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“I don’t know what it is, but every time his mom cooks,
the food is amazing and it’s because of that stuff. So now you
can cook me food whenever I want it and I don’t have to wait
for his mom to let me come over.” She gave me a cheesy grin.
“Oh, okay, so here’s our new mission, Aiden. We have to find
Natalie a boyfriend.”
I leaned back against the headrest. “Brooke…”
“Oh, shush, I know better than you. I’m thinking she needs
a hipster-type guy.”
“I told you, I don’t want some weird poser who wears non-
prescription Ray-Bans. It’s really not my thing.”
“That shouldn’t be anybody’s thing,” said Aiden.
“Agreed.”
“No, guys,” Brooke said, “not the annoying kind of hip-
ster who’s just catching on to the mainstream hipster thing,
more someone who is a little off-kilter, but not to an annoy-
ing extent.”
“I already think he sounds lame.”
“Nat, be real, I’m not saying he needs to be exactly anything.
I mean someone who is into the same things as you. You’re not
going to date, like, a football player.” She gestured at Aiden.
“I don’t see that being something you’re into. Or maybe you
need someone who is your total opposite. I don’t know! It’s
going to be fun to shop you around. Which is why—” she
pulled out her phone and opened up Facebook “—we are
going to this tomorrow night.”
I took the phone and looked at it. “Stupid Cupid Rager?”
“Yes. It’s at Alexa’s place, have you been there? Well, it’s
huge and has a pool table and a movie theater, and is the best.
We’re hoping to get snowed in there. It’s even better in sum-
mer because of the pool in the back, but whatever. It’ll be fun,
anyway. She has a hot tub!”
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used to slightly dopey Brooke, who was a little off the wall
and could always crack me up or unselfconsciously pull an
ugly face. But here she was, her hair swooshed to one shoul-
der, confidently chatting with the people around her while
she poured vodka into a shaker with ice and whatever else.
She really was good at the whole “being the queen” thing.
She had that smile that looked real every time. She sounded
interested, surprised, shocked, or however it was you wanted
her to sound when you told her something. She made the
people around her feel interesting, funny or attractive, and all
the while it was clear that she was the most interesting, funny
and attractive person in the room.
I came off as the opposite. I didn’t want to take a shot, so I
immediately felt like the prude. Which sucked. Because hon-
estly, I simply didn’t want to.
When I talked to people, I felt like I could never think of
the right response or anything clever to say. I was fine with
people I really knew. Smart, and even funny sometimes. But
with strangers or acquaintances, I was a mess.
“Ready?” asked Brooke, handing me my first two ounces
of regret. “It’s not that bad, I promise.”
“To senior freaking year!” screamed Alexa. Everyone
cheered.
I took the shot and was unable to play it cool, reaching for
something, anything, else to shoot back afterward, but there
was nothing. I became the unwilling center of attention as
everyone around me, clearly unfazed by the sting, laughed or
looked at me like I was their little sister or something. Some-
one even went, “Aww!”
“Oh, God, was it really that bad for you?” Brooke hugged
me. “I’m so sorry, Nat. Whoo!” She widened her eyes. “All
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