower jam, 47) Split like a banana, 48) You are clueless, 49) Chainsaw consultant, 50) A red herring. I pride myself with the proper usage of grammar, but I must tell you this stuff is unbelievable! Chawnaw@rocketmail.com The Truth About Nonsense! 3 rd Edition By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn
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