Disney: Survivor

CAST: JEFF PROBST RANDY JACKSON / BRUNO TONIOLI SIMON COWELL / NIGEL LYTHGOE CHRISTINA AGUILERA / MARY MURPHY HERO TRIBE VILLAIN TRIBE ALADDIN JAFAR JASMINE GASTON GENIE LEFOU BELLE MALEFICENT BEAST THE QUEEN AURORA URSULA SNOW WHITE STEPMOTHER ARIEL DRIZELLA CINDERELLA CAPTAIN HOOK PETER PAN SCAR MULAN DR. FACILIER TIANA GUS-GUS (MOUSE) CHIP (CHIPMUNK) FROG CROCODILE SONGS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

Make a Man Out of You Whole Cast Friend Like Me Heroes Whistle While You Work Heroes Be Prepared Scar & Villains Poor Unfortunate Souls Ursula & Villains Reflection Mulan Its Our House Now Villains Mob Song Whole Cast When You Wish Upon a Star Whole Cast

Scene I. Neutral Zone. Opening Song. Each character getting ready, + group dance. Make a man out of you (from MULAN, some lyric changes)

(Voiceover) - Survivor. The biggest, most thrilling game on television is back. For twenty-four seasons, castaways have been pitted against the elements, and have been taken to the edge of their own limits. This season, we are bringing in royalty to see how they face off with the wild. Thats right - were calling

all princes, princesses, heroes and villains, mighty kings and warriors, to form 2 tribes that will fight not only for their lives, but also for a once-in-a-lifetime grand prize. Will they be able to survive the elements - and the votes - in order to claim their prize castle on this beautiful island? Stay tuned to see who can outwit, outplay, outlast, on SURVIVOR. (Begin intro music)

Scene 1. Spotlight on Jeff Probst, center stage. JEFF: Welcome audience! Were here at the beautiful Survivor Island, where 24 of your favorite characters from Disney classics are about to begin the journey of a lifetime. The castaways are each arriving with nothing but the clothes on their back and their own unique story. (Spotlight on ALADDIN and JASMINE) JASMINE: Ever since Aladdin became Sultan, Agrabah has been better than ever. ALADDIN: Thanks honey. Weve come a long way. JASMINE: We really want the grand prize. The palace? It will be a nice way to just -ALADDIN: Its just that sometimes, even being royalty -JASMINE: We still feel -ALADDIN: It just gets to feel like were -ALADDIN & JASMINE: Trapped. (Cut spotlight to STEPMOTHER & DRIZELLA) STEPMOTHER: (visibly upset) Its been so dreadfully awful, you know, ever since.... DRIZELLA: That awful girl, Cinderella, stole Prince Charming from me! Its just terrible! STEPMOTHER: Oh Drizella dont be so dramatic. You know that he would have chosen your sister first. DRIZELLA: Mother! (STEPMOTHER leave spotlight; Drizella begins to sing) Cinderelly, Cinderelly, now its me whos Cinderellymake the fire, fix some breakfast, wash some dishes, do the laundry STEPMOTHER: Drizella! (Cut spotlight to SNOW WHITE) SNOW WHITE: I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. I thought I was lucky because of all my little furry friends in the forest, and then I met the dwarves and thought I was even luckier. But the best part of all was that my prince came for me, and saved me with loves first kiss. And now here I am! I never knew how I could repay him for saving my life until now! I need to get my prince this palace!

(Cut spotlight to URSULA) URSULA: (shouting offstage) Flotsam! Jetsam! Get back here! Oh how embarrassing. I feel hideous. That wretched Ariel and her little princey defeated me. How could they have defeated me??! But now theyre on this silly little show, and I can get my revenge. It wont take much. Just her voice. (evil laugh) (spotlight back to JEFF, center) JEFF: Its the ultimate challenge. A group of people from different worlds forced to work together while battling the elements, and each other. They must learn to adapt, or be voted out. In the end, only one person or one couple will remain to claim the coveted palace here on the island. *Theme song / short dance* (modern, with each character being introduced) JEFF: Alright lets go everyone! (Spotlight somewhere downstage on AURORA) AURORA: I have to admit, when Jeff Probst starting yelling directions at us, I had no idea what was going on. I mean, I felt like I had just woken up! But this place seems so familiar, its as if(begins to sing) I know you, Ive walked on you once upon a dream -(GASTON and LEFOU cut her off; spotlight changes) GASTON: I may not have won over BELLE, but Im going to win this competition. LEFOU: Yeah, you tell em Gaston! GASTON: I mean, look at me! (flex /pose) JEFF: Welcome to Survivor All: (cheers) JEFF: You guys will be divided up into two tribes. You have 30 seconds to divide yourselves up evenly...go! (Some shuffling & chaos ensues....but heroes end up on one side and villains end up on another.) JEFF: Congratulations. You have successfully placed yourselves into teams. Your teams are now your life. You guys (points) will be the hero tribe. HEROES: aww, yay. good job everyone! (variations of these responses) JEFF: And you guys will be the villain tribe.

