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Been a while since I was up here
in front of you.
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Maybe I'll do us all a favour
and just stick to the cards.
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There's been speculation that I was
involved in the events that occurred
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on the freeway and the rooftop...
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Sorry, Mr Stark, do you
honestly expect us to believe that
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that was a bodyguard
in a suit that conveniently appeared,
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despite the fact
that you sorely despise bodyguards?
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Yes.
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And this mysterious bodyguard
was somehow equipped
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with an undisclosed
Stark high-tech powered battle...
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I know that it's confusing.
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It is one thing to question the official
story, and another thing entirely
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to make wild accusations,

or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

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I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.
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A laundry list of character defects,
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all the mistakes I've made,
largely public.
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The truth is
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I am Iron Man.
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Ivan.
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Vanya.
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270 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15,000 feet.
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You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.
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Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
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It's good to be back.
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-You missed me?
-Blow something up!
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I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.

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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying
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its longest period of uninterrupted peace
in years because of me.
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I'm not saying
that from the ashes of captivity,
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never has a greater phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.
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I'm not saying that Uncle Sam
can kick back on a lawn chair,
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sipping on an iced tea
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because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough
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to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.
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I love you, Tony!
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Please, it's not about me.
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It's not about you.
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It's not even about us. It's about legacy.
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It's about what we choose
to leave behind for future generations.
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And that's why for the next year

and for the first time since 1974,
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the best and brightest men and women
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of nations and corporations
the world over
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will pool their resources,
share their collective vision,
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to leave behind a brighter future.
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It's not about us.
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Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,
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is welcome back to the Stark Expo.
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And now,
making a special guest appearance
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from the great beyond
to tell you what it's all about,
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please welcome my father, Howard.
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Everything is achievable
through technology.
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Better living, robust health,
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and for the first time in human history,

the possibility of world peace.

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So, from all of us here
at Stark lndustries,
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I would like to personally introduce you
to the City of the Future.
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Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind,
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and will one day rid society of all its ills.
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Soon, technology will affect the way
you live your life every day.
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No more tedious work,
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leaving more time for leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.
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The Stark Expo. Welcome.
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We are coming to you live
from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,
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where Tony Stark
has just walked offstage.
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Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight
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because this Expo goes on
all year long.
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And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions
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and the pavilions and the inventions
from all around the world.
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-Make sure you join me...
-All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out.
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-Open up, let's go.
-Hey! Nice to see you.
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-All right. Thank you. I remember you.
-Tony, Tony...
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Hey, hey...
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-Call me.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.
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Hello. It would be a pleasure.
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-Okay.
-See you, buddy.
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This is Larry.
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Hey, the oracle of Oracle.
What a pleasure.
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-Nice to see you.
-Call me. Call me.
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-Larry King.
-Larry!

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Yes, my people, my people.
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Come on, Tony. There we go.
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-Very mellow.
-That wasn't so bad.
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No, it was perfect.
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Look what we got here, the new model.
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-Hey, does she come with the car?
-I certainly hope so.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-And you are?
-Marshal.
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-Irish. I like it.
-Pleased to meet you, Tony.
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I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
Where you from?
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-Bedford.
-What are you doing here?
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-Looking for you.
-Yeah? You found me.
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-What are you up to later?

-Serving subpoenas.
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He doesn't like to be handed things.
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-Yeah, I have a peeve.
-I got it.
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You are hereby ordered
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to appear before
the Senate Armed Services Committee
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tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.
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-Can I see a badge?
-You wanna see the badge?
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He likes the badge.
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-You still like it?
-Yep.
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-How far are we from D.C.?
-D.C.? 250 miles.
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Mr Stark, could we pick up now
where we left off? Mr Stark. Please.
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-Yes, dear?
-Can I have your attention?
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Absolutely.
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Do you or do you not possess

a specialised weapon?
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-I do not. I do not.
-You do not?
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Well, it depends
on how you define the word "weapon."
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-The Iron Man weapon.
-My device does not fit that description.
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Well... How would you describe it?
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I would describe it by defining it
as what it is, Senator.
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-As?
-It's a high-tech prosthesis.
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That is... That is...
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That's actually the most apt description
Ican make of it.
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It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr Stark.
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Please, if your priority was actually
the well-being of the American citizen...
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My priority is to get the Iron Man
weapon turned over to the people
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-of the United States of America.
-Well, you can forget it.
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I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
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To turn over the Iron Man suit
would be to turn over myself,
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which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,
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depending on what state you're in.
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-You can't have it.
-Look, I'm no expert...
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ln prostitution? Of course not.
You're a senator. Come on.
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I'm no expert in weapons.
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We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.
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I'd now like to call Justin Hammer,
our current primary weapons contractor.
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Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr Hammer entering the chamber,
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and I am wondering
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if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.
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Absolutely. I'm no expert.
I defer to you, Anthony.

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You're the wonder boy.
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Senator, if I may.
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I may well not be an expert,
but you know who was the expert?
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Your dad. Howard Stark.
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Really a father to us all,
and to the military-industrial age.
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Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.
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We all know why we're here.
ln the last six months,
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Anthony Stark has created a sword
with untold possibilities.
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And yet he insists it's a shield.
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He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.
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I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
I really do.
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I'd love to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,
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but this ain't Canada.

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You know, we live in a world
of grave threats,
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threats that Mr Stark
will not always be able to foresee.
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Thank you.
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God bless Iron Man. God bless America.
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That is well said, Mr Hammer.
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The committee would now like to invite
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Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
to the chamber.
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Rhodey? What?
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Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.
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Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.
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I just...
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-Drop it.
-All right, I'll drop it.
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I have before me a complete report
on the Iron Man weapon,
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compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
And, Colonel, for the record,
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can you please read page 57,
paragraph four?
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You're requesting
that I read specific selections
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-from my report, Senator?
-Yes, sir.
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It was my understanding
that I was going to be testifying
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in a much more comprehensive
and detailed manner.
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l understand.
A lot of things have changed today.
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-So if you could just read...
-You do understand
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that reading a single paragraph
out of context does not reflect
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-the summary of my final...
-Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.
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Very well.
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"As he does not operate within
any definable branch of government,
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"Iron Man presents a potential threat

to the security of both the nation
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"and to her interests."
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I did, however, go on to summarise
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that the benefits of Iron Man
far outweigh the liabilities.
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-And that it would be in our interest...
-That's enough, Colonel.
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-...to fold Mr Stark...
-That's enough.
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...into the existing
chain of command, Senator.
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I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.
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We can amend the hours a little bit.
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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
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the imagery
that's connected to your report.
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I believe it is somewhat premature
to reveal these images
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-to the general public at this time.
-With all due respect,
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Colonel, I understand.
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And if you could just narrate those
for us, we'd be very grateful.
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Let's have the images.
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Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos
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are, in fact, attempts
at making manned copies
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of Mr Stark's suit.
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This has been corroborated by our allies
and local intelligence on the ground,
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indicating that these suits are quite
possibly, at this moment, operational.
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Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.
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Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.
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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.
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-Now, let's see what's really going on.
-What is he doing?
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If you will direct your attention
to said screens...

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l believe that's North Korea.
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Can you turn that off? Take it off.
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Iran.
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No grave immediate threat here.
Is that Justin Hammer?
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How did Hammer get in the game?
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Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.
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Okay, give me a left twist.
Left's good. Turn to the right.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
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Wow.
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Yeah, I'd say most countries,
five, 10 years away.
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Hammer Industries, 20.
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I'd like to point out
that that test pilot survived.
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l think we're done,
is the point that he's making.
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-I don't think there's any reason...

-The point is, you're welcome, I guess.
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-For what?
-Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.
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It's working.
We're safe. America is secure.
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You want my property?
You can't have it.
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But I did you a big favour.
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I've successfully privatized world peace.
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What more do you want? For now!
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I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.
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...you, Mr Stark. ...you, buddy.
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We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.
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-Okay.
-You've been a delight.
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My bond is with the people.
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And I will serve this great nation
at the pleasure of myself.
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If there's one thing I've proven

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it's that you can count on me
to pleasure myself.
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Wake up. Daddy's home.
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Welcome home, sir.
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Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.
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They were such a success,
as was your Senate hearing.
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And may I say how refreshing it is
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to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.
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You!
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I swear to God I'll dismantle you.
I'll soak your motherboard.
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I'll turn you into a wine rack.
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How many ounces a day
of this gobbledegook
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am I supposed to drink?
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We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.

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Check palladium levels.
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Blood toxicity, 24%.
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It appears that the continued use
of the Iron Man suit
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is accelerating your condition.
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Another core has been depleted.
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00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:12,470
God, they're running out quick.
240
00:19:12,554 --> 00:19:15,222
I have run simulations
on every known element,
241
00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:17,350
and none can serve
as a viable replacement
242
00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,435
for the palladium core.
243
00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:24,732
You are running out of both time
and options.
244
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:31,155
Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive
245
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,074
is also killing you.
246
00:19:34,576 --> 00:19:35,993
Miss Potts is approaching.
247
00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:38,996
-I recommend that you inform her...

-Mute.
248
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:43,668
Is this a joke?
249
00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:46,754
-What are you thinking?
-What?
250
00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:49,131
-What are you thinking?
-Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.
251
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:51,550
And you're angry about something.
252
00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,010
Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.
253
00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:54,512
-Did you just donate...
-Keep your business.
254
00:19:54,596 --> 00:19:58,140
...our entire modern art collection
to the...
255
00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,850
-Boy Scouts ofAmerica.
-...Boy Scouts ofAmerica?
256
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:01,727
Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation.
257
00:20:01,812 --> 00:20:05,189
I didn't physically check the crates
but, basically, yes.
258
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:07,441
And it's not "our" collection,
it's my collection. No offence.
259
00:20:07,526 --> 00:20:09,568
No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled
260

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to say "our" collection
261
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:14,532
considering the time that I put in,
over 10 years,
262
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:16,450
-curating that.
-It was a tax write-off. I needed that.
263
00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:19,620
You know,
there's only about 8,01 1things
264
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:21,664
that I really need to talk to you about.
265
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,207
Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.
266
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,750
The Bridgeport's
already machining that part.
267
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:27,211
The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.
268
00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:29,547
I need you to wear a surgical mask
until you're feeling better.
269
00:20:29,631 --> 00:20:30,673
-Is that okay?
-That's rude.
270
00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:32,258
There's nothing more important to me
than the Expo.
271
00:20:32,342 --> 00:20:33,676
It's my primary point of concern.
272
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:36,929
-I don't know why you're...
-The Expo is your ego gone crazy.
273

00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:38,806

Wow. Look at that.
274
00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:42,393
That's modern art. That's going up.
275
00:20:42,477 --> 00:20:45,229
-You've got to be kidding.
-I'm gonna put this up right now.
276
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:47,523
-This is vital.
-Stark is in complete disarray.
277
00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:49,942
-You understand that?
-No. Our stocks have never been higher.
278
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:52,361
-Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
-You are... Well, if it's messy,
279
00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:53,946
-then let's double back.
-Let me give you an example.
280
00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:55,614
-Let's move on to another subject.
-No, no, no, no.
281
00:20:55,699 --> 00:20:57,408
You are not taking down
the Barnett Newman
282
00:20:57,492 --> 00:20:58,993
-and hanging that up!
-I'm not taking it down.
283
00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:00,327
I'm just replacing it with this.
284
00:21:00,412 --> 00:21:01,787
-Let's see what I can get going here.
-Okay, fine.
285
00:21:01,872 --> 00:21:04,999
My point is,
we have already awarded contracts

286
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,751
-to the wind farm people.
-Yeah. Don't say "wind farm."
287
00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:08,919
-I'm already feeling gassy.
-And to the plastic plantation tree,
288
00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:11,130
which was your idea, by the way.
Those people are on payroll...
289
00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:13,007
-Everything was my idea.
-...and you won't make a decision.
290
00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:14,800
I don't care
about the liberal agenda any more.
291
00:21:14,885 --> 00:21:17,261
It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.
292
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,638
-You do it.
-I do what?
293
00:21:19,723 --> 00:21:21,682
Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
You run the company.
294
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,560
-Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
-Pepper, I need you to run the company.
295
00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:26,062
-Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
-You will not
296
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:27,813
-give me the information...
-I'm not asking you to try...
297
00:21:27,898 --> 00:21:29,023
-...in order to...
-I'm asking you

298
00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,316
to physically do it. I need you to do it.
299
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,151
-I am trying to do it.
-Pepper, you're not listening to me!
300
00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:34,153
-No, you are not listening to me.
-I'm trying to make you CEO.
301
00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:36,113
Why won't you let me?
302
00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:39,658
-Have you been drinking?
-Chlorophyll.
303
00:21:41,578 --> 00:21:45,831
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,
304
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,833
effective immediately.
305
00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:51,921
Yeah, done deal. Okay?
306
00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,966
I've actually given this
a fair amount of thought,
307
00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:59,970
believe it or not.
Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,
308
00:22:00,222 --> 00:22:03,933
trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.
309
00:22:04,017 --> 00:22:05,810
And then I realised
310
00:22:08,355 --> 00:22:10,898
it's you. It's always been you.

