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Registrar and his minions, on campus, the range of basic dream job. You get to teach land the top prize.
the administrative touch was texts is narrowing). and research the things you Our winners were – steel yourself
light and departments were I have much sympathy want, much of your time is for the name, because you’ll want to find
left to get on with it. The teach- for today’s student, they have your own, promotion crite- them and punch their throats – Team
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came to the University in ing load was heavier than now, moved from an assessment ria are transparent and the mBezel, for their 'Woodstock Warm-
1970 to a collegiate setup students had more time to dominated school system to money ain’t bad. Work condi- up' (which seems about as worthwhile
where different disciplines ponder about what they were module based degree struc- tions are pretty good, support as holding an after-party following a
mixed in the same college, being taught, and the propor- tures being constantly exam- services are there. You get to vasectomy). I know what you’re think-
where senior common rooms tion of first and upper second ined. Teaching and/or student see the world via the confer- ing: that name should have seen them
provided meals, a booze cup- degrees hovered around 15%. ability has improved because ence trade at someone else’s disqualified. Well it didn’t, because the
board and stimulation, where And they had to write more the increase in A-level grades expense. And York and its en- organisers are, as I mentioned, a bloody
a tutorial had six to eight essays. has been accompanied by a virons have a lot going for it. shambles.
students and where the first The contrast with today is rise in the proportion of I/ All-in-all I’ve been very lucky Who are they to judge, anyway?
vice-chancellor (Lord James), marked. I wouldn’t dare offer II(i) degrees awarded, now at to work here. Their website boasts a blurry picture of
when asked what behaviour he homebrew at a student party. around 75%. There is no re- I end with the only advice Alan Sugar and the wholly genuine and
expected in the mixed gender There has been a massive in- ward for good teaching, only I ever give: "opportunities will legally watertight disclaimer that “The
colleges, replied "behaviour crease in the bureaucracy and for research overseen by the come your way, when they do Apprentice York 2009 is not connected
appropriate to a gentlemen’s associated centralisation. Lots RAE (research assessment ex- grab them, you think they or related with the BBC TV Series. Any
London club." of management centres with ercise). In summary semi-be- might come again, but they resemblance... is purely coincidental
Colleges were not locked, frequent new initiatives, lay- spoke education has been re- don’t." and deeply regretted.” The organisers
the porters knew who the scal- ers of managers, sub-manag- were “overwhelmed” by the number of
lywags were, contracts con- ers, deputy-sub-managers... applications this year apparently; all 30
tained clauses like "holiday The people who actually keep of them. It would take literally minutes
entitlements are not less than the place running, cleaners, to sift through all that paperwork. They
six weeks per year." Boards porters and maintenance staff were probably thoroughly exhausted by
of studies were crowded and face pressure to do more with the night of the finals, and so it’s little
often tumultuous affairs with less time. All accompanied wonder that they just gave the £1,000
appeals to principle and the with large amounts of bumf, prize to whoever had the highest head-
rules of debate. form filling, box ticking, per- count. Who worked wonders with their
Basic English food was formance indices etc. resources? Who performed best over the
available in the six dining halls We teach less and in larg- course of the competition? That’s just
– you could choose which, and er groups. The emphasis has too much work, man!
each year I would give an end shifted from written argument Still, fair play to the winning team
of year party based on home to exercises. Why? It’s easier to (I’m not typing it again) for playing the
brewed beer probably break- justify the marks for a problem system. As for the York Entrepreneurs,
ing every public health rule. or multi-part question. The old well I’m afraid you’re all f…rustratingly
People had sore heads the fol- chalk-and-talk session is re- How John may have looked in much simpler times bad at organising competitions. Better
lowing day and some puked placed by Powerpoint, course luck next year, eh?