VILLAINS: variations of cackles, just you wait, other threatening remarks. (Spotlight on MULAN) MULAN: Yeah, the villain tribe doesnt really bother me. I mean, I pretended to be a man, went to war, and won that war. I think I can handle a few cackles from the peanut gallery. JEFF: Alright everyone, its time to head off to your camp sites. Good luck!

Scene 2. Hero Camp. BELLE: This island is so peacefulit reminds me of my (begins to sing) Little town, such a quiet village, every day GENIE: (interrupting) OK! So here we are guys! Now, everyone at the other camp tried to take us down once, right? So all we need to do is remember how they tried to get us, and make sure it doesnt happen again! (disgruntled sighs) TIANA: and who are you to be so confident? GENIE: I. am GENIE. of. the lamp! Hit it! *Friend Like Me* TIANA: Wait, so you have magical powers? GENIE: Technically yes. CINDERELLA: Great! So you can help us with your powers, just like fairy godmother helped me! PETER PAN: Yeah...too bad we need more help than just a ball gown, CINDERELLA. CINDERELLA: Oh yeah, well at least I grew up! PETER PAN: What is that supposed to mean? I wont grow up! Everybody! ALL(except CINDERELLA): I wont grow up! PETER PAN: I dont want to wear a tie ALL: I dont want to wear a tie PETER PAN: And a serious expression -CINDERELLA: Alright, Pete, I get it.

MULAN: Yeah, sorry Peter, but we need a game plan PETER: But PRINCE ERIC: Theyre right, Peter Pan. Just because we have to figure out how to survive this game doesnt mean that we have to wear ties or grow up, okay? Now Genie, about these wishes... GENIE: Well, see, I would, but Im afraid thats against Survivor rules (point to sign - No Magic!) Plus, since Im free, I dont really do the whole granting wishes thing anymore. (all groan) BEAST: Great. See BELLE I knew something like this would happen! We should have never come here! (all freeze; spotlight on BELLE and BEAST) BELLE: As you can see, Beast still has somewhat of atemper problem. BEAST: (angrily) Im getting help, but its hard when everyone insists of calling me Beast still!!! BELLE: Honey, remember what the therapist said. BEAST: Right. 54321.. (exhales, and says calmy) I am getting some help so that Im not so misunderstood. BELLE: Thats right. Now lets find our happy place, and return to the group, okay? BEAST: Okay. (everyone unfreeze) BEAST: Sorry everyone. BELLE: Alright now listen. We dont need magic. We need teamwork. MULAN: Thats right. A team, just like the army. Lets go everyone! Drop and give me twenty! AURORA: But Im so tired! MULAN: I dont wanna hear it! Drop! And one! Two! Three! Four! --ALADDIN: Whoa, okay guys, I think maybe we can work something out. We just gotta stay (Starts to sing)One jump, ahead of the slowpokes, one skip, ahead of my doom, next time -BELLE: Aladdins right. Look - I brought a book with me all about how to build a shelter. GENIE: Now theres smart thinking!