311
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:14,026
I thought there'd be a legal issue,
312
00:22:14,111 --> 00:22:17,571
but actually I'm capable
of appointing my successor.
313
00:22:18,281 --> 00:22:20,282
My successor being you.
314
00:22:22,452 --> 00:22:24,120
Congratulations?
315
00:22:25,872 --> 00:22:27,456
-Take it, just take it.
-I don't know what to think.
316
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,333
Don't think. Drink.
317
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,507
There you go.
318
00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:19,508
The notary's here! Can you please
come sign the transfer paperwork?
319
00:23:20,051 --> 00:23:21,802
I'm on happy time.
320
00:23:28,018 --> 00:23:29,268
-Sorry.
-What the hell was that?
321
00:23:29,352 --> 00:23:31,770
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.
322
00:23:31,855 --> 00:23:33,939
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.
323
00:23:34,024 --> 00:23:36,483
All right, put them up. Come on.
324
00:23:39,154 --> 00:23:44,033

I promise you this is the only time

I will ask you to sign over your company.
325
00:23:45,243 --> 00:23:47,620
I need you to initial each box.
326
00:23:48,205 --> 00:23:50,956
Lesson one. Never take your eye off...
327
00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:54,460
That's it. I'm done.
328
00:23:54,544 --> 00:23:56,962
-What's your name, lady?
-Rushman. Natalie Rushman.
329
00:23:57,047 --> 00:23:58,631
Front and centre. Come into the church.
330
00:23:58,715 --> 00:24:02,509
-No. You're seriously not gonna ask...
-If it pleases the court, which it does.
331
00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:05,930
-It's no problem.
-I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.
332
00:24:19,486 --> 00:24:20,653
What?
333
00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:27,201
-Can you give her a lesson?
-No problem.
334
00:24:27,494 --> 00:24:29,286
-Pepper.
-What?
335
00:24:30,538 --> 00:24:32,790
-Who is she?
-She is from legal.
336
00:24:32,874 --> 00:24:36,961
And she is potentially a very expensive
sexual harassment lawsuit
337
00:24:37,045 --> 00:24:39,213

-if you keep ogling her like that.

-I need a new assistant, boss.
338
00:24:39,297 --> 00:24:42,091
Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.
339
00:24:42,217 --> 00:24:43,717
They're lined up and ready to meet you.
340
00:24:43,802 --> 00:24:46,679
I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.
341
00:24:46,763 --> 00:24:47,846
No, it's not.
342
00:24:47,931 --> 00:24:49,723
-You ever boxed before?
-I have, yes.
343
00:24:49,808 --> 00:24:53,769
What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot
Camp? Crunch? Something like that?
344
00:24:53,853 --> 00:24:57,606
-How do I spell your name, Natalie?
-R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
345
00:24:57,691 --> 00:25:02,111
-What, are you gonna google her now?
-I thought I was ogling her.
346
00:25:02,195 --> 00:25:05,864
-Wow. Very, very impressive individual.
-You're so predictable, you know that?
347
00:25:05,949 --> 00:25:08,117
She's fluent in French, Italian,
Russian, Latin.
348
00:25:08,201 --> 00:25:10,077
-Who speaks Latin?
-No one speaks Latin.
349
00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:12,454
-No one speaks Latin?
-It's a dead language.

350
00:25:12,539 --> 00:25:14,331
You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,
351
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:16,000
-but you can't speak Latin...
-Did you model in Tokyo?
352
00:25:16,084 --> 00:25:17,835
-'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.
-Well...
353
00:25:17,919 --> 00:25:19,295
I need her.
She's got everything that I need.
354
00:25:19,379 --> 00:25:23,007
Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.
355
00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:25,634
Oh, my God!
356
00:25:27,887 --> 00:25:30,639
-Happy!
-That's what I'm talking about.
357
00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:32,057
-I just slipped.
-You did?
358
00:25:32,142 --> 00:25:34,476
-Yeah.
-Looks like a TKO to me.
359
00:25:36,813 --> 00:25:39,023
Just... I need your impression.
360
00:25:39,107 --> 00:25:41,817
You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.
361
00:25:41,901 --> 00:25:44,403
-I meant your fingerprint.
-Right.
362

00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,784

-So, how are we doing?
-Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.
363
00:25:52,037 --> 00:25:55,247
-You're the boss.
-Will that be all, Mr Stark?
364
00:25:55,332 --> 00:25:57,291
-No.
-Yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman.
365
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,209
Thank you very much.
366
00:26:02,213 --> 00:26:03,881
-I want one.
-No.
367
00:26:37,791 --> 00:26:40,167
You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,
368
00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:41,502
-just go with it.
-Go with it? Go with what?
369
00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:43,128
-Mr Stark?
-Hey.
370
00:26:43,213 --> 00:26:44,421
Hello. How was your flight?
371
00:26:44,506 --> 00:26:46,006
It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.
372
00:26:46,091 --> 00:26:50,260
We have one photographer
from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay?
373
00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:52,429
-When did this happen?
-What? You made me do it.
374
00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:55,057
-I made you do what?

-You quit. Smile. Look right there.

375
00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:56,266
Stop acting constipated.
376
00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:57,810
-Don't flare your nostrils.
-You are so predictable.
377
00:26:57,894 --> 00:26:58,936
-That's the amazing thing.
-Right this way.
378
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,729
-You look fantastic.
-Why, thank you very much.
379
00:27:00,814 --> 00:27:02,648
But that's unprofessional.
What's on the docket?
380
00:27:02,732 --> 00:27:04,650
You have a 9:30 dinner.
381
00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:06,485
-Perfect. I'll be there at 11 :00.
-Absolutely.
382
00:27:06,569 --> 00:27:08,404
-Is this us?
-It can be.
383
00:27:08,488 --> 00:27:10,155
-Great. Make it us.
-Okay.
384
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,699
-Mr Musk. How are you?
-Hi, Pepper.
385
00:27:12,784 --> 00:27:14,660
-Congratulations on the promotion.
-Thank you very much.
386
00:27:14,744 --> 00:27:16,995
Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.

387
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,081
Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
for an electric jet.
388
00:27:19,165 --> 00:27:20,249
-You do?
-Yeah.
389
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:22,376
Then we'll make it work.
390
00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:24,211
-You want a massage?
-Oh, God. No,
391
00:27:24,295 --> 00:27:25,754
-I don't want a massage.
-I'll have Natalie make an...
392
00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:27,256
-I don't want Natalie to do...
-Don't want you tense.
393
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:28,507
By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.
394
00:27:28,591 --> 00:27:29,716
Thank you very much.
395
00:27:29,801 --> 00:27:31,760
-Green is not your best colour.
-Oh, please.
396
00:27:31,845 --> 00:27:33,387
Anthony! Is that you?
397
00:27:33,471 --> 00:27:34,763
-My least favourite person on Earth.
-Hey, pal.
398
00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:36,140
-Justin Hammer.
-How you doing?
399
00:27:36,224 --> 00:27:39,017
You're not the only rich guy here

with a fancy car.

400
00:27:39,102 --> 00:27:41,520
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair.
401
00:27:41,604 --> 00:27:42,729
-You guys know each other?
-Hi.
402
00:27:42,814 --> 00:27:44,064
-Yes.
-Yes.
403
00:27:44,149 --> 00:27:45,315
-Yes, roughly.
-We do.
404
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,445
BTW, big story.
The new CEO of Stark Industries.
405
00:27:49,529 --> 00:27:50,821
-I know. I know.
-Congratulations.
406
00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:54,366
My editor will kill me if I don't grab
a quote for our Powerful Women issue.
407
00:27:54,451 --> 00:27:55,617
-Can I?
-Sure.
408
00:27:55,702 --> 00:27:58,203
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair.
409
00:27:58,288 --> 00:28:00,205
I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
410
00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:01,373
-Right.
-Right?
411
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:04,835
Well, she did quite a spread
on Tony last year.

412
00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:06,253
And she wrote a story as well.
413
00:28:06,337 --> 00:28:08,380
-It was very impressive.
-That was good.
414
00:28:08,465 --> 00:28:10,507
-Very well done.
-Thank you.
415
00:28:10,592 --> 00:28:12,050
-I'm gonna go wash.
-Don't leave me.
416
00:28:12,135 --> 00:28:13,594
-Hey, buddy. How you doing?
-I'm all right.
417
00:28:13,678 --> 00:28:14,970
-Looking gorgeous.
-Please, this is tough.
418
00:28:15,054 --> 00:28:17,681
-Can I ask you... Is this the first time...
-Fromage.
419
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:19,266
-Say, "Brie."
-...that you guys have seen each other?
420
00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:21,602
God, that's so awful.
421
00:28:21,686 --> 00:28:24,062
Listen, is it the first time you've seen
each other since the Senate?
422
00:28:24,147 --> 00:28:25,814
Since he got his contract revoked...
423
00:28:25,899 --> 00:28:28,108
-Actually, it's on hold.
-...when you were attempting to...
424
00:28:28,193 --> 00:28:30,194

That's not what I heard.

What's the difference between "hold"
425
00:28:30,278 --> 00:28:32,112
-and "cancelled"? The truth?
-Yes, what is?
426
00:28:32,197 --> 00:28:34,573
No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?
427
00:28:34,657 --> 00:28:38,660
The truth is, I'm actually hoping
to present something at your Expo.
428
00:28:38,745 --> 00:28:41,121
Well, if you invent something
that works,
429
00:28:41,206 --> 00:28:42,623
I'll make sure I get you a slot.
430
00:28:42,707 --> 00:28:44,917
-Mr Stark, your corner table is ready.
-Yes?
431
00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:47,211
I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do.
432
00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:50,464
-Hammer needs a slot, Christine.
-We kid, yeah.
433
00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:52,508
We kid. We're kidders.
434
00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:16,907
Got any other bad ideas?
435
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,287
Tony!
436
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:30,420
Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.
437
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,965

Him being out of the picture

created tremendous opportunities
438
00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:35,551
for Hammer Industries, you know?
439
00:29:35,635 --> 00:29:38,971
-Everything that Tony and I do...
-Well, what's the use of having...
440
00:29:39,055 --> 00:29:41,932
-...is a healthy...
-...and owning a race car...
441
00:29:42,016 --> 00:29:44,977
-...competition.
-...if you don't drive it?
442
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,563
Is he driving?
443
00:29:54,821 --> 00:29:56,530
Natalie. Natalie!
444
00:29:57,448 --> 00:29:58,657
-Yes, Miss Potts?
-Did you know about this?
445
00:29:58,741 --> 00:30:00,951
This is the first that I have known of it.
446
00:30:01,619 --> 00:30:02,786
This... This cannot happen.
447
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,538
Absolutely. I understand.
How can I help you?
448
00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:05,872
-Where's Happy?
-He's waiting outside.
449
00:30:05,957 --> 00:30:07,833
-Okay, get him. I need Happy.
-Right away.
450
00:30:08,585 --> 00:30:10,711

Tony's... You know, he...

451
00:30:10,795 --> 00:30:12,671
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?
452
00:30:12,755 --> 00:30:13,839
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,
453
00:30:13,923 --> 00:30:16,883
-can you excuse me just one second?
-Just read me what you wrote.
454
00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:18,176
-I will. I will, after.
-Just read it back to me.
455
00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:19,511
But I have to make one quick phone call.
456
00:30:19,596 --> 00:30:20,679
-Where are you going?
-This is great.
457
00:30:20,763 --> 00:30:22,139
-I've got some caviar coming.
-This is great stuff.
458
00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:23,724
-I'll be right back.
-Look!
459
00:30:23,808 --> 00:30:25,309
That's Stark.
460
00:32:23,302 --> 00:32:24,553
Go, go!
461
00:32:28,141 --> 00:32:29,433
Hang on.
462
00:33:38,377 --> 00:33:40,212
-Give me the case.
-Here. Take it.
463
00:33:40,296 --> 00:33:41,880
-Where's the key?

-It's in my pocket.
464
00:33:41,964 --> 00:33:43,131
Car!
465
00:34:46,779 --> 00:34:48,196
Oh, my God!
466
00:34:54,787 --> 00:34:57,330
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
467
00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:00,333
-Were you heading for me or him?
-I was trying to scare him.
468
00:35:00,418 --> 00:35:02,419
-'Cause I can't tell!
-Are you out of your mind?
469
00:35:02,503 --> 00:35:04,462
-Better security.
-Get in the car right now!
470
00:35:04,547 --> 00:35:06,298
I was attacked! We need better security.
471
00:35:06,382 --> 00:35:08,633
-Get in the car!
-You're CEO. Better security measures.
472
00:35:08,718 --> 00:35:10,468
God, it's embarrassing.
473
00:35:11,304 --> 00:35:13,555
First vacation in two years.
474
00:35:18,227 --> 00:35:19,644
Oh, my God!
475
00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,981
-I got him!
-Hit him again. Hit him again.
476
00:35:23,065 --> 00:35:24,941
Football.

