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Rusty is a homosexual
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Text by <a href="http://www.ling.upenn.edu/%7Ekurisuto">Sean</a>.
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Rusty felt the door as he learned at school. The door was hot, so
Rusty stayed in his room and yelled for help from his window.
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"That's a good dog you have," said the fireman. "He saved your family!
And we got here in time, so your house is barely damaged."
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<em>If you liked this story about Rusty, please send me the URL to your
homepage, if you have one. I'd like to look at it!</em>
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<em>P.S. (later): I've gotten such a great many emails from Rusty fans that
I haven't been able to respond to everybody. Sorry! I would like to hear
from you, tho.</em>
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<em>P.P.S. I'd like to ask nicely that you not copy Rusty into your
own web space. However, feel free to link to this page.</em>
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<em>P.P.P.S. In case you need to have it spelled out, the story is satire,
and Rusty is the personification of the little boy inside every grown gay
man. I am not advocating pedophilia, already. Geez. (Thanks to the 99%
of you who found it funny!)</em>
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