PETER PAN: Thats great! See? We dont need to worry. All you have to do is remember to have fun, like when we were all kids! CINDERELLA: Well we better hurry! We have to get the shelter built before midnight! ARIEL: Its okay, Cinderella, theres no magic running out at midnight, here. CINDERELLA: Oh, right. I forgot. BELLE: All right guys, lets get to work! AURORA: Can we take a nap first? SNOW WHITE: I agree with Peter Pan. I mean, thats what the dwarves always taught me - you have to whistle while you work! TIANA: Ive always thought the same thing! ARIEL: Look - I even found this...(finds a hammer)...dinglehopper to help us! PRINCE ERIC: Ariel, thats a hammer ARIEL: ooooh...a haaaammmer... (begins to sing) Look at this stuff, isnt it neat? Wouldnt you think my collections complete? Wouldnt you think -BEAST: GUYS! We cant keep wasting time breaking out into song! PRINCE ERIC: (in spotlight, everyone freezes) My wife, Ariel, she can be a littlespaceysometimes. But you have to remember that shes used to living in the ocean, and earthly things are still new to her. So sometimes people get frustrated with her TIANA: No, Ariel, thats not a hairbrush, either PRINCE ERIC: (still in spotlight)but she sure can sing! ARIEL: (starts singing the ahs from Little Mermaid) (Enter CHIP, GUS-GUS, and FROG) SNOW WHITE: Hey look everyone! This little squirrel has come here to help! CHIP: At your service, Snow White! CINDERELLA: Gus Gus? What are you doing here? GUS-GUS: I had to come help ya, C-C-Cinderella!

CHIP: We knew youd need us! GUS-GUS: Yup, Yup, Gus-Gus help! Look at me, Miss Cinderella! Gus-Gus help! CINDERELLA: Aww, thank you Gus-Gus. SNOW WHITE: You guys are too sweet! FROG: ribbit TIANA: Oh no! Naveen? FROG: ribbit TIANA: Naveen? What happened? Who did this to you? I cant live like this again! Somebody please help me! FROG: ribbit BEAST: Uh TIANA: Nooooooooooooo! BELLE: (to Beast) Its okay, you can do this. Be. Nice. BEAST: (to Tiana) Uh, Miss, Princess? I think thats really just a frog. FROG: ribbit TIANA: Oh. FROG: ribbit. TIANA: Of course. Ha, ha. Right. My Naveen is safe at home, looking after the kingdom. Hello, little frog. FROG: ribbit PRINCE ERIC: All right, I read through Belles book. Are you guys ready to build this shelter or what? MULAN: Lets get to work people! *Whistle while you work* (Lights fade during song)

Scene 3. Villain Camp.

Enter JEFF, center stage. VILLAINS frozen behind him. JEFF: Well, looks like things are progressing quite nicely over at the hero camp. Lets see how our villains are doing. (Exit.) CAPTAIN HOOK: (singing to himself) Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char and in flame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We -QUEEN: Hook! Enough! Lets go people, weve been at this for hours and we still have nothing! Dr. FACILIER: No offense, your majesty, but I dont see you trying to help (Spotlight on MALEFICENT. All freeze) MALEFICENT: I dont know who the evil queen thinks she is, but ever since we got to our camp shes been acting like shes still queen. Like she could beat me! (Unfreeze) QUEEN: You shall not speak to me that way! I am the fairest in all the land! URSULA: Uh, hate to break it to you, tootsie, but Ive heard otherwise around the kingdom. QUEEN: What?! MALEFICENT: Its true. See for yourself (pulls out a mirror. Queen takes it and stares at it for a moment) Go on QUEEN: Mirror, mirror.in my hand.who is fairest in the land? (VOICE offstage): Snow White QUEEN: (gasps) still! That evil girl! Somebody get me an apple! (Spotlight on JAFAR. All freeze) JAFAR: Ugh, all of the femininity in this camp is giving me a headache. I dont think I can take it much longer. On top of that (starts to sing) Prince Ali, who turned out to be merely Aladdinah, forget it. Where is a magic lamp when you need one? (Unfreeze) JAFAR: Now, Queen, I believe youve tried that once before, yes? QUEEN: Yes.