477
00:35:27,403 --> 00:35:29,446
-I got him!
-Take the case! Take it!
478
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,197
-Take the case!
-Give him the case!
479
00:35:31,282 --> 00:35:33,116
Stop banging the car!
480
00:35:36,245 --> 00:35:37,621
Calm down.
481
00:35:38,539 --> 00:35:40,540
God! God!
482
00:35:43,127 --> 00:36:23,792
Give me the case! Please! Come on!
483
00:37:18,264 --> 00:37:19,931
You... You lose.
484
00:37:26,272 --> 00:37:28,898
You lose. You lose, Stark.
485
00:38:22,453 --> 00:38:26,122
Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.
486
00:38:31,879 --> 00:38:34,798
You could have doubled up
your rotations.
487
00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:40,261
You focused the repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.
488
00:38:40,346 --> 00:38:43,264
It's effective. Not very efficient.
489
00:38:44,308 --> 00:38:46,643
But it's a passable knock-off.
490
00:38:47,561 --> 00:38:48,853
I don't get it. A little fine tuning,

491
00:38:48,938 --> 00:38:50,730
you could have made a solid paycheck.
492
00:38:50,815 --> 00:38:54,984
You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,
493
00:38:55,069 --> 00:38:57,695
or gone right to the black market.
494
00:38:57,780 --> 00:39:00,740
You look like you got friends
in low places.
495
00:39:00,825 --> 00:39:06,371
You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.
496
00:39:07,748 --> 00:39:10,041
And now, like all guilty men,
497
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,586
you try to rewrite your own history.
498
00:39:14,255 --> 00:39:19,259
And you forget all the lives
the Stark family has destroyed.
499
00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?
500
00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:26,683
My father. Anton Vanko.
501
00:39:27,893 --> 00:39:30,061
Well, I never heard of him.
502
00:39:31,146 --> 00:39:33,857
My father is the reason you're alive.
503
00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:36,109
The reason I'm alive
is 'cause you had a shot, you took it,
504

00:39:36,193 --> 00:39:37,735

you missed.
505
00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:39,028
Did I?
506
00:39:41,907 --> 00:39:44,033
If you can make God bleed,
507
00:39:45,035 --> 00:39:47,912
the people will cease to believe in him.
508
00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:53,585
And there will be blood in the water.
And the sharks will come.
509
00:39:55,588 --> 00:40:00,008
The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch
510
00:40:00,092 --> 00:40:02,594
as the world will consume you.
511
00:40:02,678 --> 00:40:04,762
Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?
512
00:40:04,847 --> 00:40:08,766
That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.
513
00:40:08,851 --> 00:40:11,144
Hey, Tony. Before you go,
514
00:40:11,228 --> 00:40:14,606
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.
515
00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:35,501
It's just unbelievable. It proves
that the genie is out of the bottle
516
00:40:35,586 --> 00:40:38,046
and this man has no idea
what he's doing.
517
00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:41,883

He thinks of the Iron Man weapon

as a toy.
518
00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:46,804
I was at a hearing
where Mr Stark, in fact, was adamant
519
00:40:46,889 --> 00:40:50,516
that these suits
can't exist anywhere else,
520
00:40:50,601 --> 00:40:53,144
don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else,
521
00:40:53,228 --> 00:40:54,562
at least for five to 10 years,
522
00:40:54,647 --> 00:40:59,275
and here we are in Monaco realising,
"These suits exist now."
523
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,526
Mute.
524
00:41:02,821 --> 00:41:06,115
He should be giving me a medal.
That's the truth.
525
00:41:09,662 --> 00:41:13,456
-What is that?
-This is your in-flight meal.
526
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,628
Did you just make that?
527
00:41:18,712 --> 00:41:22,131
Yeah. Where do you think I've been
for three hours?
528
00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:24,300
Tony,
529
00:41:26,470 --> 00:41:28,721
what are you not telling me?
530
00:41:32,643 --> 00:41:35,645

I don't want to go home. At all.

531
00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,608
Let's cancel my birthday party and...
532
00:41:40,693 --> 00:41:43,277
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.
533
00:41:43,362 --> 00:41:44,570
-Remember?
-Oh, yes.
534
00:41:44,655 --> 00:41:46,531
It's a great place to
535
00:41:49,034 --> 00:41:52,161
-be healthy.
-I don't think this is the right time.
536
00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:54,497
We're in kind of a mess.
537
00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:56,207
Yeah, but maybe that's why
it's the best time.
538
00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:58,334
-'Cause then we...
-Well, I think as the CEO,
539
00:41:58,419 --> 00:41:59,544
I need to show up.
540
00:41:59,628 --> 00:42:03,923
As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.
541
00:42:04,008 --> 00:42:05,341
-A leave?
-A company retreat.
542
00:42:05,426 --> 00:42:07,969
-A retreat? During a time like this?
-Just a ride.
543
00:42:08,053 --> 00:42:11,639
Well, I'm just saying, to recharge

our batteries and figure it all out.

544
00:42:11,724 --> 00:42:14,475
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.
545
00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:28,568
Hey, there he is.
546
00:44:29,278 --> 00:44:30,736
There he is.
547
00:44:32,656 --> 00:44:35,825
What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.
548
00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:37,952
Oh, goodness gracious.
549
00:44:38,078 --> 00:44:41,581
Can we get the handcuffs
off my friend here?
550
00:44:41,665 --> 00:44:45,168
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
551
00:44:45,252 --> 00:44:49,046
I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.
552
00:44:49,131 --> 00:44:51,424
He's not an animal. Come on.
553
00:44:52,301 --> 00:44:54,969
He's a human being. Thank you.
554
00:45:00,017 --> 00:45:01,434
We're fine.
555
00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:04,770
My name is Justin Hammer.
556
00:45:04,855 --> 00:45:08,191
I'd like to do some business with you.
Please sit.
557
00:45:11,945 --> 00:45:14,405

Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?

558
00:45:14,489 --> 00:45:17,825
-We have some salmon carpaccio.
-Salmon carpaccio.
559
00:45:19,286 --> 00:45:21,120
Anything you want here, we got it.
560
00:45:21,205 --> 00:45:25,291
I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.
561
00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:27,251
It's Italian, though.
562
00:45:27,336 --> 00:45:29,128
Organic ice cream.
563
00:45:29,213 --> 00:45:33,132
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.
564
00:45:35,052 --> 00:45:37,845
What I saw you do to Tony Stark
on that track,
565
00:45:37,971 --> 00:45:41,599
how you stepped up to him
in front of God and everybody,
566
00:45:41,683 --> 00:45:43,809
that was... Wow!
567
00:45:43,894 --> 00:45:45,436
You spoke to me with what you did.
568
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,147
And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.
569
00:45:48,232 --> 00:45:49,774
This is why I couldn't bear
to have you shipped off
570
00:45:49,858 --> 00:45:52,652
to God knows where. It would have been

such a waste of talent.

571
00:45:52,736 --> 00:45:54,070
But if I might make a suggestion,
572
00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:56,864
you know,
you don't just go and try and kill the guy.
573
00:45:56,990 --> 00:46:01,202
I think, if I may, you go after his legacy.
574
00:46:01,328 --> 00:46:03,371
That's what you kill.
575
00:46:03,497 --> 00:46:06,457
You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.
576
00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:11,170
The only difference between you and I
is that I have resources.
577
00:46:12,005 --> 00:46:14,423
I think, if I may,
578
00:46:14,508 --> 00:46:16,842
you need my resources.
579
00:46:16,927 --> 00:46:19,512
Someone behind you, a benefactor.
580
00:46:19,596 --> 00:46:21,681
I'd like to be that guy.
581
00:46:33,568 --> 00:46:37,863
Okay. Do you speak English?
Because I can get a translator.
582
00:46:37,948 --> 00:46:40,783
I don't know. Have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?
583
00:46:40,867 --> 00:46:42,285
Very good, man.
584

00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:45,538

-Very good, man.
-Very good, man.
585
00:46:45,622 --> 00:46:46,747
Hey!
586
00:46:48,292 --> 00:46:50,459
-Hey.
-Yes?
587
00:46:50,544 --> 00:46:52,128
I want my bird.
588
00:46:54,131 --> 00:46:57,800
-A bird? You want a bird?
-I want my bird.
589
00:46:57,884 --> 00:46:59,552
I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.
590
00:46:59,636 --> 00:47:01,178
I want my bird.
591
00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:03,806
Well, okay.
Nothing's impossible. I could...
592
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:07,560
Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?
593
00:47:07,644 --> 00:47:10,688
Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong
594
00:47:10,772 --> 00:47:12,690
-despite the events in Monaco.
-Yes, of course.
595
00:47:12,774 --> 00:47:16,235
-The AP wants a quote.
-Don't tell him. Fax them...
596
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,820
Where is he?

597
00:47:17,904 --> 00:47:19,697
-He doesn't want to be disturbed.
-He's downstairs.
598
00:47:19,781 --> 00:47:21,240
-...what happened in Monaco?
-Yes, but...
599
00:47:21,325 --> 00:47:23,826
But his continuing erratic behaviour
600
00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:26,037
may lead many people
to ask themselves,
601
00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,955
"Can this man still protect us?"
602
00:47:28,081 --> 00:47:31,334
Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
The events in Monaco proved that.
603
00:47:32,627 --> 00:47:37,006
Query complete, sir.
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist
604
00:47:37,090 --> 00:47:40,092
who defected to the United States
in 1963.
605
00:47:40,177 --> 00:47:44,347
However, he was accused of espionage
and was deported in 1967.
606
00:47:44,431 --> 00:47:46,807
His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,
607
00:47:46,933 --> 00:47:51,645
was convicted of selling Soviet-era
weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,
608
00:47:51,772 --> 00:47:54,231
and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison.
609
00:47:54,316 --> 00:47:56,442
No further records exist.

610
00:48:00,989 --> 00:48:02,615
Tony, you gotta get upstairs
611
00:48:02,699 --> 00:48:04,950
and get on top
of this situation right now.
612
00:48:05,035 --> 00:48:08,037
Listen. I've been on the phone
with the National Guard all day,
613
00:48:09,373 --> 00:48:12,208
trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the PCH,
614
00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:15,169
knocking down your front door
and taking these.
615
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:17,296
They're gonna take your suits,
Tony, okay?
616
00:48:17,381 --> 00:48:19,298
They're sick of the games.
617
00:48:19,383 --> 00:48:22,593
You said nobody else would possess
this technology for 20 years.
618
00:48:22,677 --> 00:48:25,888
Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.
619
00:48:25,972 --> 00:48:28,307
It's not theoretical any more.
620
00:48:29,518 --> 00:48:31,560
Are you listening to me?
621
00:48:33,688 --> 00:48:35,314
-Are you okay?
-Let's go.
622
00:48:39,694 --> 00:48:42,238
Hey, man. Hey, hey!

623
00:48:44,574 --> 00:48:47,952
-You all right?
-Yeah, I should get to my desk.
624
00:48:48,036 --> 00:48:50,162
-See that cigar box?
-Yeah.
625
00:48:50,539 --> 00:48:52,164
It's palladium.
626
00:48:59,172 --> 00:49:00,631
Is that supposed to be smoking?
627
00:49:00,715 --> 00:49:05,010
If you must know, it's neutron damage.
It's from the reactor wall.
628
00:49:08,723 --> 00:49:10,850
You had this in your body?
629
00:49:15,689 --> 00:49:19,525
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?
630
00:49:19,609 --> 00:49:21,026
Road rash.
631
00:49:24,406 --> 00:49:25,781
Thank you.
632
00:49:37,210 --> 00:49:40,713
-What are you looking at?
-I'm looking at you.
633
00:49:40,797 --> 00:49:43,841
You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act
634
00:49:43,925 --> 00:49:45,968
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.
635
00:49:46,052 --> 00:49:48,262
You know, I wish I could believe that.
I really do.

636
00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:50,598
But you've gotta trust me.
637
00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:54,476
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.
638
00:50:03,236 --> 00:50:05,529
This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.
639
00:50:05,614 --> 00:50:09,074
You can work in absolute peace.
Must be fun to be dead, right?
640
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:10,576
No pressure.
641
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:13,662
Here they are. I'm very excited.
They're combat-ready.
642
00:50:13,747 --> 00:50:15,206
I may have done a few miscalculations
643
00:50:15,290 --> 00:50:17,291
and rushed the prototype
into production.
644
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:19,251
Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.
645
00:50:19,336 --> 00:50:21,629
Go ahead, take a look around.
646
00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:28,344
You don't wanna do that.
647
00:50:28,428 --> 00:50:30,054
You'll be able to access that
648
00:50:30,138 --> 00:50:32,056
as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.
649
00:50:32,140 --> 00:50:34,225

Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?
650
00:50:34,309 --> 00:50:37,436
Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.
651
00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:40,272
Never mind, I...
652
00:50:41,524 --> 00:50:44,818
Wow. Okay. Good stuff.
653
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,615
-Sorry?
-Software shit.
654
00:50:51,868 --> 00:50:53,118
Well...
655
00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:56,038
You're good.
656
00:50:56,289 --> 00:50:59,458
You really blasted in
past the firewall there.
657
00:51:00,710 --> 00:51:03,587
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.
658
00:51:03,672 --> 00:51:05,631
Go ahead, take a look.
659
00:51:06,508 --> 00:51:09,134
Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?
660
00:51:09,219 --> 00:51:11,220
You know,
those are really just for show and tell.
661
00:51:11,304 --> 00:51:16,308
They're $1 25.7 million a pop, so...
Wait! Oh, gosh.
662
00:51:18,395 --> 00:51:21,313

Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here.

663
00:51:22,148 --> 00:51:24,733
That's where the pilot goes.
664
00:51:24,818 --> 00:51:28,862
I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers.
665
00:51:28,989 --> 00:51:32,116
I'll take care of that, just leave it.
666
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,701
What you want them do?
667
00:51:33,827 --> 00:51:38,998
Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.
668
00:51:39,082 --> 00:51:41,125
I want to make Iron Man
look like an antique.
669
00:51:41,209 --> 00:51:42,334
I wanna go to that Stark Expo,
670
00:51:42,419 --> 00:51:44,336
I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.
671
00:51:44,421 --> 00:51:45,838
You know what I'm talking about?
672
00:51:45,922 --> 00:51:48,090
-I can do that. No problem.
-Yeah?
673
00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:50,342
Hey, fabulous! I love it.
674
00:51:50,427 --> 00:51:53,137
Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.
675
00:52:02,731 --> 00:52:05,190
Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr Stark?