JAFAR: And it did not work out for you, now, did it? QUEEN: No. JAFAR: No. So disappointing. STEPMOM: Dont you just hate princesses? URSULA: You got that right, toots. GASTON: Yeah, like Belle- she thinks she can do better than me? Hah! LEFOU: (starting to sing) Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumps. Every guy hered love to be you Gaston DR. FACILIER: (stops the song) Well, now I wouldnt go that far. STEPMOM: What about little miss perfect Cinderella she thinks she can just waltz out of my house? QUEEN: And where do they come off being called the fairest? They are so QUEEN, STEPMOM, MALEFICENT, URSULA: uuuuuuuugly! (laughs) SCAR: Now, now, queens, surely they arent that bad GASTON: Scar? Is that you? I thought you wereyou knowin the elephant graveyard for all eternity? SCAR: Well, I am in the cat family, remember? I still have eight lives, you know. DRIZELLA: Well, Scar, you just dont understand. They are that bad! You werent there when she stole the glass slipper. That was supposed to me by glass slipper okay? Mine! (Freeze; spotlight on IAGO) IAGO: Camp has been a little tenseeveryone is upset because theyve all been defeated. But I mean, come on. Try getting stuffed in the face with crackers by the little Sultan Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Do they think its easy being a bird? (Spotlight on LEFOU) LEFOU: Ive been following around Gaston for years, just waiting for his approval. Im starting to get tired of it, you know? And ever since Belle dumped him, hes been such a cry baby! (Gaston steps into spotlight) GASTON: What did you say, Lefou?!

LEFOU: hehe, nothing, Gaston, sir. Just how great you are, as usual. GASTON: Oh, well why didnt you say so? What would you guys like to see? Push-ups? Archery? Hunting? Okay, fine, Ill flex for you (step out of spotlight, unfreeze. Gaston still showing off) SCAR: oh, I cant believe Im surrounded by idiots, again. Alright, listen up! CAPTAIN HOOK: Wait a minute, Scar, I didnt even see Simba or Nala on this island SCAR: Dont you dare say those names! No, they are not here. But once I win this island, and Im going to reclaim Pride Rock! We all want our crowns back, dont we? ALL: (Agree) SCAR: And were going to get them. And this island. MALEFICENT: Oh yeah, how are we supposed to do that? URSULA: Yeah, weve already tried exterminating them once QUEEN: What, are we supposed to exterminate them again? SCAR: Precisely. *Be Prepared* CAPTAIN HOOK: Blast that Peter Pan! Blast them all! If only we could find their camp, we could trap them! STEPMOM: Thats it! Get ready everyone! We are going to find their camp, and sabotage them! DRIZELLA: Yeah, then I can steal the glass slipper! GASTON: Never fear, ladies, Ill just win over the girls with my striking good looksand take down that Beast! LEFOU: Yeah, great idea, Gaston! No girl in that camp stands a chance against you! And no Prince uh, I mean, Beast - for that matter! DR. FACILIER: Let me see what my darling cards predict about thisyou know (starts to sing) the cards, the cards, the cards will tell..the past and the present and the future as well. The cards, the cards -QUEEN: Wait a minute are we really going to take order from a woman who flopped up her own plan so much that she became the servant? Or from a guy who takes orders from pieces of cardboard?

DR. FACILIER: Hey! Theyre tarot cards get it right! STEPMOM: Oh yeah, Queen, because youre plan was so great. Just eat this apple, my dear what a joke. QUEEN: Hey its better than a poisonous spinning wheel MALEFICENT: Hey! QUEEN: What? You thought that a little prick on Sleeping Beautys finger was going to do her in? MALEFICENT: Are you forgetting that I can turn into a dragon? URSULA: I believe you mean, used to be able to STEPMOM: Oh, Ursula, you mean like when you used to be beautiful after you stole Ariels voice? CAPTAIN HOOK: Wait a minute...its true isnt it, Maleficent? You cant turn into a dragon any more than I have two functioning hands? MALEFICENT: Oh really, Hook, well at least I used to be able to become a reptile, instead of being chased away by one! Tick tock tick tock! CAPTAIN HOOK: Ah! Ohwell, what about Gaston? GASTON: What? Who wants my autograph? SCAR: Oh, you guys are just as bad as the hyenas. Anyway it doesnt matterwell never find their camp. JAFAR: We dont need to find anythingwe just need a bit ofsorcery. Iago my staff! IAGO: But Jafar, youre not allowed to JAFAR: Now, you pest! STEPMOM: I want that shoe! DRIZELLA: That shoe is mine! QUEEN: Somebody get me an apple! MALEFICENT: The spindle! URSULA: Her voice! DR. FACILIER: My tarot cards!