676
00:52:05,525 --> 00:52:07,526
I'll give them a look.
677
00:52:10,405 --> 00:52:11,864
I should cancel the party.
678
00:52:12,949 --> 00:52:14,199
-Probably.
-Yeah.
679
00:52:14,284 --> 00:52:16,910
-'Cause it's...
-Ill-timed.
680
00:52:17,037 --> 00:52:18,495
Right, sends the wrong message.
681
00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:20,080
Inappropriate.
682
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,213
Is that dirty enough for you?
683
00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:32,968
Gold face, brown band.
The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.
684
00:52:33,470 --> 00:52:34,928
Bring them over here.
685
00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:40,392
I'll take that. Why don't you...
686
00:52:52,447 --> 00:52:54,782
I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.
687
00:52:55,075 --> 00:52:57,242
-Where are you from?
-Legal.
688
00:52:59,954 --> 00:53:02,081
Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?
689

00:53:02,165 --> 00:53:03,457

Bit odd.
690
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:07,127
If this was your last birthday party
you were ever gonna have,
691
00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:08,796
how would you celebrate it?
692
00:53:11,466 --> 00:53:15,636
I'd do whatever I wanted to do
with whoever I wanted to do it with.
693
00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:48,460
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
694
00:53:49,379 --> 00:53:51,338
Yes, sir, I understand.
695
00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:55,676
No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.
696
00:53:55,802 --> 00:53:58,095
Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,
697
00:53:58,179 --> 00:54:00,013
Iron Man will be back on watch.
698
00:54:07,313 --> 00:54:08,814
Hey, Pepper.
699
00:54:09,149 --> 00:54:11,233
I'm going to go get some air.
700
00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:12,693
What's wrong?
701
00:54:13,486 --> 00:54:15,821
-I don't know what to do.
-You gotta be kidding me.
702
00:54:21,995 --> 00:54:24,621
-That's it. I'm making... Pepper.

-No, no, no. Don't call anyone.

703
00:54:24,706 --> 00:54:26,623
This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.
704
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:27,958
I know. I know. I get it.
705
00:54:28,042 --> 00:54:29,293
I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.
706
00:54:29,377 --> 00:54:32,337
Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.
707
00:54:33,506 --> 00:54:35,174
You know, the question
I get asked most often is,
708
00:54:35,258 --> 00:54:37,759
"Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
in the suit?"
709
00:54:41,181 --> 00:54:42,598
Just like that.
710
00:54:46,227 --> 00:54:49,188
Does this guy know
how to throw a party or what?
711
00:54:52,859 --> 00:54:53,901
I love you.
712
00:54:54,027 --> 00:54:56,653
Unbelievable! Thank you so much.
713
00:54:56,738 --> 00:55:00,699
Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.
714
00:55:00,783 --> 00:55:04,786
And we're gonna say good night now,
and thank you all for coming.
715
00:55:04,871 --> 00:55:06,079
No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait.

716
00:55:06,206 --> 00:55:07,956
We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.
717
00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,834
You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?
718
00:55:10,919 --> 00:55:13,253
-You're out of control, gorgeous.
-It's time to go to bed. It's time.
719
00:55:13,379 --> 00:55:14,463
-Give me another smooch.
-You're not going to be
720
00:55:14,547 --> 00:55:15,756
-happy about this.
-Come on, you know you want to.
721
00:55:15,882 --> 00:55:17,216
You just peed the suit.
722
00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:18,759
-I know. It has a filtration system.
-It's not sexy.
723
00:55:18,885 --> 00:55:20,260
You could drink that water.
724
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,931
Just send everybody home, okay?
It's time to...
725
00:55:24,057 --> 00:55:25,766
-If you say so.
-Okay.
726
00:55:25,892 --> 00:55:28,060
I'll take this, you take that.
727
00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:31,063
Pepper Potts.
728
00:55:32,398 --> 00:55:33,899
She's right. The party's over.

729
00:55:33,983 --> 00:55:36,944
Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago.
730
00:55:37,070 --> 00:55:40,572
The after-party starts in 15 minutes.
731
00:55:44,118 --> 00:55:48,288
And if anybody, Pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.
732
00:55:54,754 --> 00:55:56,129
Yeah!
733
00:56:00,510 --> 00:56:01,760
Hit!
734
00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:20,612
Pull!
735
00:56:29,622 --> 00:56:31,790
I think she wants the Gallagher!
736
00:56:41,134 --> 00:56:43,051
I'm only gonna say this once.
737
00:56:46,556 --> 00:56:47,889
Get out.
738
00:56:54,397 --> 00:56:57,482
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!
739
00:56:59,110 --> 00:57:00,277
Goldstein.
740
00:57:01,529 --> 00:57:02,738
Yes, Mr Stark?
741
00:57:02,822 --> 00:57:06,074
Give me a phat beat
to beat my buddy's ass to.
742
00:57:09,871 --> 00:57:11,872
I told you to shut it down.

743
00:57:22,383 --> 00:57:25,969
Now, put that thing back where
you found it before someone gets hurt.
744
00:57:32,685 --> 00:57:33,935
Really?
745
00:57:41,736 --> 00:57:45,322
Sorry, pal,
but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
746
00:57:45,907 --> 00:57:48,158
Sidekick this!
747
00:57:56,668 --> 00:57:58,168
Had enough?
748
00:57:59,087 --> 00:58:00,545
-Natalie!
-Miss Potts.
749
00:58:00,630 --> 00:58:02,756
Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you.
750
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,883
You know what?
Ever since you came here...
751
00:58:08,596 --> 00:58:09,638
Pepper!
752
00:58:11,182 --> 00:58:12,516
Get out of here. Get out of here.
753
00:58:18,773 --> 00:58:21,525
You want it? Take it!
754
00:59:02,775 --> 00:59:03,984
Put your hand down.
755
00:59:04,068 --> 00:59:06,278
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?
756
00:59:06,362 --> 00:59:07,654

We don't have to do this, Tony.

757
00:59:07,947 --> 00:59:09,614
You wanna be the War Machine,
take your shot.
758
00:59:09,699 --> 00:59:11,533
-Put it down!
-You gonna take a shot?
759
00:59:11,617 --> 00:59:12,868
-Put it down!
-No!
760
00:59:12,952 --> 00:59:14,411
-Drop it, Tony!
-Take it.
761
01:00:25,441 --> 01:00:27,859
Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant
Colonel James Rhodes,
762
01:00:27,944 --> 01:00:31,154
inbound from three miles east
at 5,000 feet...
763
01:01:15,575 --> 01:01:16,908
Colonel.
764
01:01:17,869 --> 01:01:19,119
Major.
765
01:01:19,871 --> 01:01:20,996
Wow.
766
01:01:22,206 --> 01:01:23,498
Yeah.
767
01:01:25,334 --> 01:01:27,252
Let's take it inside.
768
01:01:27,336 --> 01:01:28,837
Clear the area.
769
01:01:51,611 --> 01:01:52,819
Sir!

770
01:01:52,904 --> 01:01:55,363
I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the doughnut.
771
01:01:59,410 --> 01:02:01,578
I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.
772
01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:06,124
No, no, no. See, I remember,
you do everything yourself.
773
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:09,419
-How's that working out for you?
-It's... It's... It's...
774
01:02:10,922 --> 01:02:12,255
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.
775
01:02:12,340 --> 01:02:14,132
Do I look at the patch or the eye?
776
01:02:15,259 --> 01:02:16,343
Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.
777
01:02:16,427 --> 01:02:18,762
I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...
778
01:02:18,846 --> 01:02:20,931
I am very real.
779
01:02:21,015 --> 01:02:23,016
I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.
780
01:02:23,517 --> 01:02:26,770
-Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
-That's not looking so good.
781
01:02:27,521 --> 01:02:29,522
I've been worse.
782
01:02:31,192 --> 01:02:32,233
We've secured the perimeter,

783
01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:35,195
but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.
784
01:02:38,783 --> 01:02:41,618
-You're fired.
-That's not up to you.
785
01:02:42,328 --> 01:02:45,538
Tony, I want you to meet
Agent Romanoff.
786
01:02:45,623 --> 01:02:46,748
-Hi.
-I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.
787
01:02:46,832 --> 01:02:49,459
Once we knew you were ill,
I was tasked to you by Director Fury.
788
01:02:49,543 --> 01:02:51,378
I suggest you apologise.
789
01:02:51,462 --> 01:02:53,004
You've been very busy.
790
01:02:53,089 --> 01:02:56,341
You made your girl your CEO,
you're giving away all your stuff.
791
01:02:56,425 --> 01:02:59,427
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.
792
01:02:59,512 --> 01:03:00,887
Now, if I didn't know better...
793
01:03:00,972 --> 01:03:02,973
You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.
794
01:03:03,057 --> 01:03:05,725
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?
795
01:03:05,810 --> 01:03:09,020
You're Iron Man and he just took it?

796
01:03:09,105 --> 01:03:11,898
The little brother walked in there,
kicked your ass and took your suit?
797
01:03:11,983 --> 01:03:13,191
Is that possible?
798
01:03:13,275 --> 01:03:15,902
Well, according to Mr Stark's
database security guidelines,
799
01:03:15,987 --> 01:03:18,989
there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorised usage.
800
01:03:21,784 --> 01:03:24,411
-What do you want from me?
-What do we want from you?
801
01:03:24,495 --> 01:03:26,371
What do you want from me?
802
01:03:26,455 --> 01:03:30,125
You have become a problem,
a problem I have to deal with.
803
01:03:30,209 --> 01:03:33,461
Contrary to your belief,
you are not the centre of my universe.
804
01:03:33,546 --> 01:03:36,589
I have bigger problems than you
in the southwest region to deal with.
805
01:03:36,674 --> 01:03:37,716
Hit him.
806
01:03:38,926 --> 01:03:42,262
Oh, God, are you gonna
steal my kidney and sell it?
807
01:03:42,722 --> 01:03:45,640
Could you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?
808
01:03:46,225 --> 01:03:49,853
-What did she just do to me?

-What did we just do for you?

809
01:03:49,937 --> 01:03:52,355
That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.
810
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,315
We're trying to get you back to work.
811
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,484
Give me a couple of boxes of that.
I'll be right as rain.
812
01:03:56,569 --> 01:03:58,486
It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.
813
01:03:58,571 --> 01:04:01,072
Doesn't look like it's gonna be
an easy fix.
814
01:04:01,157 --> 01:04:03,366
Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.
815
01:04:03,451 --> 01:04:05,827
I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium.
816
01:04:05,911 --> 01:04:10,331
I've tried every combination, every
permutation of every known element.
817
01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:13,501
Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.
818
01:04:14,962 --> 01:04:18,089
Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
819
01:04:18,174 --> 01:04:19,716
Candygram.
820
01:04:23,929 --> 01:04:25,388
I brought you something.
821
01:04:25,973 --> 01:04:27,724
Oh, yeah.

822
01:04:30,269 --> 01:04:32,103
We got you the bird, pal.
823
01:04:32,188 --> 01:04:33,521
This is not my bird.
824
01:04:33,939 --> 01:04:36,024
What do you mean?
That's the bird. This is the bird.
825
01:04:36,108 --> 01:04:38,902
Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird.
826
01:04:38,986 --> 01:04:40,278
This is a great bird.
827
01:04:40,362 --> 01:04:42,989
-It's a beautiful bird.
-We got this all the way from Russia.
828
01:04:43,074 --> 01:04:45,533
Hey, man, this not my bird.
829
01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:51,790
Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.
830
01:04:51,874 --> 01:04:54,667
I mean, you know, look,
don't get so attached to things.
831
01:04:54,752 --> 01:04:56,461
Learn to let go.
832
01:04:59,215 --> 01:05:01,716
Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?
833
01:05:02,259 --> 01:05:05,386
Is that... That's not a helmet.
What is that?
834
01:05:13,896 --> 01:05:17,440
Ivan... What's this? Jack.
835

01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,443

Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.
836
01:05:20,528 --> 01:05:23,113
How... How are you supposed
to get a head in there?
837
01:05:23,197 --> 01:05:25,031
-Jack, could you put your head in there?
-No.
838
01:05:25,116 --> 01:05:28,326
Try to put your head in there.
Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.
839
01:05:28,410 --> 01:05:31,079
See, Ivan?
He can't put his head in there.
840
01:05:31,163 --> 01:05:35,542
That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head.
I need to put a guy in there.
841
01:05:35,626 --> 01:05:39,003
I need to fit a person in that suit.
You understand?
842
01:05:39,338 --> 01:05:41,464
-Drone better.
-What? Drone better?
843
01:05:41,549 --> 01:05:44,134
Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?
844
01:05:44,218 --> 01:05:46,010
People make problem.
845
01:05:46,095 --> 01:05:47,971
Trust me. Drone better.
846
01:05:48,430 --> 01:05:52,600
Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.
847
01:05:53,477 --> 01:05:55,311
You said, "No problem."

848
01:05:55,396 --> 01:05:58,314
That's what you said to me.
You said, "No problem."
849
01:05:58,399 --> 01:06:01,192
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.
850
01:06:01,277 --> 01:06:03,278
Like Iron Man. You understand?
851
01:06:03,362 --> 01:06:06,489
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.
852
01:06:07,324 --> 01:06:08,658
Hey, man.
853
01:06:10,202 --> 01:06:12,787
Don't get too attached to things.
854
01:06:13,497 --> 01:06:15,206
Learn to let go.
855
01:06:18,294 --> 01:06:21,296
These drones
better steal the show, Ivan.
856
01:06:21,922 --> 01:06:25,341
You understand?
Better rock my world, Ivan.
857
01:06:34,935 --> 01:06:36,603
Unbelievable.
858
01:06:37,062 --> 01:06:39,731
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.
859
01:06:39,815 --> 01:06:43,193
-It's functional?
-Fully mission-capable.
860
01:06:43,569 --> 01:06:46,946
Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponize it.