GASTON: Belle is as good as mine! LEFOU: Hey Gaston wait up! HOOK: Ohh Crocodile! (enter crocodile) Tick tock tick tock Peter Pan ALL: (maniacal laughs) Exit. Scene 4. Neutral Zone. Both tribes enter from opposite sides. BELLE: Hm, I wonder where Jeff is. ARIEL: Yeah, the note said to meet here for the first challenge. CINDERELLA: Well, Im sure hell turn up. Why would he lie? GASTON: Yes, what a surprise hes not here, eh Belle? BELLE: Oh, hello Gaston. PRINCE ERIC: Look, if this is a trap, we dont want any part of it. Lets just play the game, fair and square. URSULA: Now, now, Eric, no need to jump to conclusions. CAPT. HOOK: Yes, in fact, wed like tohelp you PETER PAN: Oh really, Hook? Help us how? STEPMOM: Oh come on, we know why youre all here. QUEEN: Yes, its because you want this island, isnt it? SCAR: Indeed, and why wouldnt you? GASTON: It is quite a catch. Not unlike myself. JAFAR: Yes, you deserve it, your majesties MALEFICENT: Weve discussed it together, and weve decided that we werent so nice to you in the past. TIANA: Hah! You can say that again.

DR. FACILIER: But Princess, weve changed! Look at us! (all villains look innocently) We mean you no harm. ARIEL: You really want to help us? URSULA: My dear, sweet, Princess, of course! Its what we do. Its what we live for. Isnt that right fellas? *Poor Unfortunate Souls* (During this song, Ariel sings and gets her voice taken away, Snow White takes the apple, Aurora touches the spindle, Peter Pan gets chased away by the crocodile followed by Capt. Hook, and Jasmine gets hypnotized to fall in love with Jafar) PRINCE ERIC: No! Ariel! Your voice! (to Ursula) You monster, youve done it again! URSULA: (cackles) JAFAR: (to Jasmine) Now tell Aladdin you are coming with me JASMINE (to Aladdin) Aladdin, I am going with Jafar now. JAFAR: Tell him you love me. JASMINE: I love Jafar. (Exit Jafar, followed by Jasmine) ALADDIN: Jasmine! No! Guys, weve got to do something! TIANA: Oh no, look at Aurora! CINDERELLA: Look at Snow White! PRINCE ERIC: I knew this was a trap! GENIE: How dare you, villains! You wont get away with this! QUEEN: You see, princesses, you can never defeat us! Never! MALEFICENT: We are almighty! The most powerful in all the land! BEAST: Oh yeah? Well just see about that! Why I oughta. (Enter Jeff, interrupting the fight thats about to go down) JEFF: Well, hello tribes! Nice to see were still spunky after a few days on the island! Sorry Im latehad a little mix-up with the challenge judges

(Enter Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Christina Aguilera) SIMON: I told you Christina, they invited American Idol judges, not The Voice! CHRISTINA: (says everything as if she is belting it out in a song) Oh no they did not. They invited The Voice, because we have cool spinning chairs (spins around) RANDY: Listen, Christina dawg, we know that you like the spinny chair and everything, but cmon dude were American. Idol. You gotta go. CHRISTINA: I am still going to stay because I am awesome. Woo yeah! Oooh SIMON: (sighs) Ok, fine, but listen, CHRISTINA: woo yeah, oooh SIMON: Nevermind. Jeff, can we please just get this show on the road? JEFF: Alright tribes, heres the deal. You will each select one team member to sing for the judges. Heroes, it looks like youve already lost some people, so it will really help you to win. WhoeverCHRISTINA: woo yeah, ooooh JEFF: (clears his throat) Whoever the judges think have the most it factor will win this challenge, and will also win the privilege of casting one magic spell whatever they want. So tribes, get ready, and lets begin. GENIE: Alright guys, we need to win this. We have to save our tribe! JASMINE: Mulan, you should do it. BELLE: Yeah, youre a warrior, and a singer. That has to be good luck. MULAN: Really? Well, okay, I do know one song *Reflection* JEFF: That was great, Mulan. Lets go to the judges. CHRISTINA: (still sings everything she says) Mulan, that was fabulous. I love that song! You got the moves like Jagger, you got the moves like Jagger, you got the moooooves like Jagger! Yeah! RANDY: I gotta say, dawg, it wasnt my favorite. I think it was the wrong song dude. SIMON: Well, if Im being honest, you sounded nice, but really it was like, a fish on a slab, you know? It just didnt do for me. Sorry.

JEFF: Okay, well, lets give Mulan a round of applause! Villains, youre up! IAGO: Ladies and Gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Sorcerer Jafar! (re-enter Jafar with Jasmine, along with other villains who had exited) JAFAR: Why thank you, Iago: *Its Our House Now* (From Mickeys House of Villains - Group villain song with solos) While they sing, Jafar uses the staff to cast spells on the judges, while the other villains keep the heroes back. Meanwhile, Jeff is clueless) SIMON: That was fantastic. The best song Ive ever heard. CHRISTINA: Yes, the best voice ever RANDY: Dawg, that was awesome. JEFF: Well I guess that settles it. Villains, you win this challenge! Sorry, heroes, better luck next time. (Exit Jeff with judges) ALADDIN: Wait, that wasnt fair! You guys put a spell on the judges! SCAR: Oh, Im sorry, did you forget? We dont play fair. STEPMOM: Good luck, heroes. (Villains exit, cackling) BEAST: Great, now what are we going to do?! TIANA: Yeah, we have to break the spells on the others. We need them back. BELLE: Wait everyone! I read about a spell that can reverse all others, all at once! Heres what we have to do (Huddle, lights out). Scene 5. Neutral Zone. JEFF: Alright everyone, this is the last challenge of the show. After this, one tribe will get immunity, and one tribe will go home. ARIEL: (shrugs to the group as if confused) CINDERELLA: Ariel wants to knowwhats immunity again?

GENIE: Ariel, what do you think it is? CINDERELLA: (Ariel makes some gestures while Cinderella interprets) She says that people keep saying that immunity is like a thing. But she it was more like a feeling. Like, you know, she feels like we have a great immunity here in our tribe. GENIE: No Ariel...thats community! AURORA: I think immunity means you wont get the flu. MULAN: No no noImmunity means that you have protection. That you cant get voted out. ARIEL: ohhh JEFF: Alright guys, as I was saying, todays challenge is going to be tough, but worth it if you want to survive. This challenge is....a dance off. Thats right. But wait, theres more! (Spotlight on Belle) BELLE: I couldnt believe our luck when Jeff announced that it would be a dance off! We needed an excuse to play some music! Its the perfect set-up! (Spotlight on Gaston) GASTON: A dancing contest just our luck! Once the ladies see me bust my moves, theyll be powerless (Spotlight on Prince Eric and Ariel) PRINCE ERIC: This is our big moment. When the spell works, Ariel will finally have her beautiful voice back! (Spotlight on Scar) SCAR: Now is my chance. All these idiots will win the contest, and then I will steal the island right out from under their feet! JEFF: Now, to ensure the fairness of this challenge, we have brought - all the way from San Francisco Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome from the hit TV show So You Think You Can Dance, yooooooour judges! (Enter Nigel and Mary) JEFF: Please welcome Nigel Thythgoe -NIGEL: I still cant believe you talked me into this, Jeff. Hello, everybody.

JEFF: Mary Murphy -MARY: wooooooo! Hot tamale train! woooooo! (Enter BRUNO) BRUNO: And I, am Bruno Tonioli! Hello everyone! Lets do it! JEFF: Um, Bruno, wheres the other So You Think You Can Dance Judge? BRUNO: Who cares? Its me! Hello everybody! JEFF: Oh, dont tell me this is happening again. Bruno, Im sorry, but we didnt ask Dancing with the Stars to judgewe only asked So You Think You Can Dance. BRUNO: I dont understand. Do I not know dance? (makes a dance move) JEFF: Well, yes, Bruno, but BRUNO: Then lets get the show on the road! Salut! JEFF: Wellalright. Okay survivors, the judges are going to score your tribes dancing on a scale of 1-10. The tribe with the highest score wins immunity. The other tribe...you will be going home. MULAN, DR. FACILIER: Oh, theyll be doing more than going home ALADDIN: Alright everyone, this is our chance! CAPTAIN HOOK: Listen up this is our chance! ALADDIN: Genie, youre in charge of the distraction. Ariel, when you see the cue, change the music to the spell. Everyone else, do your thing! CAPTAIN HOOK: Leave no one alive! JEFF: Tribes up, and when you hear the music...begin! NIGEL: Annnd, cue music. *MOB SONG vs. CIRCLE OF LIFE** (Villains seem to cant help themselves from joining in with the heroes...By the end of the song, Snow White, Aurora, and Jasmine have woken up and re-joined the group) JAFAR: WhaWhat happened? BELLE: It worked! Our dance broke the spell!