861
01:06:47,948 --> 01:06:48,990
Sir?
862
01:06:49,074 --> 01:06:51,701
Justin Hammer's making
a weapons presentation at the Expo.
863
01:06:51,785 --> 01:06:53,411
We'd like this to introduce it.
864
01:06:53,495 --> 01:06:55,079
Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...
865
01:06:55,164 --> 01:06:57,957
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.
866
01:06:58,042 --> 01:07:01,085
-We've got to make this happen.
-Yes, General, but...
867
01:07:01,170 --> 01:07:03,171
It's also an order.
868
01:07:03,547 --> 01:07:04,881
Yes, sir.
869
01:07:05,257 --> 01:07:08,718
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.
870
01:07:08,802 --> 01:07:10,428
Thank you, sir.
871
01:07:16,602 --> 01:07:20,313
That thing in your chest
is based on unfinished technology.
872
01:07:20,397 --> 01:07:21,439
No, it was finished.
873
01:07:21,523 --> 01:07:25,652
It has never been particularly effective
until I miniaturised it and put it in my...
874
01:07:25,736 --> 01:07:27,862

No. Howard said the arc reactor

875
01:07:27,947 --> 01:07:29,697
was the stepping stone
to something greater.
876
01:07:29,782 --> 01:07:34,285
He was about to kick off an energy race
that was gonna dwarf the arms race.
877
01:07:34,787 --> 01:07:35,912
He was on to something big,
878
01:07:35,996 --> 01:07:39,457
something so big that it was gonna
make the nuclear reactor
879
01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:41,542
look like a triple-A battery.
880
01:07:41,627 --> 01:07:44,128
Just him,
or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?
881
01:07:44,213 --> 01:07:47,298
Anton Vanko
is the other side of that coin.
882
01:07:47,383 --> 01:07:49,425
Anton saw it as a way to get rich.
883
01:07:49,510 --> 01:07:51,886
When your father found out,
he had him deported.
884
01:07:51,971 --> 01:07:53,888
When the Russians found out
he couldn't deliver,
885
01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:55,515
they shipped his ass off to Siberia
886
01:07:55,599 --> 01:07:58,351
and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fuelled rage.
887
01:07:58,435 --> 01:08:00,979

Not quite the environment

you want to raise a kid in,
888
01:08:01,063 --> 01:08:05,191
the son you had the misfortune
of crossing paths with in Monaco.
889
01:08:05,567 --> 01:08:06,901
You told me I hadn't tried everything.
890
01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:09,195
What do you mean I haven't
tried everything? What haven't I tried?
891
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,533
He said that you were the only person
with the means and knowledge
892
01:08:13,659 --> 01:08:15,660
to finish what he started.
893
01:08:15,744 --> 01:08:17,245
He said that?
894
01:08:17,413 --> 01:08:20,039
Are you that guy? Are you?
895
01:08:20,124 --> 01:08:25,420
'Cause if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.
896
01:08:29,717 --> 01:08:31,175
I don't know
where you get your information,
897
01:08:31,260 --> 01:08:33,511
but he wasn't my biggest fan.
898
01:08:33,595 --> 01:08:34,971
What do you remember
about your dad?
899
01:08:35,055 --> 01:08:36,764
He was cold, he was calculating.
900
01:08:36,849 --> 01:08:39,600
He never told me he loved me.

He never even told me he liked me,

901
01:08:39,685 --> 01:08:41,269
so it's a little tough for me to digest
902
01:08:41,353 --> 01:08:43,813
when you're telling me he said
the whole future was riding on me
903
01:08:43,897 --> 01:08:46,858
and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.
904
01:08:46,942 --> 01:08:48,192
You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day
905
01:08:48,277 --> 01:08:49,777
was when he shipped me
off to boarding school.
906
01:08:49,862 --> 01:08:50,945
That's not true.
907
01:08:51,030 --> 01:08:53,698
Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
better than I did.
908
01:08:54,116 --> 01:08:57,785
As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.
909
01:08:57,870 --> 01:08:59,037
What?
910
01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:01,664
-I got a 2:00.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
911
01:09:01,749 --> 01:09:03,291
-What's this?
-Okay, you're good, right?
912
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:05,126
-No, I'm not good.
-You got this? Right? Right?
913

01:09:05,210 --> 01:09:07,086

Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.
914
01:09:07,171 --> 01:09:10,423
Natasha will remain a floater at Stark
with her cover intact.
915
01:09:10,507 --> 01:09:13,426
-You remember Agent Coulson, right?
-Yeah.
916
01:09:13,844 --> 01:09:15,345
And Tony,
917
01:09:16,555 --> 01:09:19,599
remember, I got my eye on you.
918
01:09:25,647 --> 01:09:28,900
We've disabled all communications.
No contact with the outside world.
919
01:09:28,984 --> 01:09:30,360
Good luck.
920
01:09:34,448 --> 01:09:35,698
Please.
921
01:09:36,283 --> 01:09:39,494
First thing, I need a little bodywork.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.
922
01:09:39,578 --> 01:09:41,746
If we could send one of your goon squad
down to The Coffee Bean,
923
01:09:41,830 --> 01:09:44,415
Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run,
or something like that, that'd be nice.
924
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:45,625
I'm not here for that.
925
01:09:45,709 --> 01:09:47,168
I've been authorised by Director Fury
926
01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:49,712

to use any means necessary

to keep you on premises.
927
01:09:49,797 --> 01:09:52,423
If you attempt to leave
or play any games,
928
01:09:52,508 --> 01:09:55,718
I will tase you and watch Supernanny
while you drool into the carpet.
929
01:09:55,803 --> 01:09:58,054
-Okay?
-I think I got it, yeah.
930
01:09:58,138 --> 01:10:00,014
Enjoy your evening's entertainment.
931
01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:28,000
Think this is the power source?
932
01:10:28,085 --> 01:10:32,880
Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
Let's just focus on arming it, all right?
933
01:10:34,007 --> 01:10:35,341
Yes, sir.
934
01:10:35,759 --> 01:10:37,051
Oh, yes!
935
01:10:37,469 --> 01:10:39,387
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
936
01:10:39,471 --> 01:10:41,222
Is it my birthday?
937
01:10:41,515 --> 01:10:44,934
You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?
938
01:10:48,063 --> 01:10:50,898
-Is this what I think it is?
-Yes, it is.
939
01:10:50,983 --> 01:10:54,068
Hammer, I want to know

what you're gonna do for us.

940
01:10:54,236 --> 01:10:55,736
What am I going to do for you?
941
01:10:55,821 --> 01:10:58,573
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
is I'm gonna upgrade your software.
942
01:10:58,949 --> 01:11:01,951
-And then, second, I think I should...
-That's not what I'm talking about.
943
01:11:02,035 --> 01:11:04,370
I'm talking about firepower.
944
01:11:05,873 --> 01:11:07,957
Well, you're talking to the right guy.
945
01:11:09,251 --> 01:11:12,545
Claridge Hi-Tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.
946
01:11:13,839 --> 01:11:16,174
Too downtown? I agree.
947
01:11:16,717 --> 01:11:18,968
M24 shotgun, pump action.
948
01:11:19,595 --> 01:11:20,887
Five-round magazine.
949
01:11:20,971 --> 01:11:22,305
You know what? You're not a hunter.
950
01:11:22,389 --> 01:11:24,474
What am I talking about?
I'm getting rid of it.
951
01:11:24,558 --> 01:11:27,018
This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.
952
01:11:27,102 --> 01:11:29,395
They do make something
better than waffles.
953

01:11:30,230 --> 01:11:32,356

It's beautiful, but I can tell
this isn't disco enough for you,
954
01:11:32,441 --> 01:11:33,733
so I'm gonna put it right here.
955
01:11:33,817 --> 01:11:36,861
You're looking at
a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.
956
01:11:36,945 --> 01:11:39,989
Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.
957
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,574
You're tough.
958
01:11:41,658 --> 01:11:44,160
Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.
959
01:11:44,244 --> 01:11:45,745
Don't let anyone tell you different.
960
01:11:46,163 --> 01:11:49,457
This is an M1 34 7.62 Minigun.
961
01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:53,002
Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.
962
01:11:53,086 --> 01:11:55,213
Our boys in uniform call it
Uncle Gazpacho,
963
01:11:55,297 --> 01:11:57,673
or Puff the Magic Dragon.
964
01:12:00,677 --> 01:12:01,761
Okay.
965
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:07,475
These are the Cubans, baby.
This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.
966
01:12:09,144 --> 01:12:11,062
This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle

967
01:12:11,146 --> 01:12:15,441
with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.
968
01:12:16,026 --> 01:12:19,529
It's capable of busting the bunker
under the bunker you just busted.
969
01:12:19,613 --> 01:12:21,781
If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.
970
01:12:21,865 --> 01:12:25,284
A book that would make Ulysses
look like it was written in crayon.
971
01:12:25,869 --> 01:12:27,119
It would read it to you.
972
01:12:27,788 --> 01:12:29,288
This is my Eiffel Tower.
973
01:12:29,373 --> 01:12:32,458
This is my Rachmaninoff's Th ird.
My Piet.
974
01:12:32,542 --> 01:12:35,628
It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.
975
01:12:35,712 --> 01:12:40,424
It's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.
976
01:12:41,510 --> 01:12:43,427
I call it the Ex-Wife.
977
01:12:48,558 --> 01:12:50,476
That's the best I got.
978
01:12:55,565 --> 01:12:57,233
Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.
979
01:12:57,317 --> 01:13:01,279
-You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.

-I think I'll take it.

980
01:13:01,571 --> 01:13:04,240
-Which one?
-All of it.
981
01:13:06,201 --> 01:13:07,243
All of it.
982
01:13:44,656 --> 01:13:48,284
Everything is achievable
through technology.
983
01:13:48,535 --> 01:13:50,911
Better living, robust health
984
01:13:50,996 --> 01:13:56,834
and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.
985
01:13:57,336 --> 01:13:58,586
I'm Howard Stark,
986
01:13:58,670 --> 01:14:02,673
and everything you'll need for the future
can be found right here.
987
01:14:02,799 --> 01:14:05,801
City of the Future?
City of Tomorrow? City of...
988
01:14:11,641 --> 01:14:12,767
I'm Howard Stark,
989
01:14:12,851 --> 01:14:16,771
and everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.
990
01:14:16,855 --> 01:14:19,690
So, from all of us at Stark lndustries,
991
01:14:19,816 --> 01:14:22,109
I would like to personally...
992
01:14:22,694 --> 01:14:24,945
Tony, what are you doing back there?
What is that?

993
01:14:25,030 --> 01:14:28,657
Put that back.
Put it back where you got it from.
994
01:14:28,867 --> 01:14:31,035
Where's your mother? Maria?
995
01:14:31,453 --> 01:14:33,371
Go on. Go, go, go, go.
996
01:14:35,665 --> 01:14:37,875
All right, I think we got...
997
01:14:38,210 --> 01:14:40,044
I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...
998
01:14:43,965 --> 01:14:45,883
Are you waiting on me?
999
01:14:47,677 --> 01:14:52,306
So, from all of us at Stark lndustries,
I'd like to personally show you
1000
01:14:53,058 --> 01:14:54,141
my ass.
1001
01:14:54,226 --> 01:14:56,310
I'd like to... I can't... This is...
1002
01:14:56,395 --> 01:14:58,729
I can't... We have this, don't we?
1003
01:14:58,855 --> 01:15:01,816
This is a ridiculous way...
1004
01:15:02,234 --> 01:15:03,734
Everything
1005
01:15:04,736 --> 01:15:06,237
is achievable
1006
01:15:07,030 --> 01:15:08,906
through technology.
1007

01:15:21,378 --> 01:15:22,503

Tony?
1008
01:15:22,587 --> 01:15:24,505
You're too young
to understand this right now,
1009
01:15:24,589 --> 01:15:27,591
so I thought
I would put it on film for you.
1010
01:15:29,428 --> 01:15:31,262
I built this for you.
1011
01:15:32,264 --> 01:15:34,849
And someday you'll realise
that it represents a whole lot more
1012
01:15:34,933 --> 01:15:38,936
than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.
1013
01:15:40,105 --> 01:15:42,440
This is the key to the future.
1014
01:15:45,402 --> 01:15:50,197
I'm limited by the technology of my time,
but one day you'll figure this out.
1015
01:15:51,074 --> 01:15:52,783
And when you do,
1016
01:15:53,702 --> 01:15:55,786
you will change the world.
1017
01:15:57,247 --> 01:16:01,208
What is and always will be
my greatest creation
1018
01:16:03,587 --> 01:16:04,962
is you.
1019
01:16:25,942 --> 01:16:28,736
-$6. Six.
-I don't have any dough.
1020
01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:30,404

-Here.
-No, sir, that's too much.
1021
01:16:30,489 --> 01:16:31,655
No, it's fine. Take that.
1022
01:16:31,781 --> 01:16:33,782
-It's fine.
-No, seor.
1023
01:16:33,992 --> 01:16:36,994
Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.
1024
01:16:37,078 --> 01:16:38,996
If you just drop that there,
that'd be great.
1025
01:16:39,331 --> 01:16:41,957
-Are you Iron Man?
-Sometimes.
1026
01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:43,834
We believe in you.
1027
01:16:44,294 --> 01:16:47,004
It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.
1028
01:16:47,422 --> 01:16:48,506
-Miss Potts?
-Relax.
1029
01:16:48,632 --> 01:16:49,673
-Mr Stark...
-Is here.
1030
01:16:49,758 --> 01:16:51,592
-He refuses...
-I don't. It's fine.
1031
01:16:51,676 --> 01:16:54,261
-I'll just be a second.
-Listen, it's our position
1032
01:16:54,346 --> 01:16:56,597
that Stark has and continues to maintain

1033
01:16:56,681 --> 01:16:59,433
proprietary ownership
of the Mark II platform.
1034
01:16:59,518 --> 01:17:02,269
When Mr Stark announced
he was indeed Iron Man,
1035
01:17:02,354 --> 01:17:04,522
-he was making a promise to America.
-No, the suit belongs to us.
1036
01:17:04,648 --> 01:17:06,524
We trusted that he would look out for us.
1037
01:17:06,650 --> 01:17:08,692
-Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
-He obviously did not.
1038
01:17:08,818 --> 01:17:11,111
-And now we learn that his secretary...
-Yes, it does.
1039
01:17:11,196 --> 01:17:13,531
...a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,
1040
01:17:13,657 --> 01:17:16,367
has been appointed
as CEO of Stark lndustries.
1041
01:17:16,451 --> 01:17:17,952
What are her qualifications?
1042
01:17:18,036 --> 01:17:19,119
-No.
-Ms Potts is doing
1043
01:17:19,204 --> 01:17:20,371
nothing to manage this terrible...
1044
01:17:20,455 --> 01:17:21,956
-Mute.
-No...
1045
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:24,792
Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.

1046
01:17:24,876 --> 01:17:27,294
Don't tell me that we have
the best patent laWyers in the country
1047
01:17:27,379 --> 01:17:29,505
and then not let me pursue this.
1048
01:17:29,881 --> 01:17:30,965
I'll get this stuff out of here.
1049
01:17:31,049 --> 01:17:33,884
Well, then, tell the President
to sign an order.
1050
01:17:34,678 --> 01:17:36,136
We'll talk about it at the Expo.
1051
01:17:36,221 --> 01:17:39,223
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.
1052
01:17:39,307 --> 01:17:42,184
-Will Tony Stark be there?
-Will I?
1053
01:17:42,811 --> 01:17:45,062
-No, he will not. Bye.
-I would like to be.
1054
01:17:46,356 --> 01:17:47,398
-Got a minute?
-No.
1055
01:17:47,524 --> 01:17:50,234
Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine, 30 seconds.
1056
01:17:51,695 --> 01:17:53,988
Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
1057
01:17:54,072 --> 01:17:55,739
I was just driving over here,
1058
01:17:55,824 --> 01:17:58,325
and I thought I was coming
to basically apologise, but I'm not.

1059
01:17:58,410 --> 01:18:01,161
-You didn't come here to apologise?
-Look, that goes without saying,
1060
01:18:01,246 --> 01:18:02,830
and I'm working on that.
1061
01:18:02,914 --> 01:18:06,917
But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,
1062
01:18:07,002 --> 01:18:08,168
and I just want to try to make good.
1063
01:18:08,253 --> 01:18:10,588
Can I move this? This is crazy.
1064
01:18:10,672 --> 01:18:11,755
It's like a Ferris wheel going.
1065
01:18:11,881 --> 01:18:13,007
-I'm trying to get some...
-No.
1066
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,095
Do you know how short life is?
1067
01:18:18,221 --> 01:18:21,265
And if I never got to express...
1068
01:18:21,349 --> 01:18:24,018
And by the way,
this is somewhat revelatory to me.
1069
01:18:24,102 --> 01:18:26,520
And I don't care...
I mean, I care. It would be nice.
1070
01:18:26,605 --> 01:18:28,272
I'm not expecting you to...
1071
01:18:28,356 --> 01:18:29,523
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
1072
01:18:29,608 --> 01:18:31,442

-I'm just gonna say it.

-Let me stop you right here, okay?
1073
01:18:31,568 --> 01:18:34,028
Because if you say "I" one more time,
1074
01:18:34,112 --> 01:18:36,905
I'm gonna actually hurl something
at your head, I think.
1075
01:18:37,449 --> 01:18:39,366
I am trying to run a company.
1076
01:18:39,451 --> 01:18:42,036
-Do you have any idea what that entails?
-Yes.
1077
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:45,122
People are relying on you to be Iron Man
and you've disappeared,
1078
01:18:45,206 --> 01:18:48,542
and all I'm doing is putting out your fires
and taking the heat for it.
1079
01:18:51,129 --> 01:18:54,632
I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.
1080
01:18:58,386 --> 01:19:00,721
Did you bring me strawberries?
1081
01:19:01,806 --> 01:19:05,225
Did you know that there's only
one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
1082
01:19:05,310 --> 01:19:07,603
Allergic to strawberries.
1083
01:19:10,148 --> 01:19:11,148
This is progress, Pepper.
1084
01:19:11,274 --> 01:19:13,984
I knew there was a correlation
between you and this.
1085
01:19:14,903 --> 01:19:16,153

-I need you...
-I need you, too.
1086
01:19:16,237 --> 01:19:18,906
-...to leave now.
-That's what I'm trying to...
1087
01:19:24,079 --> 01:19:25,496
Ms Potts?
1088
01:19:26,122 --> 01:19:29,458
-Hi, come on in.
-Wheels up in 25 minutes.
1089
01:19:30,001 --> 01:19:31,335
Thank you.
1090
01:19:33,129 --> 01:19:34,588
-Anything else, boss?
-I'm good, Hap.
1091
01:19:34,673 --> 01:19:37,800
No, I'll be just...another minute.
1092
01:19:38,802 --> 01:19:40,427
I lost both the kids in the divorce.
1093
01:19:44,683 --> 01:19:45,766
No.
1094
01:19:47,936 --> 01:19:53,023
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Here at Stark Enterprises?
1095
01:19:54,192 --> 01:19:56,443
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?
1096
01:19:56,528 --> 01:19:59,446
I thought you two didn't get along.
1097
01:19:59,531 --> 01:20:02,866
-No. That's not so.
-It's just me you don't care for.
1098
01:20:03,034 --> 01:20:05,452
-No? Nothing?
-Actually, while you're here,

1099
01:20:05,537 --> 01:20:08,622
maybe you and Natalie could discuss
the matter of the personal belongings.
1100
01:20:08,707 --> 01:20:10,165
Absolutely.
1101
01:20:16,631 --> 01:20:17,631
I'm surprised
you can keep your mouth shut.
1102
01:20:17,716 --> 01:20:18,799
Boy, you're good.
1103
01:20:18,883 --> 01:20:21,468
You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.
How do you do it?
1104
01:20:21,553 --> 01:20:23,387
You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.
1105
01:20:23,471 --> 01:20:25,723
I've never seen anything like you.
Is there anything real about you?
1106
01:20:25,849 --> 01:20:26,890
Do you even speak Latin?
1107
01:20:29,060 --> 01:20:31,729
Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?
1108
01:20:31,813 --> 01:20:35,065
It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.
1109
01:20:36,651 --> 01:20:38,068
You're good.
1110
01:21:37,837 --> 01:21:40,506
Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form
a digital wire frame?
1111
01:21:40,632 --> 01:21:43,133
I need a manipulatable projection.

1112
01:21:50,433 --> 01:21:53,977
1974 Stark Expo
model scan complete, sir.
1113
01:21:56,189 --> 01:21:58,023
How many buildings are there?
1114
01:21:58,149 --> 01:22:00,567
Am I to include
the Belgian waffle stands?
1115
01:22:00,652 --> 01:22:03,195
That was rhetorical. Just show me.
1116
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:20,587
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
Not unlike an atom.
1117
01:22:20,672 --> 01:22:24,174
In which case the nucleus
would be here.
1118
01:22:25,218 --> 01:22:27,344
Highlight the unisphere.
1119
01:22:36,145 --> 01:22:41,149
-Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
-What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?
1120
01:22:41,234 --> 01:22:43,068
I'm discovering... Correction.
1121
01:22:43,194 --> 01:22:47,155
I'm rediscovering a new element,
I believe.
1122
01:22:47,907 --> 01:22:50,951
Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.
1123
01:22:51,035 --> 01:22:53,370
Parking lots, exits, entrances.
1124
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:04,172
Structure the protons and the neutrons
using the pavilions as a framework.

1125
01:23:07,218 --> 01:23:08,385
Dad.
1126
01:23:29,616 --> 01:23:34,411
Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.
1127
01:23:40,585 --> 01:23:45,213
The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.
1128
01:23:45,298 --> 01:23:46,381
Thanks, Dad.
1129
01:23:46,466 --> 01:23:49,718
Unfortunately, it is impossible
to synthesise.
1130
01:23:54,265 --> 01:23:57,809
Get ready for a major remodel, fellas.
We're back in hardware mode.
1131
01:24:45,149 --> 01:24:47,442
-I heard you broke the perimeter.
-Yeah.
1132
01:24:48,027 --> 01:24:49,945
That was, like, three years ago.
Where you been?
1133
01:24:50,029 --> 01:24:54,032
-I was doing some stuff.
-Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.
1134
01:24:54,158 --> 01:24:56,118
Hey, I'm playing for
the home team, Coulson,
1135
01:24:56,202 --> 01:24:58,286
you and all your
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
1136
01:24:58,371 --> 01:25:00,163
Now, are you gonna let me work
or break my balls?
1137

01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,501

What's this doing here?
1138
01:25:06,337 --> 01:25:07,379
That's it.
1139
01:25:08,673 --> 01:25:10,799
-Bring that to me.
-You know what this is?
1140
01:25:10,883 --> 01:25:12,384
It's exactly what I need
to make this work.
1141
01:25:14,345 --> 01:25:15,387
Lift the coil.
1142
01:25:15,888 --> 01:25:17,222
Go, go. Put your knees into it.
1143
01:25:17,974 --> 01:25:19,850
There you go. And...
1144
01:25:20,852 --> 01:25:22,811
Drop it. Drop it.
1145
01:25:25,982 --> 01:25:29,067
Perfectly level.
I'm busy. What do you want?
1146
01:25:29,193 --> 01:25:32,362
Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned.
1147
01:25:32,905 --> 01:25:34,489
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.
1148
01:25:34,574 --> 01:25:37,033
-Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.
-So I'm told.
1149
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,202
-Secret stuff?
-Something like that.
1150
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:41,621
-Good luck.
-Bye.

1151
01:25:41,706 --> 01:25:43,790
-Thanks.
-We need you.
1152
01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:46,877
-Yeah, more than you know.
-Not that much.
1153
01:26:05,229 --> 01:26:07,856
Initialising prismatic accelerator.
1154
01:26:13,905 --> 01:26:16,364
Approaching maximum power.
1155
01:27:03,830 --> 01:27:05,080
That was easy.
1156
01:27:21,639 --> 01:27:23,598
Congratulations, sir.
1157
01:27:25,309 --> 01:27:27,811
You have created a new element.
1158
01:27:35,778 --> 01:27:39,573
Sir, the reactor has accepted
the modified core.
1159
01:27:39,657 --> 01:27:42,284
I will begin running diagnostics.
1160
01:27:48,165 --> 01:27:49,499
Hey, Ivan.
1161
01:27:49,792 --> 01:27:51,418
I got Senator Stern here.
1162
01:27:51,502 --> 01:27:53,837
Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.
1163
01:27:53,963 --> 01:27:56,214
The drone is not going to be ready.
1164
01:27:56,507 --> 01:27:57,716
Not ready? What do you mean?

1165
01:27:57,842 --> 01:28:01,261
I can make presentation,
not demonstration.
1166
01:28:01,345 --> 01:28:03,346
What the hell is the difference?
1167
01:28:03,472 --> 01:28:06,224
Presentation. No fly. No shoot.
1168
01:28:06,517 --> 01:28:08,351
Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1169
01:28:08,477 --> 01:28:11,563
What can you make them do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.
1170
01:28:11,689 --> 01:28:14,983
-I can make salute.
-You can make salute?
1171
01:28:15,067 --> 01:28:16,443
What do you mean, "make salute"?
1172
01:28:16,527 --> 01:28:20,614
What the hell does that mean, lvan?
This is not what we agreed to, okay?
1173
01:28:20,698 --> 01:28:23,325
You promised me suits
and then you promised me drones.
1174
01:28:23,409 --> 01:28:27,537
-Hey, man, everything will be okay.
-This is not what I wanted.
1175
01:28:39,675 --> 01:28:42,260
Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.
1176
01:28:43,846 --> 01:28:49,434
Now you like the bird. Is that right?
Is that your bird? I'm confused.
1177
01:28:50,394 --> 01:28:53,772
You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.

1178
01:28:53,898 --> 01:28:57,776
You love that bird, don't you?
You know what? Take the bird.
1179
01:28:59,570 --> 01:29:00,737
Hey!
1180
01:29:02,782 --> 01:29:05,450
Take his pillows, too. Both of them.
1181
01:29:06,744 --> 01:29:08,662
And his shoes. Take his shoes.
1182
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:14,417
I took your stuff.
1183
01:29:14,502 --> 01:29:17,671
How does that make you feel?
Do you feel bad?
1184
01:29:18,422 --> 01:29:21,091
Good. 'Cause that's how I feel!
1185
01:29:23,010 --> 01:29:24,928
We had a contract.
1186
01:29:25,471 --> 01:29:27,305
I saved your life
1187
01:29:28,099 --> 01:29:30,100
and you give me suits.
1188
01:29:30,601 --> 01:29:32,352
That was our deal.
1189
01:29:32,436 --> 01:29:34,479
And you did not deliver.
1190
01:29:35,314 --> 01:29:39,818
I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
I don't know what you are.
1191
01:29:42,154 --> 01:29:45,490
Something really, really great
fell into my lap.