AURORA: Man, I feel like I cant stop falling asleep, wherever I go! MULAN: Its okay, Aurora. Maleficent put another spell on you. SNOW WHITE: On me, too? CINDERELLA: Yes, the Queen got you again. JASMINE: Aladdin? ALADDIN: Yup, Jafar got you again. JASMINE: Oh, no. GENIE: But its okay, kid. We broke their spells! JEFF: What are you guys talking about? What spells? TIANA: Jeff, the villains tried to cast their old spells on us, so that they could take over the island and all our kingdoms! JEFF: What? BELLE: They even put a spell on the judges to rig the singing contest! JEFF: Villains, is this true? PETER PAN: It sure is! And I have only one thing to say to you, Captain Hook! CAPTAIN HOOK: What? Peter Pan?! How did you escape?! PETER PAN: Tick, Tock, Hook. Tick. Tock. (Enter crocodile. Hook screams and runs offstage, with crocodile chasing him) QUEEN: Now, Jeff, what kind of people do you think we are? URSULA: Yes, all we ever did was try to help them MALEFICENT: Yes, were innocent, really JEFF: hmmwell, judges, what do you think? BRUNO: Well the dancing it was dazzling! But I have to say that tricking these princes and princesses and trying to take over their kingdoms is not very nice. Im going to have to give this one to the heroes. JEFF: Okay. Nigel, what did you think?

NIGEL: Well, really, I have to say that both the heroes and villains were brilliant. Both coming up with plans to outwit the other. But, I have to say, the tribe that I felt put their heart and soul into this challenge was the heroes. I say they win. MARY: Well, let me say that I agree with Nigel...the heroes were just trying to save their tribe, and they did it all while putting their heart and soul into the dancing. Thats just the kind of spirit I look for on the hot tamale train! So Im putting the heroes on the hot tamale train! You were fabulous! Woooo! JEFF: Well, you heard it guys. Looks like the heroes won over the judges with their moves, and their hearts. And I have to say, villains, Im disappointed that you would try to cheat by going back to your old ways. IAGO: Now, Jeff, you have to realize that I had nothing to do with the villains plot LEFOU: Yeah, me either DRIZELLA: Me either. My mother iswell shes evil! (Jafar, Gaston, and Stepmom each grab their minions ear and drag them back to the group) JEFF: Well, this means the heroes have immunity, and villains, youre out! Security! Seize them! (These lines may overlap each other) QUEEN: Just wait! Ill fix ya! Ill crush your bones! MALEFICENT: Wha? No one messes with me! Noooooo! GASTON: Let me go! Let me go! Dont hurt me! Ill do anything! Anything! SCAR: Now, now, let me explainI didnt meanI onlynoooo! JAFAR: No! I need that lamp! Noooooo! DR. FACILIER: I promise Ill make it up to you! Please! Dont take me away! STEPMOM: No! This island belongs to me! You cant let that wretched girl have it! (All villains exit) JEFF: Alright, well, now that theyre gone, you guys have an important task ahead of you. GENIE: Really? Whats that? JEFF: Well, you still need to compete for the castle amongst yourselves. (All stare at each other for a moment) ALL: Nahhhhh

ALADDIN: To be honest, Jeff, I think well all be better off without it. JASMINE: Aladdins right. We dont need an extra castle. We have a wonderful castle already. ARIEL: Yeah. Im just happy to have my voice back. SNOW WHITE: I want to get home too, Prince Charmings waiting for me. AURORA: Hey you know whatI feel sort of awake! This is great! PETER PAN: I think you guys are righthaving a castle is way too much responsibility! Who would want that? JEFF: Well, I guess theres just one thing left to do then. BELLE: Oh yeah, whats that? JEFF: Sing, of course! *Finale song (Villains come out singing, handcuffed) When you wish upon a star*