1192
01:29:46,117 --> 01:29:49,327
And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.
1193
01:29:49,620 --> 01:29:53,373
Now I have a piece of Stark tech
that I pimped out myself.
1194
01:29:53,624 --> 01:29:55,375
And now your overpriced paperweights
1195
01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:58,044
are gonna look like a backdrop
to my demonstration.
1196
01:29:58,546 --> 01:30:00,797
Do you dig what I'm getting at here?
1197
01:30:03,009 --> 01:30:07,303
I don't know if you know this,
but I don't speak Russian!
1198
01:30:10,683 --> 01:30:12,559
I'm gonna leave now.
1199
01:30:12,643 --> 01:30:15,729
I'm gonna go to the Expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.
1200
01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:18,314
You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.
1201
01:30:18,482 --> 01:30:20,984
They are not to be trifled with.
1202
01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,236
When I get back,
we're gonna renegotiate
1203
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,655
the terms of our agreement.
1204
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:28,324
And you're gonna make good
on our arrangement

1205
01:30:28,826 --> 01:30:29,951
because if you don't,
1206
01:30:30,036 --> 01:30:32,454
you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,
1207
01:30:32,538 --> 01:30:34,205
a dead man.
1208
01:30:34,331 --> 01:30:35,707
You got that?
1209
01:30:36,667 --> 01:30:39,002
Maybe you can watch me on TV.
1210
01:30:48,429 --> 01:30:50,805
Dummy, you, can we clean up
this mess? You're killing me.
1211
01:30:50,890 --> 01:30:52,307
-You know I don't...
-Incoming call
1212
01:30:52,391 --> 01:30:54,142
with a blocked number, sir.
1213
01:30:54,226 --> 01:30:57,437
My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.
1214
01:30:57,521 --> 01:30:58,980
Coulson.
How's the Land of Enchantment?
1215
01:30:59,065 --> 01:31:01,775
Hey, Tony, how you doing?
1216
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:05,403
-I double cycle.
-You what?
1217
01:31:06,405 --> 01:31:10,283
You told me double cycle's more power.
Good advice.
1218

01:31:10,618 --> 01:31:12,285

You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.
1219
01:31:12,369 --> 01:31:13,870
You, too.
1220
01:31:16,457 --> 01:31:17,791
-Trace him.
-Sir.
1221
01:31:17,875 --> 01:31:21,628
Now, the true history of Stark name
will be written.
1222
01:31:21,712 --> 01:31:22,796
Jarvis, where is he?
1223
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:27,008
Accessing the Oracle grid.
Eastern Seaboard.
1224
01:31:27,093 --> 01:31:31,221
What your father did
to my family over 40 years,
1225
01:31:32,056 --> 01:31:34,724
I will do to you in 40 minutes.
1226
01:31:34,892 --> 01:31:36,810
Sounds good.
Let's get together and hash it out.
1227
01:31:37,103 --> 01:31:38,436
Tri-State area.
1228
01:31:38,562 --> 01:31:40,772
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.
1229
01:31:40,898 --> 01:31:42,774
I hope you're ready.
1230
01:31:45,569 --> 01:31:47,570
Call trace incomplete.
1231
01:31:58,124 --> 01:32:00,750
-Sir...

-You want to run some tests, run them.

1232
01:32:01,752 --> 01:32:03,711
And assemble the suit while you're at it.
Put it together now.
1233
01:32:03,796 --> 01:32:06,256
-We are unclear as to the effects...
-I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.
1234
01:32:10,636 --> 01:32:12,720
That tastes like coconut.
1235
01:32:12,805 --> 01:32:14,514
And metal.
1236
01:32:14,849 --> 01:32:16,432
Oh, wow, yeah!
1237
01:32:29,029 --> 01:32:30,864
I'll keep the car down here, all right?
1238
01:32:30,948 --> 01:32:32,240
Thank you, Happy.
1239
01:32:32,324 --> 01:32:37,120
...Justin Hammer. His presentation
will begin shortly in the main pavilion.
1240
01:32:55,556 --> 01:32:56,806
Yeah.
1241
01:32:57,975 --> 01:33:01,311
That's what I'm talking about.
Thanks for coming.
1242
01:33:01,896 --> 01:33:03,855
Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,
1243
01:33:03,981 --> 01:33:08,484
this country has had to place its
brave men and women in harm's way,
1244
01:33:08,652 --> 01:33:10,278
but then the Iron Man arrived,
1245

01:33:10,362 --> 01:33:14,032

and we thought the days
of losing lives were behind us.
1246
01:33:14,867 --> 01:33:17,619
Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.
1247
01:33:17,703 --> 01:33:20,038
That's not fair. That's not right.
1248
01:33:20,122 --> 01:33:22,373
-And it's just too bad.
-Oh, Lord.
1249
01:33:22,458 --> 01:33:24,542
Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,
1250
01:33:24,627 --> 01:33:27,545
one that grabbed headlines
the world over.
1251
01:33:27,922 --> 01:33:29,547
Well, today, my friends,
1252
01:33:29,632 --> 01:33:33,092
the press is faced
with quite a different problem.
1253
01:33:33,594 --> 01:33:36,095
They are about to run out of ink.
1254
01:33:41,644 --> 01:33:43,603
Get that out of here.
1255
01:33:44,563 --> 01:33:46,439
Ladies and gentlemen,
1256
01:33:47,483 --> 01:33:49,859
today I present to you
1257
01:33:50,152 --> 01:33:53,321
the new face
of the United States military.
1258
01:33:54,698 --> 01:33:55,990

The Hammer drone.

1259
01:33:58,535 --> 01:33:59,953
Army!
1260
01:34:13,092 --> 01:34:14,259
Navy!
1261
01:34:24,478 --> 01:34:25,937
Air Force!
1262
01:34:33,821 --> 01:34:35,113
Marines!
1263
01:34:47,001 --> 01:34:49,627
Yeah!
1264
01:34:53,298 --> 01:34:56,217
That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.
1265
01:34:57,344 --> 01:35:00,221
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,
1266
01:35:00,305 --> 01:35:04,017
there will always be a need for man
to be present in the theatre of war.
1267
01:35:04,601 --> 01:35:07,645
Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you
1268
01:35:07,730 --> 01:35:09,480
the very first prototype
1269
01:35:09,565 --> 01:35:12,859
in the Variable Threat Response
Battle Suit
1270
01:35:12,943 --> 01:35:16,779
and its pilot, Air Force
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.
1271
01:35:18,323 --> 01:35:25,455
What?

1272
01:35:41,472 --> 01:35:44,640
For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries is reporting for...
1273
01:36:00,783 --> 01:36:02,450
We got trouble.
1274
01:36:02,534 --> 01:36:04,243
Tony, there are civilians present.
1275
01:36:04,328 --> 01:36:06,954
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.
1276
01:36:07,039 --> 01:36:08,331
Give them a wave.
1277
01:36:08,415 --> 01:36:10,583
Hey, all right. Yeah.
1278
01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:12,710
All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.
1279
01:36:12,795 --> 01:36:14,796
You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.
1280
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:16,964
Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
around your house, remember?
1281
01:36:17,049 --> 01:36:19,092
Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.
1282
01:36:19,176 --> 01:36:20,802
Vanko's alive?
1283
01:36:22,012 --> 01:36:23,179
Yeah.
1284
01:36:23,263 --> 01:36:24,514
Where is he?
1285
01:36:24,890 --> 01:36:26,891
-What?

-Where's Vanko?
1286
01:36:27,351 --> 01:36:28,643
-Who?
-Tell me.
1287
01:36:29,269 --> 01:36:31,270
What are you doing here, man?
1288
01:36:31,355 --> 01:36:33,022
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1289
01:36:37,402 --> 01:36:39,821
-Is that you?
-No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.
1290
01:36:40,906 --> 01:36:43,574
I can't move. I'm locked up.
I'm locked up!
1291
01:36:44,368 --> 01:36:46,536
Get out of here. Go! This whole
system's been compromised.
1292
01:36:47,913 --> 01:36:49,831
Let's take it outside.
1293
01:37:01,969 --> 01:37:03,219
No. No!
1294
01:37:13,188 --> 01:37:16,399
-Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
-Yes, sir.
1295
01:37:18,235 --> 01:37:21,154
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.
1296
01:37:21,238 --> 01:37:22,905
-On what?
-On you.
1297
01:37:27,911 --> 01:37:29,745
Tony, on your six!
1298
01:37:47,097 --> 01:37:49,432
-What's going on? What's happening?

-The software's been overridden.

1299
01:37:49,558 --> 01:37:50,766
What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?
1300
01:37:50,851 --> 01:37:52,185
-What does that mean?
-I think he slaved the drones.
1301
01:37:52,269 --> 01:37:53,352
That's impossible.
1302
01:37:53,437 --> 01:37:55,104
-Call the guards.
-All the phones are down, sir.
1303
01:37:55,230 --> 01:37:57,356
Well, then call their... Call their cells.
1304
01:37:57,441 --> 01:37:58,941
Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.
1305
01:37:59,067 --> 01:38:00,276
He's locked us out of the mainframe.
1306
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:01,527
Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
1307
01:38:01,612 --> 01:38:03,196
Please, please, go away. Go away.
1308
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:04,614
-I've got this handled.
-Have you now?
1309
01:38:04,698 --> 01:38:05,781
Yes, I do.
1310
01:38:05,908 --> 01:38:08,367
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
this wouldn't be happening.
1311
01:38:08,452 --> 01:38:10,786
So please, now go away. Thank you.

1312
01:38:11,205 --> 01:38:13,539
Listen, we got to get
these bitches out of here.
1313
01:38:13,749 --> 01:38:15,208
What?
1314
01:38:15,292 --> 01:38:16,626
You tell me who's behind this.
1315
01:38:16,710 --> 01:38:21,255
-Who's behind this?
-Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
1316
01:38:21,632 --> 01:38:24,258
-Where is he?
-He's at my facility.
1317
01:38:27,596 --> 01:38:29,222
-I need NYPD, please.
-No, no, no!
1318
01:38:29,306 --> 01:38:30,473
-Command Central.
-No, no, honey.
1319
01:38:30,599 --> 01:38:32,475
-Don't call the authorities.
-Okay. Right away. Right away.
1320
01:38:32,601 --> 01:38:34,644
Step aside. Step aside.
1321
01:38:35,604 --> 01:38:37,271
Tell me everything you know. Go.
1322
01:38:44,655 --> 01:38:47,657
-How are we doing, Jarvis?
-Remote reboot unsuccessful.
1323
01:39:05,175 --> 01:39:06,676
This way.
1324
01:39:07,344 --> 01:39:09,178
Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?

1325
01:39:09,263 --> 01:39:11,514
Get in the car.
Take me to Hammer Industries.
1326
01:39:11,598 --> 01:39:14,016
-I'm not taking you anywhere.
-Fine. You want me to drive?
1327
01:39:14,101 --> 01:39:16,644
No, I'm driving. Get in the car.
1328
01:40:15,078 --> 01:40:16,746
Nice work, kid.
1329
01:40:18,540 --> 01:40:21,876
-You got multiples coming in on you.
-Let's get this away from the Expo.
1330
01:40:27,257 --> 01:40:29,675
When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.
1331
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:33,429
I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.
1332
01:40:35,724 --> 01:40:38,351
-Watch the road.
-I got it. I got it.
1333
01:41:08,757 --> 01:41:09,799
Listen, listen.
1334
01:41:09,925 --> 01:41:11,926
A pack just peeled off.
They're headed back to the Expo.
1335
01:41:12,010 --> 01:41:13,344
Got it.
1336
01:41:17,140 --> 01:41:18,599
I'm closing on you.
1337
01:41:18,683 --> 01:41:21,102
Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.
1338

01:41:36,952 --> 01:41:39,620

-Stay in the car.
-I'm not staying in the car.
1339
01:41:39,704 --> 01:41:41,288
I said, stay in the car.
1340
01:41:41,456 --> 01:41:43,457
What are you wearing?
1341
01:41:44,709 --> 01:41:47,002
Look, I'm not letting you
go in there alone.
1342
01:41:47,129 --> 01:41:48,504
You want to help? Keep the car running.
1343
01:41:48,630 --> 01:41:49,880
Okay.
1344
01:41:53,385 --> 01:41:55,678
Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.
1345
01:41:56,138 --> 01:41:57,680
Hold on. Hey!
1346
01:42:42,392 --> 01:42:44,310
Each set of drones is communicating
1347
01:42:44,394 --> 01:42:47,146
-in its own unique language.
-Well, choose one and focus on that.
1348
01:42:47,230 --> 01:42:49,231
Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?
1349
01:42:52,903 --> 01:42:55,279
Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W.
1350
01:42:55,363 --> 01:42:57,615
We got it. We're on our way.
1351
01:43:39,074 --> 01:43:40,491
I got him!
1352

01:43:55,340 --> 01:43:57,383

-Rhodey, you still locked on?
-Yeah.
1353
01:43:57,467 --> 01:44:00,970
Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.
We're about to get wet on this ride.
1354
01:44:03,139 --> 01:44:04,265
Wait, wait, wait!
1355
01:44:23,827 --> 01:44:25,286
He's gone.
1356
01:44:29,332 --> 01:44:31,375
I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.
1357
01:44:32,168 --> 01:44:34,003
What's your 20?
1358
01:44:45,640 --> 01:44:48,475
-What are you doing?
-I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.
1359
01:44:54,858 --> 01:44:55,899
Tony!
1360
01:45:12,417 --> 01:45:14,084
Reboot complete.
1361
01:45:14,753 --> 01:45:16,503
You got your best friend back.
1362
01:45:16,588 --> 01:45:19,965
-Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
-Well done with the new chest piece.
1363
01:45:20,050 --> 01:45:23,719
I am reading significantly higher output
and your vitals all look promising.
1364
01:45:23,803 --> 01:45:26,555
Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
Thank you.
1365
01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:28,724

What do you mean you're not dying?

Did you just say you're dying?
1366
01:45:28,808 --> 01:45:30,559
Is that you? No, I'm not.
1367
01:45:30,644 --> 01:45:32,186
-Not any more.
-What's going on?
1368
01:45:32,270 --> 01:45:34,021
I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.
1369
01:45:34,105 --> 01:45:35,606
You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?
1370
01:45:35,732 --> 01:45:37,441
-You didn't let me.
-Why didn't you tell me that?
1371
01:45:37,567 --> 01:45:40,277
I was gonna make you an omelette
and tell you.
1372
01:45:40,403 --> 01:45:43,322
Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.
1373
01:45:43,406 --> 01:45:44,990
Looks like the fight's coming to you.
1374
01:45:45,075 --> 01:45:46,909
-Great. Pepper?
-Are you okay now?
1375
01:45:46,993 --> 01:45:48,202
I am fine. Don't be mad.
1376
01:45:48,286 --> 01:45:49,870
-I will formally apologise...
-I am mad!
1377
01:45:49,954 --> 01:45:52,915
...when I'm not fending off
a Hammeroid attack.

1378
01:45:52,999 --> 01:45:54,416
-Fine.
-We could have been in Venice.
1379
01:45:54,501 --> 01:45:55,542
Oh, please.
1380
01:45:58,922 --> 01:46:00,297
Rhodes?
1381
01:46:00,757 --> 01:46:03,425
Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.
1382
01:46:04,177 --> 01:46:06,470
They're coming.
Come on, let's roll. Get up.
1383
01:46:09,766 --> 01:46:11,934
Oh, man. You can have your suit back.
1384
01:46:15,438 --> 01:46:16,772
You okay?
1385
01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:18,482
Yeah, thanks.
1386
01:46:20,026 --> 01:46:22,444
-Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
-Don't be.
1387
01:46:22,529 --> 01:46:23,737
No. I should have trusted you more.
1388
01:46:23,822 --> 01:46:25,406
I'm the one who put you in this position.
Forget it.
1389
01:46:25,490 --> 01:46:27,825
No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1390
01:46:27,951 --> 01:46:31,203
Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
Partner.
1391
01:46:31,454 --> 01:46:35,040

They're coming in hot, any second.

What's the play?
1392
01:46:35,667 --> 01:46:37,292
Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?
1393
01:46:37,377 --> 01:46:38,961
So let's put the biggest gun
up on that ridge.
1394
01:46:39,045 --> 01:46:40,337
Got you.
1395
01:46:41,172 --> 01:46:42,256
-Where do you want to be?
-Where are you going?
1396
01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:43,966
-What're you talking about?
-I meant me.
1397
01:46:44,050 --> 01:46:46,051
You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.
1398
01:46:46,136 --> 01:46:47,511
-Tony, don't be jealous.
-No. It's subtle,
1399
01:46:47,637 --> 01:46:48,762
-all the bells and whistles.
-Yeah.
1400
01:46:48,847 --> 01:46:51,348
-It's called being a badass.
-Fine.
1401
01:46:52,058 --> 01:46:55,436
All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.
1402
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:57,396
Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.
1403
01:46:57,480 --> 01:46:58,731
Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?

1404
01:46:58,815 --> 01:47:32,973
It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
This is where you go to die.
1405
01:47:51,534 --> 01:47:53,243
-See that?
-Yeah, yeah, nice.
1406
01:48:01,252 --> 01:48:02,544
Rhodey?
1407
01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:05,380
Get down.
1408
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:18,060
Wow. I think
you should lead with that next time.
1409
01:48:18,144 --> 01:48:21,480
Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.
1410
01:48:23,900 --> 01:48:26,068
I told you that five minutes ago.
1411
01:48:27,403 --> 01:48:28,779
That's your guy here.
1412
01:48:30,114 --> 01:48:32,115
-Excuse me?
-You're being placed under arrest.
1413
01:48:32,242 --> 01:48:33,659
-Are you kidding me?
-Hands behind your back, sir.
1414
01:48:33,743 --> 01:48:35,410
I'm trying to help here.
1415
01:48:39,499 --> 01:48:43,043
I get it. I see what you're doing.
You're trying to pin this on me, huh?
1416
01:48:43,127 --> 01:48:44,711
That's good. That's good.

1417
01:48:44,796 --> 01:48:47,756
You're starting to think like a CEO,
taking out the competition.
1418
01:48:47,924 --> 01:48:50,300
I like that. You think you're making
a problem for me?
1419
01:48:50,426 --> 01:48:51,468
I'm gonna make a problem for you.
1420
01:48:51,594 --> 01:48:54,596
I'm gonna be seeing you again
real soon.
1421
01:48:58,768 --> 01:49:00,269
When they get here,
I think you should station them
1422
01:49:00,353 --> 01:49:03,188
at the south, east and both west exits.
1423
01:49:03,273 --> 01:49:05,357
We shut down the 7 train
in and out of Willets Point already.
1424
01:49:05,441 --> 01:49:08,235
Well, have city buses there
to ferry people to operating lines.
1425
01:49:08,319 --> 01:49:09,820
Yeah. Are you coming with us?
1426
01:49:09,946 --> 01:49:13,407
-No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear.
-Okay.
1427
01:49:15,159 --> 01:49:17,661
Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.
1428
01:49:17,787 --> 01:49:19,121
This one looks different.
1429
01:49:19,581 --> 01:49:21,957
The repulsor signature
is significantly higher.

1430
01:49:33,052 --> 01:49:34,720
Good to be back.
1431
01:49:35,305 --> 01:49:36,680
This ain't gonna be good.
1432
01:49:40,226 --> 01:49:42,311
I got something special for this guy.
1433
01:49:42,478 --> 01:49:44,605
I'm gonna bust his bunker
with the Ex-Wife.
1434
01:49:44,689 --> 01:49:46,148
With the what?
1435
01:49:56,534 --> 01:49:59,036
-Hammer tech?
-Yeah.
1436
01:50:00,872 --> 01:50:02,456
I got this.
1437
01:50:55,385 --> 01:50:57,386
Rhodes. I got an idea.
1438
01:50:57,762 --> 01:51:00,263
-You want to be a hero?
-What?
1439
01:51:00,598 --> 01:51:03,558
I could really use a sidekick.
Put your hand up.
1440
01:51:03,643 --> 01:51:05,519
-This is your idea?
-Yep.
1441
01:51:06,229 --> 01:51:08,814
I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go!
1442
01:51:12,610 --> 01:51:13,694
Take it.
1443
01:51:42,265 --> 01:51:43,682

You lose.
1444
01:51:51,232 --> 01:51:53,984
All these drones are rigged to blow.
We gotta get out of here, man.
1445
01:51:54,485 --> 01:51:55,736
Pepper?
1446
01:52:35,902 --> 01:52:37,652
Oh, my God! I can't take this any more.
1447
01:52:37,737 --> 01:52:39,154
-You can't?
-I can't take this.
1448
01:52:39,238 --> 01:52:40,655
-Look at me.
-My body, literally,
1449
01:52:40,740 --> 01:52:41,990
cannot handle the stress.
1450
01:52:42,074 --> 01:52:46,578
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
or wreck the whole company.
1451
01:52:46,662 --> 01:52:48,663
I think I did okay.
1452
01:52:48,831 --> 01:52:50,874
I quit. I'm resigning.
1453
01:52:51,501 --> 01:52:52,876
That's it.
1454
01:52:53,461 --> 01:52:56,046
What did you just say? You're done?
1455
01:52:57,340 --> 01:53:00,842
That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.
1456
01:53:01,260 --> 01:53:04,554
-You don't have to make any excuses.
-I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.

1457
01:53:04,639 --> 01:53:05,764
You actually were just making excuses.
1458
01:53:05,848 --> 01:53:07,349
-But you don't have to.
-No, I wasn't making an excuse.
1459
01:53:07,433 --> 01:53:08,767
-I'm actually very justified.
-Listen. Hey, hey.
1460
01:53:08,851 --> 01:53:11,186
-You deserve better.
-Well...
1461
01:53:11,270 --> 01:53:13,855
You've taken such good care of me.
1462
01:53:14,732 --> 01:53:17,150
I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...
1463
01:53:17,235 --> 01:53:18,485
Right?
1464
01:53:18,569 --> 01:53:19,820
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
1465
01:53:20,613 --> 01:53:23,573
-Thank you for understanding.
-Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.
1466
01:53:23,658 --> 01:53:26,326
-I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.
-Okay. What about the press?
1467
01:53:26,410 --> 01:53:28,286
Because you only had
the job for a week. That's gonna seem...
1468
01:53:28,371 --> 01:53:30,080
-Well, with you it's like dog years.
-I know.
1469
01:53:30,164 --> 01:53:31,540
I mean, it's like the Presidency...

1470
01:53:44,595 --> 01:53:45,846
Weird.
1471
01:53:46,097 --> 01:53:47,597
-No, it's not weird.
-It's okay, right?
1472
01:53:47,682 --> 01:53:49,599
-Yeah.
-Run that by me again.
1473
01:53:49,684 --> 01:53:51,560
I think it was weird.
1474
01:53:51,978 --> 01:53:54,938
You guys look like two seals
fighting over a grape.
1475
01:53:55,481 --> 01:53:57,941
-I had just quit, actually.
-Yeah, so we're not...
1476
01:53:58,025 --> 01:54:00,527
You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.
1477
01:54:00,611 --> 01:54:03,530
-You should get lost.
-I was here first. Get a roof.
1478
01:54:04,448 --> 01:54:06,992
-I thought you were out of one-liners.
-That's the last one.
1479
01:54:07,076 --> 01:54:09,703
-You kicked ass back there, by the way.
-Thank you. You, too.
1480
01:54:09,787 --> 01:54:12,289
Listen, my car got taken out
in the explosion,
1481
01:54:12,373 --> 01:54:15,542
so I'm gonna have to hang on
to your suit for a minute, okay?
1482

01:54:15,626 --> 01:54:17,377

Not okay. Not okay with that.
1483
01:54:17,962 --> 01:54:19,212
It wasn't a question.
1484
01:54:24,802 --> 01:54:28,138
How are you gonna resign
if I don't accept?
1485
01:54:48,618 --> 01:54:50,910
I don't think I want you looking at that.
1486
01:54:51,078 --> 01:54:53,246
I'm not sure it pertains to you any more.
1487
01:54:53,331 --> 01:54:58,585
Now this, on the other hand,
is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.
1488
01:54:59,837 --> 01:55:00,920
Read it.
1489
01:55:02,840 --> 01:55:06,843
"Personality overview. Mr Stark displays
compulsive behaviour."
1490
01:55:06,927 --> 01:55:09,095
In my own defence, that was last week.
1491
01:55:11,140 --> 01:55:13,975
"Prone to self-destructive tendencies."
I was dying.
1492
01:55:14,101 --> 01:55:16,686
I mean, please. And aren't we all?
1493
01:55:17,063 --> 01:55:19,898
"Textbook narcissism"?
1494
01:55:21,942 --> 01:55:23,026
Agreed.
1495
01:55:24,111 --> 01:55:25,487
Okay, here it is.
1496

01:55:25,571 --> 01:55:28,907

"Recruitment assessment
for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes."
1497
01:55:28,991 --> 01:55:31,534
-I gotta think about it.
-Read on.
1498
01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:35,622
"Tony Stark not...
1499
01:55:35,706 --> 01:55:37,248
"Not recommended"?
1500
01:55:38,459 --> 01:55:39,668
That doesn't make any sense.
1501
01:55:39,752 --> 01:55:42,671
How can you approve me
but not approve me?
1502
01:55:43,339 --> 01:55:44,756
I got a new ticker.
1503
01:55:44,840 --> 01:55:47,842
I'm trying to do right by Pepper.
1504
01:55:48,427 --> 01:55:51,346
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.
1505
01:55:52,181 --> 01:55:54,057
Which leads us to believe
at this juncture
1506
01:55:54,141 --> 01:55:57,310
we'd only like to use you
as a consultant.
1507
01:56:04,235 --> 01:56:06,111
You can't afford me.
1508
01:56:08,447 --> 01:56:10,699
Then again,
I will waive my customary retainer
1509
01:56:10,783 --> 01:56:13,660
in exchange for a small favour.

1510
01:56:14,620 --> 01:56:19,541
Rhodey and I are being honoured
in Washington and we need a presenter.
1511
01:56:21,377 --> 01:56:22,877
I'll see what I can do.
1512
01:56:24,588 --> 01:56:29,426
It is my honour to be here today
to present these distinguished awards
1513
01:56:29,510 --> 01:56:33,513
to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
and Mr Tony Stark,
1514
01:56:33,597 --> 01:56:36,933
who is, of course, a national treasure.
1515
01:56:39,103 --> 01:56:40,437
Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel,
1516
01:56:40,521 --> 01:56:42,897
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
1517
01:56:43,190 --> 01:56:45,191
-You deserve this.
-Thank you, sir.
1518
01:56:46,902 --> 01:56:48,194
Mr Stark.
1519
01:56:48,279 --> 01:56:52,365
Thank you for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
1520
01:56:52,450 --> 01:56:54,117
You deserve this.
1521
01:56:55,578 --> 01:56:58,037
Oh, sorry.
1522
01:56:58,122 --> 01:57:01,541
Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?

1523
01:57:03,002 --> 01:57:04,794
Let's get a photo.
1524
02:04:30,949 --> 02:04:32,909
Sir, we've found it.